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Subject: Scientists find a way to prevent breast cancer

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Scientists have discovered that squeezing breasts can stop breast cancer cells from growing. Lab experiments which involved a lot of artificial boobie groping have produced data showing that the cancer cells actually return to normal growth patterns, instead of continuing to grow uncontrollably, while unsqueezed cells show normal cancer-like growth patterns.

  • 12.19.2012 10:24 AM PDT

Posted by: Changsta inc
Racism isn't wrong if it's funny.

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T_T

  • 12.19.2012 10:25 AM PDT

"If you want to test a man's character, give him power" -- Abraham Lincoln

Hot topic inbound.

  • 12.19.2012 10:25 AM PDT

I'm going to dedicate my life to helping women avoid developing breast cancer.

  • 12.19.2012 10:28 AM PDT
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Well I know what I'm doing tonight.

  • 12.19.2012 10:28 AM PDT
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.....I wonder how many women would allow men to squeeze their breasts even thought they know the dangers?

  • 12.19.2012 10:31 AM PDT

Alt account #4 because i can!

brb. gotta go on a prevention spree.

  • 12.19.2012 10:32 AM PDT

"Right now it is raining methane on Titan. The planet Uranus is, hilariously, orbiting the sun sideways while Venus spins backwards. We sit here on a planet marked with collisions, rocked by earthquakes, shaken by storms. A planet doomed to be fried in radiation as its magnetic fields collapse, until the sun grows and leaves nothing of the earth but dust. Here we sit, glasses on our noses, inhalers in our pockets, braces on our teeth, and we say "Behold the perfect ORDER of it all!""

Brilliant news.

  • 12.19.2012 10:32 AM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

I'm offering my services as breast cancer curer. Not only that, but I'll do it for free!

  • 12.19.2012 10:32 AM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Women can squeeze their own breasts, too.
Posted by: Android Spartan
.....I wonder how many women would allow men to squeeze their breasts even thought they know the dangers?

  • 12.19.2012 10:33 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN
I'm going to dedicate my life to helping women avoid developing breast cancer.
That's really sweet of you.

  • 12.19.2012 10:33 AM PDT


Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN
I'm going to dedicate my life to helping women avoid developing breast cancer.

This guy's a man with a plan.

  • 12.19.2012 10:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: CamCamm

Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN
I'm going to dedicate my life to helping women avoid developing breast cancer.
That's really sweet of you.


Need any assistance?

  • 12.19.2012 10:34 AM PDT

Men, get to work.

  • 12.19.2012 10:34 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

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Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN
I'm going to dedicate my life to helping women avoid developing breast cancer.
That's really sweet of you.
Need any assistance?
I randomly grope my breasts throughout the day. I'm good.

  • 12.19.2012 10:35 AM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk

  • 12.19.2012 10:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: brandorobot
Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN
I'm going to dedicate my life to helping women avoid developing breast cancer.
That's really sweet of you.
Need any assistance?
I randomly grope my breasts throughout the day. I'm good.

Sometimes you might need a break.

  • 12.19.2012 10:36 AM PDT

BrAdLeY

~LOOOOL

  • 12.19.2012 10:37 AM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Is there a link to a more scientific source?

This really seems like Pseudo-Science at best, and research done by a Doctoral Student into groping seems... Unlikely to hold much scientific basis.

  • 12.19.2012 10:38 AM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

I am going to continue to help women around the globe!

  • 12.19.2012 10:38 AM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

We must all do our part. I for one am happy to make the sacrifice.

  • 12.19.2012 10:40 AM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Any excuse I suppose.

  • 12.19.2012 10:47 AM PDT

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Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN
I'm going to dedicate my life to helping women avoid developing breast cancer.


that sounds like a noble quest good sir, i would be honored to accompany you!

  • 12.19.2012 10:58 AM PDT

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Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

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Posted by: brandorobot
Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: brandorobot
Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN
I'm going to dedicate my life to helping women avoid developing breast cancer.
That's really sweet of you.
Need any assistance?
I randomly grope my breasts throughout the day. I'm good.

Sometimes you might need a break.
...
lol

  • 12.19.2012 11:00 AM PDT
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I know. I'm silky smooth.

  • 12.19.2012 11:00 AM PDT

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