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Subject: Scientists find a way to prevent breast cancer

God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble. Therefore will not we fear, though the earth be removed, and though the mountains be carried into the midst of the sea; Though the waters thereof roar and be troubled, though the mountains shake with the swelling thereof.” – Psalms 46:1-3

VICTORY!!!!!

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  • 12.19.2012 11:01 AM PDT

Call me Stu


Posted by: Nannerpus
...

T_T

  • 12.19.2012 11:01 AM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs


Posted by: SkilPhil
Any excuse I suppose.

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I dont lie. Really.


Posted by: FriendlyStu16

Posted by: Nannerpus
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T_T

  • 12.19.2012 11:02 AM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ


Posted by: catman6
Posted by: brandorobot
Sometimes you might need a break.
...
lol
Lol.

*Saves thread

  • 12.19.2012 11:03 AM PDT

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
SAVED THREAD PAGES: 283
One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN

*Goes to apply for new job*
*Goes to interview*

Employer: So tell me sir...what did you do for your job before this interview?

Guy: I squeezed breast for a living.

Employer: You what?

Guy: I helped stop breast cancer.

Employer: You what?

  • 12.19.2012 11:04 AM PDT

Brb, showing this to every girl I know.

  • 12.19.2012 11:05 AM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Posted by: culexus
Is there a link to a more scientific source?

This really seems like Pseudo-Science at best, and research done by a Doctoral Student into groping seems... Unlikely to hold much scientific basis.
Almost all academic research comes from doctoral students...

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But officer, I was only preventing her tumor from spreading!

  • 12.19.2012 11:07 AM PDT

I wonder if the same applies for testicular cancer?

  • 12.19.2012 11:09 AM PDT

Yuri Goggles can never be too tight!



Ξ

I knew I was doing something right.

  • 12.19.2012 11:12 AM PDT

Is this a valid defense against -blam!- battery charges?

I need to know for a friend.

  • 12.19.2012 11:18 AM PDT

THIS IS HALO!And Pizza FTW!!!

Very interesting.......

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Should i get brain massages, prostate massages, and testicle massages Dis?

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Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

Posted by: CamCamm
I randomly grope my breasts throughout the day. I'm good.

This

  • 12.19.2012 11:31 AM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia


Posted by: Hillbilly Bob
I wonder if the same applies for testicular cancer?


*Crosses legs protectively*

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I don't need no stinking signature!


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Posted by: Hillbilly Bob
I wonder if the same applies for testicular cancer?


*Crosses legs protectively*


*Spreads legs provocatively*

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Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Well, time to start saving lives.

  • 12.19.2012 11:44 AM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.

hohohohoho thats real sweet innit

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All that is needed for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.


Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN
I'm going to dedicate my life to helping women avoid developing breast cancer.

  • 12.19.2012 12:02 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

Well...

I didn't think i had it in me, but its time to save lives.

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*Reads thread to make sure scientists weren't Japanese.*

*Now has a new pickup line.*

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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Use it or lose it. =)

  • 12.19.2012 12:05 PM PDT

I'm 23, I have a house, dog, girlfriend, job and I have no interest in any fanboyism so if you're thinking about sending me a childish PM, don't be surprised when I don't call back.


Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN
I'm going to dedicate my life to helping women avoid developing breast cancer.


I pledge myself to this cause as of today.

  • 12.19.2012 12:07 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: coolmike699
Is this a valid defense against -blam!- battery charges?

I need to know for a friend.
Hahahahaa

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