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Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Poll: Would you rather...  [closed]
Have Epic Meal Time make all your meals for a year:  85%
(35 Votes)
Jackass make you do all their stunts for a month:  15%
(6 Votes)
Total Votes: 41

OK, which would you rather do? Neither isn't an option.

You will do every stunt that the Jackass team did in every movie or TV Show, or, eat Epic Meal Time Food for a year.

The food will be every meal, there is no escaping it.

  • 12.19.2012 10:29 AM PDT

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"Have Epic Meal Time make all your meals for a year."

Who the hell wouldn't want this?

  • 12.19.2012 10:30 AM PDT

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Jackass would be too dangerous for my liking.

  • 12.19.2012 10:30 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

EMT, obviously.

  • 12.19.2012 10:31 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.

Epic Meal Time

EDIT- I go out with a bang from massive food intake.

[Edited on 12.19.2012 10:33 AM PST]

  • 12.19.2012 10:32 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

You guys gotta remember, the EMT meals are normally over 30,000 calories.

  • 12.19.2012 10:32 AM PDT
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So the chance to die of a heart attack or die doing a crazy stunt.


I choose Epic Meal Time. It will be a delicious death..

  • 12.19.2012 10:33 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
The food will be every meal, there is no escaping it.


So if I only have one meal a day, that's not escaping it.

okay.

  • 12.19.2012 10:38 AM PDT

I don't have to finish it though. No-one can eat 30,000 calories per meal.

  • 12.19.2012 10:40 AM PDT

+1 for you good sir.


Posted by: annoyinginge
"Have Epic Meal Time make all your meals for a year."

Who the hell wouldn't want this?

  • 12.19.2012 10:40 AM PDT

Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on.

jackass

  • 12.19.2012 10:41 AM PDT

I'm probably going to die either way, might as well choose the more enjoyable option.

  • 12.19.2012 10:42 AM PDT

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Either one is a death sentence, but I'd go with EMT.

  • 12.19.2012 10:42 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
You guys gotta remember, the EMT meals are normally over 30,000 calories.
I don't have to eat all of it, do I?

  • 12.19.2012 10:43 AM PDT
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Why is this a question?

  • 12.19.2012 10:46 AM PDT

Who am I?

mah twitter

Option one, if I don't have to pay for that stuff.

  • 12.19.2012 11:10 AM PDT

Ugh, Jackass! Unlike you guys I don't feel like getting fat, and or dying after 2 weeks of the nasty -blam!- they make. I can guarantee after a short period of time anyone would develop hardcore heart disease from the stuff they make.





[Edited on 12.19.2012 11:45 AM PST]

  • 12.19.2012 11:44 AM PDT

My legit Killtrocity

Camping like a 'mouth breather'
If Fed Ex and UPS merged into one company, would it be called Fed Up?

I don't want to start another account for a digital number that has no true value in ten years.

Jackass

It would be more fun, and nobody dies from their stunts, just painful for a bit. Don't want to be fat for a year

  • 12.19.2012 11:46 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: Miz KillZone
Ugh, Jackass! Unlike you guys I don't feel like getting fat, and or dying after 2 weeks of the nasty -blam!- they make. I can guarantee after a short period of time anyone would develop hardcore heart disease from the stuff they make.


I dissent your judgement, as it is merely a virgin's most rational choice of departing from his corporeal form.

  • 12.19.2012 11:49 AM PDT
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Well you never said we had to finish the meals so I'm obviously going with the first one.

  • 12.19.2012 11:49 AM PDT


Posted by: Alec9224
Well you never said we had to finish the meals so I'm obviously going with the first one.


Can I have the Epic Meal Time guys do the Jackass stunts?

  • 12.19.2012 11:50 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Neither. I have L9 clearance.

  • 12.19.2012 11:50 AM PDT