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Subject: How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa Claus?

The Wonderful LeSieg!

Impressed at the restraint that this thread has shown.

Anyways, I was about 7 or 8. The last Christmas where I absolutely, completely believed in Santa was probably around 5. After that I just sort of waned until I basically kept quiet so my younger sibling could figure it out.

  • 12.19.2012 12:25 PM PDT

Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on.

haha what are you talking about?

  • 12.19.2012 12:26 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

I don't know 5 or 6.

  • 12.19.2012 12:27 PM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

I still believe in him.

  • 12.19.2012 12:27 PM PDT

My first grade teacher had a mental breakdown and told all the kids that santa wasn't real.

  • 12.19.2012 12:40 PM PDT

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In the way of part of the new Germany was Poland so Hitler and Stalin took it over so Germany could grow.

What.

I figured out that he wasn't real around 5, but I never really believed him before that.

  • 12.19.2012 12:42 PM PDT

iPhone 4S 64GB Black.

Never truly believed in Santa, but it was confirmed around when I was eleven.

  • 12.19.2012 12:44 PM PDT
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Your lying! Santa is real!

*Covers ears and pouts*

  • 12.19.2012 12:47 PM PDT

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Only after my psychologist ruined Christmas.

  • 12.19.2012 12:47 PM PDT

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

We didn't celebrate Christmas growing up, and my parents felt it was wrong to lie to us and say that there was a dude who brought all the other kids presents, so they taught my sister and I that it was a sham from the get-go.

  • 12.19.2012 12:49 PM PDT
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Gimme 20 taters!

5 or 6

  • 12.19.2012 12:50 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Well, I never really believed in Santa. Instead, I believed in the Christmas spirit, which was similar to the holy spirit.

  • 12.19.2012 12:51 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Here's my story

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer.

Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart.

It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell...

The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly.

And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

  • 12.19.2012 12:54 PM PDT

I love you

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Here's my story

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer.

Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart.

It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell...

The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly.

And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
Well then.

  • 12.19.2012 12:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: LeSieg
Impressed at the restraint that this thread has shown.

  • 12.19.2012 12:56 PM PDT

Driven by success.
Follow me if you wish:@JamilDeanTriaa

I was about 12 or 13 years old when I stopped believing in him. It does kinda ruin the feel to it when you find out he doesn't exist.

  • 12.19.2012 12:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Here's my story

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer.

Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart.

It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell...

The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly.

And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.


Gremlins

  • 12.19.2012 12:57 PM PDT

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He's...not real?

  • 12.19.2012 12:58 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Here's my story

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer.

Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart.

It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell...

The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly.

And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.


Are we going to have to go through this again Charlie?
REALLY?

  • 12.19.2012 12:58 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Here's my story

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer.

Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart.

It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell...

The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly.

And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
Did that really happen?

  • 12.19.2012 12:59 PM PDT

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Here's my story

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer.

Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart.

It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell...

The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly.

And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
Did that really happen?
...of course

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  • 12.19.2012 1:00 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

6, give or take 8 months.

  • 12.19.2012 1:03 PM PDT

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Here's my story

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer.

Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart.

It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell...

The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly.

And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
Right.

  • 12.19.2012 1:06 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=16895204

I'm not saying it's Santa

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=NL#/watch?v =m99CzWNJX7k

  • 12.19.2012 1:09 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

OP, what are you saying? OP... Please?

:'(

  • 12.19.2012 1:10 PM PDT

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