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Subject: What would you get if Chief was Santa this year?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Santa gets the flu and calls on the one man he knows can get the job done. Master Chief!

But, Chief takes a look at the toys and makes some corrections...


What did you get?

  • 12.19.2012 1:07 PM PDT

Wait, you actually are looking at this? Damn, I never look at these, at least on this site.

My Nerf gun now fires lasers

  • 12.19.2012 1:07 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts

A Covenant frigate

  • 12.19.2012 1:07 PM PDT

That record player is now adorned with the skull of a shanghelli high officer.

  • 12.19.2012 1:09 PM PDT

"If you want to test a man's character, give him power" -- Abraham Lincoln

A new AI

*sniffles*

  • 12.19.2012 1:09 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

An arbiter figurine?

  • 12.19.2012 1:10 PM PDT

Asked for an ornamental sword

Gets energy sword

  • 12.19.2012 1:11 PM PDT

Join the Halo Haven group!

An egghead.

  • 12.19.2012 1:11 PM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

Cortana's ass

  • 12.19.2012 1:12 PM PDT

Killed.

  • 12.19.2012 1:12 PM PDT

There just aren't enough moments in the day to rectify the wrongs of the past.

One does not simply get Chief to deliver presents.

A Spartan Laser disguised as a Water Gun.

  • 12.19.2012 1:12 PM PDT


Posted by: Unit 076
Cortana's ass

So the back of Chief's head?

  • 12.19.2012 1:13 PM PDT

Gamertag: AC Mobius

RIP Derek Farley

A pet Grunt.

  • 12.19.2012 1:16 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

A needler. Yes.

  • 12.19.2012 1:17 PM PDT

My new nerf gun now comes with an Elite's skull on it and it now fires FMJ rounds with the power of a gun from 500 years in the future.

  • 12.19.2012 1:19 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Seeing as I want Far Cry 3 for Christmas (and I have it so don't ask how that works), I'd get Far Cry 3: Combat Evolved.

Charlie why did you do this to me?! I want a version of Far Cry 3 but in the Halo universe now.


NO. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. I MUST MAKE THIS GAME.

  • 12.19.2012 1:20 PM PDT

A real life Energy Sword!

  • 12.19.2012 1:20 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Posted by: SilverBulitt82
A real life Energy Sword!
I'd never use it otherwise it would lose charge and simply become a paper weight with Covenant symbols on it :(

  • 12.19.2012 1:22 PM PDT

A Warthog

  • 12.19.2012 1:23 PM PDT

I am a monument to all your sins

A UNSC Frigate.

  • 12.19.2012 1:24 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.

A red plasma rifle and red energy sword combo pack with the charging kits

  • 12.19.2012 1:24 PM PDT

Proud member of the Herd


Posted by: Bungie Sam
Posted by: SilverBulitt82
A real life Energy Sword!
I'd never use it otherwise it would lose charge and simply become a paper weight with Covenant symbols on it :(


There's always next year.

  • 12.19.2012 1:24 PM PDT
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I didn't ask for anything though I did get breakdown cover for my car.

So I get a cyclops? Cool.

  • 12.19.2012 1:25 PM PDT

A new computer, with technology from the Ships systems implanted, and a grunt's armour as the case.

  • 12.19.2012 1:26 PM PDT
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An Instalation Monitor.

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  • 12.19.2012 1:28 PM PDT

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