- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Santa is real, and counts trolling on line as "Naughty."
How do you react?
For the purposes of this thread: Yes, Santa is very real, and the only source of gifts at Christmas. Posting in this thread constitutes participation and agreement to the above statement.