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Subject: What is your reaction to this scenario

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Santa is real, and counts trolling on line as "Naughty."


How do you react?


For the purposes of this thread: Yes, Santa is very real, and the only source of gifts at Christmas. Posting in this thread constitutes participation and agreement to the above statement.

  • 12.19.2012 1:34 PM PDT
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Time to troll Santa

  • 12.19.2012 1:35 PM PDT

Quote from Confucius

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
Time to troll Santa

  • 12.19.2012 1:35 PM PDT
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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.

*Trolls Santa with anthrax filled cookies*

  • 12.19.2012 1:36 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: Le Petit Chien
If you were my son, I'd be proud.
This. I'd take you out for a dinner at your favorite restaurant.


Quoted by a Mod. Call me a suck up, but I feel pretty damn awesome right now.

I'll sweet talk the old coot with sugar cookies and milk.

  • 12.19.2012 1:36 PM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.

I have no reason to react.

  • 12.19.2012 1:36 PM PDT

Crap...

  • 12.19.2012 1:37 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

I would...stick it in his pooper.

  • 12.19.2012 1:37 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

*shrugs*

  • 12.19.2012 1:43 PM PDT
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Roofie his eggnog.

  • 12.19.2012 1:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Cobravert
I just saw a green monkey nut shot a small tan lizard(?) in a gunny sack.

Go out and buy my own presents instead of relying on him.

  • 12.19.2012 1:45 PM PDT
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I've been very naughty this year ;)

  • 12.19.2012 1:49 PM PDT

I would demand oil in the place of coal.

  • 12.19.2012 1:50 PM PDT

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lol Rose

  • 12.19.2012 1:50 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: OdorousLicense3
lol Rose
I can only imagine his reaction...

  • 12.19.2012 3:57 PM PDT

"If you want to test a man's character, give him power" -- Abraham Lincoln

Define "trolling". I probably would have some offenses against me.

  • 12.19.2012 3:58 PM PDT
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Lax Cookies for Santa!

  • 12.19.2012 3:59 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

I'd sell the coal he gives me for money to buy real gifts.

  • 12.19.2012 4:00 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

I laugh.

  • 12.19.2012 4:01 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: OdorousLicense3
lol Rose
Santa visiting Rose's house.

  • 12.19.2012 6:04 PM PDT

*Awaits awesome gift

  • 12.19.2012 6:15 PM PDT

Cole

Santa does this milk taste like roofies?

  • 12.19.2012 6:25 PM PDT
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Remember what Sergeant Vau told us: Eat your vegtable capsules.


Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
I'd sell the coal he gives me for money to buy real gifts.

  • 12.19.2012 6:38 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!

Quality thread, many lols are being had.

OT: Coal is valuable stuff, and i didn't have anything else i really wanted.

  • 12.19.2012 6:55 PM PDT

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank god that such men lived. ----------- No Bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (both by George S. Patton jr.)

Send him a letter asking him to give me coal.
WHAT NOW SANTA?!

  • 12.19.2012 6:57 PM PDT

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