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Subject: Lol, I applied to IGN for a review job.
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Posted by: Rayzor1995

Posted by: Mastergee

Posted by: Rayzor1995

Posted by: Mastergee
You seem to think you're the big man eh? What makes you the big man?
...

No


humbled
-1/10


Can't say much can you? Pathetic, probably a bot.

  • 12.19.2012 2:43 PM PDT

Good luck to you.

  • 12.19.2012 2:44 PM PDT
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Wow, that's funny.

  • 12.19.2012 2:47 PM PDT

OMGZZ!!!!!!

"It's Afghanistanimation!"


Posted by: brandorobot
Wow, that's funny.
Indeed it is broski. Indeed it is.

  • 12.19.2012 2:49 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.


Posted by: Mastergee

Posted by: Rayzor1995

Posted by: Mastergee

Posted by: Rayzor1995

Posted by: Mastergee
You seem to think you're the big man eh? What makes you the big man?
...

No


humbled
-1/10


Can't say much can you? Pathetic, probably a bot.
Lol, just keep digging yourself a deeper hole.

  • 12.19.2012 2:50 PM PDT

+1 for you good sir.


Posted by: Bungie Sam
Fix them from within, noble knight.

  • 12.19.2012 2:50 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: Bungie Sam
Fix them from within, noble knight.

  • 12.19.2012 2:51 PM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

No offense, but with no professional review experience, your chances are very slim. You also are nowhere near the writing standards that are expected from an organization like IGN.

  • 12.19.2012 2:56 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

You probably aren't IGNorant enough to work there.

  • 12.19.2012 2:57 PM PDT

OMGZZ!!!!!!

"It's Afghanistanimation!"


Posted by: destroys u
No offense, but with no professional review experience, your chances are very slim. You also are nowhere near the writing standards that are expected from an organization like IGN.
Yeah, I know. Just figured that I would give it a shot. If by some miracle I got it, then huzah! If I don't (99.99% chance) then no harm done.

Also, thanks to the troll for giving me more notoriety by attacking me! :D

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  • 12.19.2012 2:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: AngryBrute1

Posted by: destroys u
No offense, but with no professional review experience, your chances are very slim. You also are nowhere near the writing standards that are expected from an organization like IGN.
Yeah, I know. Just figured that I would give it a shot. If by some miracle I got it, then huzah! If I don't (99.99% chance) then no harm done.

Also, thanks to the troll for giving me more notoriety by attacking me! :D


Good luck Brute. I wish you the best of luck. I also suggest that you visit other review sites and read their articles. It will help you with your writing.

  • 12.19.2012 3:00 PM PDT

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That's right. I just dropped some AOL IM protocol.

Yeah, Brute, you need some proof reading but I think you do a fine job with the reviews themselves.

  • 12.19.2012 3:01 PM PDT

There's never no harm in trying.

  • 12.19.2012 3:03 PM PDT


Posted by: Bungie Sam
Fix them from within, noble knight.

  • 12.19.2012 3:04 PM PDT

OMGZZ!!!!!!

"It's Afghanistanimation!"


Posted by: Teh Pink Wolf
There's never no harm in trying.
Exactly my point. I give myself a .01% chance of getting that job. They offer was there, just thought that I would give it a shot.

  • 12.19.2012 3:14 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.


Posted by: Bungie Sam
Fix them from within, noble knight.

  • 12.19.2012 3:16 PM PDT

OMGZZ!!!!!!

"It's Afghanistanimation!"


Posted by: xxMayDay31xx
Yeah, Brute, you need some proof reading but I think you do a fine job with the reviews themselves.
Thanks!

  • 12.19.2012 3:24 PM PDT
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the will to win is the will to destroy

good luck to you man who knows IGN might get a reputation for good quality reviews

  • 12.19.2012 3:41 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!


Posted by: Bungie Sam
Fix them from within, noble knight.

  • 12.19.2012 3:41 PM PDT
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Without The Flood, I wouldn't know what an opinion is.

Fight the system from within!

  • 12.19.2012 3:46 PM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

As long as you don't sell out with your reviews, I hope you get the job :)

  • 12.19.2012 3:47 PM PDT

OMGZZ!!!!!!

"It's Afghanistanimation!"


Posted by: culexus
As long as you don't sell out with your reviews, I hope you get the job :)
That would be cool!

  • 12.19.2012 3:58 PM PDT

OMGZZ!!!!!!

"It's Afghanistanimation!"


Posted by: LocknLoader2K8
good luck to you man who knows IGN might get a reputation for good quality reviews
Thank you. Although I do not think that they are of great quality. Perhaps that is just me being cynical.

  • 12.20.2012 4:24 PM PDT


Posted by: Emperor Gillard
You probably aren't IGNorant enough to work there.

  • 12.20.2012 4:25 PM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

Fingers crossed, but you probably use too many exclamation marks for a professional.

  • 12.20.2012 4:25 PM PDT

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