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Subject: A way to abolish sheep.
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For centuries long and centuries to come we have relied almost solely to sheep for our woolen products. However, the time is nigh to make a stand.

There is a possiblity of replacing both woolen products and other natural fiber based clothing with durable 'replacements' made out of eucalyptus, nettle and hemp.

This is a great addition to a more conscious world, where veganism grows a little bit every day.

Also, with less sheep being used for wool production, we'd be able to increase the production of mutton, served on a plate. Because frankly, those warm succulent mutton chops taste great with some easter bread or in a stew.

  • 12.19.2012 2:59 PM PDT

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

  • 12.19.2012 3:00 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

By hemp, do you mean... MARIJUANA!!! Hiiiiiiissssssssss!!! HISSSSSS!!! *makes cross with fingers* hissssss

OT: What about cotton?

[Edited on 12.19.2012 3:01 PM PST]

  • 12.19.2012 3:00 PM PDT

I will own everyone in Halo: Reach

Nice move, sir.

OT: Yeah! Leave the poor sheeps alone!

  • 12.19.2012 3:01 PM PDT

But sir, if you abolish sheep, where will those men get their pleasure? What is this tomfoolery!!

  • 12.19.2012 3:01 PM PDT

Something smells fishy...

Sounds like a bad idea and a parody thread.

  • 12.19.2012 3:01 PM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

As a Welshman I stand against this.

  • 12.19.2012 3:02 PM PDT