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Subject: The most evil Vs poll ever

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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Poll: The most evil Vs poll ever  [closed]
Master Chief:  50%
(40 Votes)
Santa Claus:  50%
(40 Votes)
Total Votes: 80

That's right. I finally did it.

Green vs red.

Master Chief, angry that Santa never visited him nor any other Spartan II has infiltrated the North Pole, looking for some payback. Santa is alerted by his chief elf of security of the breach, and leaves to handle the matter personally.

Who wins the fight?

  • 12.19.2012 3:05 PM PDT

Santa Claus because Power of Christmas beeyotch.

  • 12.19.2012 3:05 PM PDT
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Why isn't there a warhammer 40k related option in your poll you should know what's popular around these days Charlie...

  • 12.19.2012 3:06 PM PDT

I am a monument to all your sins

Master Chief would just beat him to death.

  • 12.19.2012 3:07 PM PDT

Something smells fishy...

Santa in theory Master Chief in reality.

  • 12.19.2012 3:07 PM PDT

Futer day, 6/28/2011

Santa doesn't exist so Master Chief wins. Duh.

  • 12.19.2012 3:07 PM PDT

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Obligatory Batman post.

  • 12.19.2012 3:08 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

obligatory WWII russia would win post

OT : Chief

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  • 12.19.2012 3:08 PM PDT
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Level designer / bungie fan and a Sangheili admirer.

The MLG Dildact WILL always be Master Race

  • 12.19.2012 3:08 PM PDT
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Santa >>>>>>>>> All

  • 12.19.2012 3:08 PM PDT

Two makes there more than speakers.

Santa is the Master Chief.

  • 12.19.2012 3:08 PM PDT

Damn, that's a cold-ass honky.

"He who has the money has the authority; and respect to the man with the Uzi."


Posted by: Krusekruse
Master Chief doesn't exist so Santa wins. Duh.

  • 12.19.2012 3:09 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Santa lets out a hearty laugh and John's head promptly explodes in a gory mess.

  • 12.19.2012 3:10 PM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

Think about it: Santa is able to visit hundreds of millions of houses in a single night. He must be incredibly fast.

  • 12.19.2012 3:13 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.


Posted by: thescratchman17

Posted by: Krusekruse
Master Chief doesn't exist so Santa wins. Duh.

  • 12.19.2012 3:14 PM PDT
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Santa lures the Chief into the elves' workshop, which has been rigged to fire Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifles at anyone who enters. MC proceeds to get his eyes shot out and can't fight because he is blind.

  • 12.19.2012 3:15 PM PDT

The shadow on the wall.

Silent


Posted by: destroys u
Think about it: Santa is able to visit hundreds of millions of houses in a single night. He must be incredibly fast.


Someone sorted out all the calculations with that.

At the speed he would have to move, his sleigh, himself and his riendeer would completely vaporize in less than 0.004 seconds.

So cheif, because santa already vaoprized himself.

  • 12.19.2012 3:16 PM PDT

Color The Sky
Lost In Las Vegas
Missed You

Remember all
The sadness and frustration
And let it go

I swear Charlie, you make the most Vs threads out of any one user here...

OT: WWII Russia.

  • 12.19.2012 3:16 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

Master Chief because he's ossim possim and doesn't afraid of anything.

  • 12.19.2012 3:16 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.


Posted by: Siffera13
Santa is the Master Chief.
so he kills himself and they both win and lose at the same time.

poll broken.

  • 12.19.2012 3:17 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
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Posted by: CultMiester4000

Posted by: Siffera13
Santa is the Master Chief.
so he kills himself and they both win and lose at the same time.

poll broken.
Somehow I doubt that Santa and the Chief are one in the same.

Santa is always laughing, and Chief never laughs.

  • 12.19.2012 3:31 PM PDT

Blind luck always prevails.

You crafty mother-blam!-.

  • 12.19.2012 3:33 PM PDT

Ok here's how it goes:

They meet on a windswept plain of ice on Christmas Eve. Master Chiefs visor glints in the pale moonlight and Santa's beard casually wisps in the wind. As they stare each other down, Chief pulls out an AR and begins to fire at Santa who dives into cover behind a low ice shelf. Bullets whiz above Santa's head as Chief approaches the shelf to kill santa while he's down, but little does he know that Santa is actually using his time stopping powers to go behind Chief. As the Chief looks at where Santa should be, the jolly red man Jingle Kicks Chief's legs out from under him, causing the Chief to fall. Claus pounces on the Chief, who quickly recovers by pushing Claus away with mighty two legged kick, sending Claus flying towards the workshop.

The two exchange punches as they enter the workshop, breaking boxes and killing elves in the process. A swift punch in Santa's face causes Santa to fall on a conveyer belt leading to a nailing station. Chief decides to hold Santa down as the belt inches closer to the rapidly piercing needle, smashing Santa's face with a quick elbow and fist along the way. In distress, Santa thrusts the weight of his body upwards causing the Chief to lose hold of Santa and allowing him to give a Kringle elbow to the gut. Santa then grabs Chief by the head and suplexes him into the big metal machine behind him. The machine sets off sparks, causing parts of the workshop to catch fire and some unfortunate elves to become crushed by falling debris. Chief bounces off the machine and headbutts Santa then with his shoulder and head spears Santa to the ground. A flurry of angry fists pummel Santa in the face and guy, causing major internal ruptures and broken bones. As the blood starts pooling around Santa's defeated body, his vision begins to fade and his head becomes cloudy.

The pummeling ensues, but Santa no longer feels the pain as his body has suffered too much abuse. But then an odd thing happens. Millions of small voices begin to enter his head. They are children's voices praying for Santa Claus to come to their homes on this beautiful Christmas Eve. All those voices begin to bring him back to reality and the sight of the Chief pulling a Magnum from behind and aiming it at Santa's head. Realizing that Christmas was too important for this -blam!- to ruin, Santa is filled with rage and in the blink of an eye sends a massive powerful punch at Cheif's chest. The amount of power within that punch is enough to break through Cheif's armor, his skin and through the soft tissue inside. Santa grabs hold of whatever he can and quickly yanks his fist out of the gaping hole in Chief's chest, blood and organs falling out as he does so. The Chief collapses to the ground, dying as Santa stands above his broken body and says...

"To all a good night mother-blam!-."

  • 12.19.2012 3:35 PM PDT
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the will to win is the will to destroy

Green Vs Red
don't you mean
Green Vs Green and Red

  • 12.19.2012 3:38 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: M1Silencer
Ok here's how it goes:

They meet on a windswept plain of ice on Christmas Eve. Master Chiefs visor glints in the pale moonlight and Santa's beard casually wisps in the wind. As they stare each other down, Chief pulls out an AR and begins to fire at Santa who dives into cover behind a low ice shelf. Bullets whiz above Santa's head as Chief approaches the shelf to kill santa while he's down, but little does he know that Santa is actually using his time stopping powers to go behind Chief. As the Chief looks at where Santa should be, the jolly red man Jingle Kicks Chief's legs out from under him, causing the Chief to fall. Claus pounces on the Chief, who quickly recovers by pushing Claus away with mighty two legged kick, sending Claus flying towards the workshop.

The two exchange punches as they enter the workshop, breaking boxes and killing elves in the process. A swift punch in Santa's face causes Santa to fall on a conveyer belt leading to a nailing station. Chief decides to hold Santa down as the belt inches closer to the rapidly piercing needle, smashing Santa's face with a quick elbow and fist along the way. In distress, Santa thrusts the weight of his body upwards causing the Chief to lose hold of Santa and allowing him to give a Kringle elbow to the gut. Santa then grabs Chief by the head and suplexes him into the big metal machine behind him. The machine sets off sparks, causing parts of the workshop to catch fire and some unfortunate elves to become crushed by falling debris. Chief bounces off the machine and headbutts Santa then with his shoulder and head spears Santa to the ground. A flurry of angry fists pummel Santa in the face and guy, causing major internal ruptures and broken bones. As the blood starts pooling around Santa's defeated body, his vision begins to fade and his head becomes cloudy.

The pummeling ensues, but Santa no longer feels the pain as his body has suffered too much abuse. But then an odd thing happens. Millions of small voices begin to enter his head. They are children's voices praying for Santa Claus to come to their homes on this beautiful Christmas Eve. All those voices begin to bring him back to reality and the sight of the Chief pulling a Magnum from behind and aiming it at Santa's head. Realizing that Christmas was too important for this -blam!- to ruin, Santa is filled with rage and in the blink of an eye sends a massive powerful punch at Cheif's chest. The amount of power within that punch is enough to break through Cheif's armor, his skin and through the soft tissue inside. Santa grabs hold of whatever he can and quickly yanks his fist out of the gaping hole in Chief's chest, blood and organs falling out as he does so. The Chief collapses to the ground, dying as Santa stands above his broken body and says...

"To all a good night mother-blam!-."


Winners: Us.

Losers: Chief and some Elves

  • 12.19.2012 3:47 PM PDT

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