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T4R

  • 12.19.2012 5:16 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

You better run.

  • 12.19.2012 5:17 PM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

"Then who was phone?"

  • 12.19.2012 5:17 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

"You will receive a promotion."

  • 12.19.2012 5:17 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

"Help, I'm trapped in a fortune making factory"

  • 12.19.2012 5:17 PM PDT

"Don't trust anyone close to you"

  • 12.19.2012 5:18 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!

You are reading this.

  • 12.19.2012 5:18 PM PDT

I am you.

  • 12.19.2012 5:18 PM PDT
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Will die a horrible, horrible death, unless he or she orders more spring rolls.

[Edited on 12.19.2012 5:19 PM PST]

  • 12.19.2012 5:19 PM PDT
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you will breathe

  • 12.19.2012 5:19 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

You will see yourself in others..

  • 12.19.2012 5:22 PM PDT
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Me chinese me make joke
Me go pee pee in your coke

  • 12.19.2012 5:26 PM PDT
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I lov teh rabbits nd wanna life off a da fatta da land.

You will encounter trouble with your peepee

  • 12.19.2012 5:28 PM PDT

Damn, that's a cold-ass honky.

"He who has the money has the authority; and respect to the man with the Uzi."

That was cooked kitty-cat.

  • 12.19.2012 5:29 PM PDT

Now sit down and pull your pants back up.

Your mother takes to the likings of a goat and your father smelt of cranberry jam.

  • 12.19.2012 5:30 PM PDT

Join Robot Academy! The best general discussion group ever. Basically the flood with more manners.

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The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are... Death awaits you.

I didn't expect you to get here so fast, haven't finished your fortune.

  • 12.19.2012 5:32 PM PDT

I'm a Servant of The Secret Breach, haters shall not pass!
AlChestBreach@Youtube.com

AlChestBreach will bring you great happiness.

  • 12.19.2012 5:34 PM PDT

" just put ointment on it "

  • 12.19.2012 5:36 PM PDT

Prepare for a "happy ending" very soon.

  • 12.19.2012 5:37 PM PDT

Derp

"Buy more fortune cookies"

no joke, it was on a fortune cookie i got once...

  • 12.19.2012 5:37 PM PDT
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"If I were you, I wouldn't turn around right now."

  • 12.19.2012 5:39 PM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.

"A burrito is worth 1000 turds."

  • 12.19.2012 5:41 PM PDT