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Subject: Forget zombies, how ready are you for Velociraptors?

I was at a baseball game wondering why the ball gets bigger as it comes closer.......then it hit me.......
Objection!
Lmgtfy
lmsbtfy

Take this survival quiz. How ready are you for the velociraptor outbreak? If you're anything like me, you have a 0% chance of surviving, but I doubt any of you will do better than me. Just remember one thing, "fear" is not in a raptor's vocabulary.

  • 12.19.2012 6:50 PM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

No, I'm only prepared for the hot, naked women outbreak.

  • 12.19.2012 6:51 PM PDT

I don't play "hide-and-seek", I play "hide-and-hope-I-don't-find-you."

Bring it.

  • 12.19.2012 6:51 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: Bryanesie
No, I'm only prepared for the hot, naked women outbreak.
Then what are you doing here?

  • 12.19.2012 6:51 PM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。


Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Bryanesie
No, I'm only prepared for the hot, naked women outbreak.
Then what are you doing here?
Waiting...counting my stock of condoms and such.

  • 12.19.2012 6:52 PM PDT

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0%

  • 12.19.2012 6:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: Bryanesie

Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Bryanesie
No, I'm only prepared for the hot, naked women outbreak.
Then what are you doing here?
Waiting...counting my stock of condoms and such.
Go get em' tiger!

  • 12.19.2012 6:53 PM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。


Posted by: SlenderTheMan

Posted by: Bryanesie

Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Bryanesie
No, I'm only prepared for the hot, naked women outbreak.
Then what are you doing here?
Waiting...counting my stock of condoms and such.
Go get em' tiger!
*salutes*

I'm off!

  • 12.19.2012 6:54 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Totally ready.

  • 12.19.2012 6:54 PM PDT
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lol

  • 12.19.2012 6:54 PM PDT


Posted by: CABOOSE 7778
Bring it.

  • 12.19.2012 6:55 PM PDT
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I really doubt that there is a 0% chance of survival in a velociraptor outbreak

  • 12.19.2012 6:56 PM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

This quiz has a point

  • 12.19.2012 6:56 PM PDT

How would you have an "outbreak" of velociraptors?

  • 12.19.2012 6:57 PM PDT
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Are we talking about real velociraptors or Jurassic Park velociraptors?

  • 12.19.2012 6:58 PM PDT

Posted by: iamironman4611
"Hello, I am Ring Moniter 666 John Cena".

Velociraptors are easy. Utahraptors, on the other hand...

  • 12.19.2012 6:58 PM PDT


Posted by: Murcielago00
Are we talking about real velociraptors or Jurassic Park velociraptors?

AKA Deinonychus

  • 12.19.2012 7:00 PM PDT

I was at a baseball game wondering why the ball gets bigger as it comes closer.......then it hit me.......
Objection!
Lmgtfy
lmsbtfy


Posted by: PunxsatownyPhil
Velociraptors are easy. Utahraptors, on the other hand...

My fav :3 i mean... we are so -blam!-!

  • 12.19.2012 7:00 PM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!


Posted by: Murcielago00
Are we talking about real velociraptors or Jurassic Park velociraptors?

The real one, judging on the badge

  • 12.19.2012 7:00 PM PDT
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Bringing in Fikst. Bringing back lmao.
Inheritor # 475 world,

#6 In the Country.

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Not doing the quiz But i know i'm 0/10 ready

  • 12.19.2012 7:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Prophet0fValor

Posted by: Murcielago00
Are we talking about real velociraptors or Jurassic Park velociraptors?

AKA Deinonychus

Posted by: Unit 076
The real one, judging on the badge
Oh, well then, we're screwed.

  • 12.19.2012 7:02 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

What about Zombie Raptors?

  • 12.19.2012 7:02 PM PDT

0%

Understandable.

  • 12.19.2012 7:04 PM PDT

There's no way to get back experiences you missed.
So start right now today and risk furiousness for bliss.

The quiz is pointless, nobody should take it. You get 0% no matter what.

  • 12.19.2012 7:05 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: A Billfish
The quiz is pointless, nobody should take it. You get 0% no matter what.
That's the point. Prepare all you want, you end up Raptor chow regardless.

  • 12.19.2012 7:05 PM PDT

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