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Subject: Forget zombies, how ready are you for Velociraptors?

I was at a baseball game wondering why the ball gets bigger as it comes closer.......then it hit me.......
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: A Billfish
The quiz is pointless, nobody should take it. You get 0% no matter what.
That's the point. Prepare all you want, you end up Raptor chow regardless.
This.

  • 12.19.2012 7:06 PM PDT

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My weapon of choice was an ICBM. How the hell do I have a 0% chance of surviving?

  • 12.19.2012 7:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: OdorousLicense3
My weapon of choice was an ICBM. How the hell do I have a 0% chance of surviving?

Son, you don't understand. Raptors.

Also, you have no idea how to use an ICBM.

  • 12.19.2012 7:09 PM PDT

I got 20%
Wut?

  • 12.19.2012 7:11 PM PDT

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Way more scarier than zombies. I'd probably shoot myself.

  • 12.19.2012 7:13 PM PDT

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Posted by: RECON828
Son, you don't understand. Raptors.
Nukes > Rifles > Raptors > lolReapers

Also, you have no idea how to use an ICBM.Maybe

  • 12.19.2012 7:14 PM PDT

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Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: RECON828
Son, you don't understand. Raptors.
Nukes > Rifles > Raptors > lolReapers

Also, you have no idea how to use an ICBM.Maybe
An ICBM is a friggin NUKE. (6 actually)

And if you used it, you die too. Think about it, if you are in a safe place, so are the raptors trying to eat you. If they aren't there, why are you launching the damned missile? No, they would be eating you in the nice safe bomb shelter. Then they would go out and breed, killing and eating everyone else.

  • 12.19.2012 7:16 PM PDT

Boltshot = mini shotgun

Very few people could survive velociraptors.

  • 12.19.2012 7:17 PM PDT

how do we know so much about a extinct Dino?

  • 12.19.2012 7:19 PM PDT

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: RECON828
Son, you don't understand. Raptors.
Nukes > Rifles > Raptors > lolReapers

Also, you have no idea how to use an ICBM.Maybe
An ICBM is a friggin NUKE. (6 actually)

And if you used it, you die too. Think about it, if you are in a safe place, so are the raptors trying to eat you. If they aren't there, why are you launching the damned missile? No, they would be eating you in the nice safe bomb shelter. Then they would go out and breed, killing and eating everyone else.
Courtesy of the Russians.

  • 12.19.2012 7:25 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

But all I should have to do is run faster than the slowest guy in the group!

  • 12.19.2012 7:29 PM PDT
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

Armed with my paleontology background? 100%.

  • 12.19.2012 7:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Blaze of Storm
Very few people could survive velociraptors.
One of the few that lived to tell the tale.

  • 12.19.2012 7:36 PM PDT

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K, i'll try it.

0%, yes :D

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  • 12.19.2012 7:37 PM PDT

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  • 12.19.2012 7:42 PM PDT

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Not even an ICBM will destroy these -blam!-s...ohhh my...

  • 12.19.2012 7:46 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.

I believe this quiz is also relevant.

[Edited on 12.19.2012 7:58 PM PST]

  • 12.19.2012 7:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: Bryanesie
No, I'm only prepared for the hot, naked women outbreak.


I'm starting to feel like that class was a waste of time.

  • 12.19.2012 7:59 PM PDT


Posted by: Bryanesie
No, I'm only prepared for the hot, naked women outbreak.

  • 12.19.2012 8:01 PM PDT

+1 for you good sir.

I shall combat the raptors with conversational Spanish!

  • 12.19.2012 8:01 PM PDT

While the quiz says 0%, a group of organized humans could deal with the threat. (There would be casualties and such) but like, raptors are no match for armored tanks and anything that can fly...

Now if we were attacked by the zerg (from starcraft) we'de be screwed...

  • 12.19.2012 8:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: Adamal123
I shall combat the raptors with conversational Spanish!

  • 12.19.2012 9:04 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~

Velociraptors were the size of modern day turkeys. If you can fight a turkey ,you can fight a velociraptor.

[Edited on 12.19.2012 9:20 PM PST]

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