- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
eh eh em...this is gonna be hard 2 beat u guys!
I wolud go on a date with micheal jackson, marry my grandfather, chop off my family jewels, admit to Bush that I am a terrorist working for Bin Laden, let my friends repeatedly beat me in halo (the shame!), shave my head, walk around newd for the next 15 years (remember i have no family jewels), eat only vegetables for the rest of my life, drink my own vegi poop through a straw out of my toilet for the rest of my life, and walk down the streets of Isreal (for you stupid people, this place is made up of mainly jews) wearing a full -blam!- uniform with a sign saying down with the jews as i'm probably being kicked, punched, beaten, and shot at.