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Subject: 2012, ways for us to meet our demise

So guys, Judgement day approaches. Things are calm now, but that is all set to change as the Mayan prophecy is soon to be fulfilled. I personally think it would be hilarious if the world ended due to the overwhelming probability that it will in fact not end. On the slimmest chance it does happen, what is the most epic way you can think of for us humans to meet our demise?

I personally think an alien invasion would be hilarious. I was watching some History Channel special over the Mayans and a lot of the people interviewed thought that the Mayans actually talked and interacted with aliens back in the day. (crazy, I know) Just think if the aliens loved the Mayans, but needed to return to their homeworld for supplies and such. The aliens come back, expecting some epic Mayan civilization, when in fact, Europeans wiped them out long ago. The aliens then proceed to launch invasion forces and kill EVERYBODY. That is just one of the crazy improbable theories I have in my head, but I'd like to hear some more ideas from awesome Flood lurkers such as yourselves :)

[Edited on 12.19.2012 10:53 PM PST]

  • 12.19.2012 10:51 PM PDT

On Friday, a coronal mass ejection (CME) is going to ignite Earth's magnetic field, completely obliterating it, and scorch a quarter of the planet's surface. The damage done to the magnetic field will also leave Earth vulnerable to future solar storms.

  • 12.19.2012 10:52 PM PDT

What you see with me is what you get. I would rather be hated for what I am than loved for something that I'm not.

I am who I am, not who you want me to be. Your approval isn't needed and your opinion isn't required or desired.

Obama

  • 12.19.2012 10:53 PM PDT

Ima Bee

he's gonna activate the ring! and we're ALL gonna die!

  • 12.19.2012 10:53 PM PDT

Posted by: petarded2
but only a scant few of my hooker corpses are arranged in rectangles

on friday i am going to rip some serious ass

  • 12.19.2012 10:53 PM PDT
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Nothing's going to happen on that day. Lolz you people are idiots.

  • 12.19.2012 10:54 PM PDT
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.

I still believe space pandas are going to kill us all.

  • 12.19.2012 10:55 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

I think it'd be funny if the world simply imploded and everything died nearly instantaneously.

  • 12.19.2012 10:55 PM PDT

We lose all technology and develop magical powers which we then use to wipe ourselves out.

  • 12.19.2012 10:55 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: SOME cGUY789
We lose all technology and develop magical powers which we then use to wipe ourselves out.


And then 1000 Years later, the land of Ooo is created.

  • 12.19.2012 10:56 PM PDT

Pony Apocalypse

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  • 12.19.2012 10:57 PM PDT

I call being Finn.

  • 12.19.2012 10:58 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

We get cooked

  • 12.19.2012 10:59 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: CaptainLyle
I call being Finn.


Fine.

But I get to be Jake!

  • 12.19.2012 11:00 PM PDT

Aloens from teh futer.
Duh.

  • 12.19.2012 11:00 PM PDT

I shall be a tree.

  • 12.19.2012 11:03 PM PDT


Posted by: Shadow Light
Pony Apocalypse


You're telling me we don't have a contingency plan for this? We know what to do for enormous meteors, for poison gas, and for giant alien robots, but we don't know what to do about little ponies!?! hahaha

  • 12.19.2012 11:04 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: CaptainLyle
I call being Finn.


Fine.

But I get to be Jake!


Alright.

But I get to be Lady Rainicorn!

  • 12.19.2012 11:07 PM PDT

____________(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
l | \ --------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)!


Posted by: Spartan Master 1
On Friday, a coronal mass ejection (CME) is going to ignite Earth's magnetic field, completely obliterating it, and scorch a quarter of the planet's surface. The damage done to the magnetic field will also leave Earth vulnerable to future solar storms.
Cant tell if serious

  • 12.19.2012 11:09 PM PDT

Posted by: petarded2
but only a scant few of my hooker corpses are arranged in rectangles


Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: CaptainLyle
I call being Finn.


Fine.

But I get to be Jake!


Alright.

But I get to be Lady Rainicorn!
alright then, bone already

go on

  • 12.19.2012 11:10 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Corporate FatCat

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: CaptainLyle
I call being Finn.


Fine.

But I get to be Jake!


Alright.

But I get to be Lady Rainicorn!
alright then, bone already

go on


Dude, this is PG!

  • 12.19.2012 11:11 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: Corporate FatCat

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: CaptainLyle
I call being Finn.


Fine.

But I get to be Jake!


Alright.

But I get to be Lady Rainicorn!
alright then, bone already

go on


*speaks Korean gibberish*

*flies away*

  • 12.19.2012 11:12 PM PDT

Posted by: petarded2
but only a scant few of my hooker corpses are arranged in rectangles


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Corporate FatCat

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: CaptainLyle
I call being Finn.


Fine.

But I get to be Jake!


Alright.

But I get to be Lady Rainicorn!
alright then, bone already

go on


Dude, this is PG!
but... but rainicorn is pregnant

how else is baby formed?

  • 12.19.2012 11:12 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Corporate FatCat
but... but rainicorn is pregnant

how else is baby formed?


Well... Uhhhh...

Magic?

  • 12.19.2012 11:13 PM PDT

Posted by: petarded2
but only a scant few of my hooker corpses are arranged in rectangles


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Corporate FatCat
but... but rainicorn is pregnant

how else is baby formed?


Well... Uhhhh...

Magic?
you can never rule out magic

  • 12.19.2012 11:15 PM PDT