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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Ice Penjamin

Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Ice Penjamin
We took baths together when we were young.

Not anything of the sort now because I never go over to her room or her to mine. If something ever did happen, it would be the worst 3 seconds of my life ever.


If you only last 3 seconds, you have other things to worry about.
You just love harassing me about my sister don't you. By the way, what other things would I have to worry about?


Well, 3 seconds isn't a lot of time to enjoy anything. =(

  • 12.20.2012 12:15 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Ice Penjamin

Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Ice Penjamin
We took baths together when we were young.

Not anything of the sort now because I never go over to her room or her to mine. If something ever did happen, it would be the worst 3 seconds of my life ever.


If you only last 3 seconds, you have other things to worry about.
You just love harassing me about my sister don't you. By the way, what other things would I have to worry about?


Well, 3 seconds isn't a lot of time to enjoy anything. =(


Lol'd

  • 12.20.2012 12:16 AM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Ice Penjamin

Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Ice Penjamin
We took baths together when we were young.

Not anything of the sort now because I never go over to her room or her to mine. If something ever did happen, it would be the worst 3 seconds of my life ever.


If you only last 3 seconds, you have other things to worry about.
You just love harassing me about my sister don't you. By the way, what other things would I have to worry about?


Well, 3 seconds isn't a lot of time to enjoy anything. =(
That's not what I meant.

  • 12.20.2012 12:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Posted by: The_Didact
Posted by: Ice Penjamin
We took baths together when we were young.

Not anything of the sort now because I never go over to her room or her to mine. If something ever did happen, it would be the worst 3 seconds of my life ever.


It's perfectly normal to be attracted to your genetically similar female counterpart.
Westermarck effect.

  • 12.20.2012 12:17 AM PDT


Posted by: Ice Penjamin

Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Ice Penjamin

Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Ice Penjamin
We took baths together when we were young.

Not anything of the sort now because I never go over to her room or her to mine. If something ever did happen, it would be the worst 3 seconds of my life ever.


If you only last 3 seconds, you have other things to worry about.
You just love harassing me about my sister don't you. By the way, what other things would I have to worry about?


Well, 3 seconds isn't a lot of time to enjoy anything. =(
That's not what I meant.

Lol

  • 12.20.2012 12:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Posted by: Ice Penjamin
Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: Ice Penjamin
Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: Ice Penjamin
We took baths together when we were young.

Not anything of the sort now because I never go over to her room or her to mine. If something ever did happen, it would be the worst 3 seconds of my life ever.


If you only last 3 seconds, you have other things to worry about.
You just love harassing me about my sister don't you. By the way, what other things would I have to worry about?


Well, 3 seconds isn't a lot of time to enjoy anything. =(
That's not what I meant.
lmao

  • 12.20.2012 12:18 AM PDT

I don't have a sister, but I have seen my brother naked before. I didn't sleep for a week. My room is opposite to the bathroom door, so I was walking out of my room, and the bathroom door opened, with my brother, to quote another Floodian, "waxing his pole". Again, not my words.

  • 12.20.2012 12:19 AM PDT

Quote from Confucius

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.


Posted by: DTA MoonDawg
No sister. No brother. Divorced parents. I think I'm safe for the most part. :)


*coughs* cousin *coughs* *coughs*

  • 12.20.2012 12:19 AM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Captain_Killjoy
I don't have a sister, but I have seen my brother naked before. I didn't sleep for a week. My room is opposite to the bathroom door, so I was walking out of my room, and the bathroom door opened, with my brother, to quote another Floodian, "waxing his pole". Again, not my words.


beating his bro meat?

Shucking bro corn?

The five knuckle bro shuffle?

Choking bro chicken?

[Edited on 12.20.2012 12:20 AM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 12:20 AM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.


Posted by: Captain_Killjoy
I don't have a sister, but I have seen my brother naked before. I didn't sleep for a week. My room is opposite to the bathroom door, so I was walking out of my room, and the bathroom door opened, with my brother, to quote another Floodian, "waxing his pole". Again, not my words.
Were you blinded by its majesty?

  • 12.20.2012 12:22 AM PDT
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Yup.

I have seen her ass (with underwear), -blam!- and boobs, while she has seen my erect -blam!- (what else is there?) because she caught me fapping. It's not a big deal as long as you don't try and -blam!- each other. Accidents happen.

  • 12.20.2012 12:30 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: FloodPsychologis
It's not a big deal as long as you don't try and -blam!- each other. Accidents happen.


Beggars can't be choosers. You do what you must.

  • 12.20.2012 12:31 AM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

lol at accidental incest


Posted by: FloodPsychologis
I have seen her ass (with underwear), -blam!- and boobs, while she has seen my erect -blam!- (what else is there?) because she caught me fapping. It's not a big deal as long as you don't try and -blam!- each other. Accidents happen.

  • 12.20.2012 12:31 AM PDT


Posted by: Ice Penjamin

Posted by: Captain_Killjoy
I don't have a sister, but I have seen my brother naked before. I didn't sleep for a week. My room is opposite to the bathroom door, so I was walking out of my room, and the bathroom door opened, with my brother, to quote another Floodian, "waxing his pole". Again, not my words.
Were you blinded by its majesty?


Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?

  • 12.20.2012 12:32 AM PDT
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Yup.


Posted by: petitminou
lol at accidental incest


Posted by: FloodPsychologis
I have seen her ass (with underwear), -blam!- and boobs, while she has seen my erect -blam!- (what else is there?) because she caught me fapping. It's not a big deal as long as you don't try and -blam!- each other. Accidents happen.


But we didn't have sex so it's not incest...

  • 12.20.2012 12:32 AM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: FloodPsychologis

Posted by: petitminou
lol at accidental incest


Posted by: FloodPsychologis
It's not a big deal as long as you don't try and -blam!- each other. Accidents happen though.


But we didn't have sex so it's not incest...


There we go.

  • 12.20.2012 12:33 AM PDT
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I definitely believe every wildly inflated claim ITT.

Weow kid, do you even lift?


Skype: au-simon

wtf is this -blam!-

  • 12.20.2012 12:34 AM PDT

Posted by: LoneWolf138xX

Posted by: Ice Penjamin

Posted by: Captain_Killjoy
I don't have a sister, but I have seen my brother naked before. I didn't sleep for a week. My room is opposite to the bathroom door, so I was walking out of my room, and the bathroom door opened, with my brother, to quote another Floodian, "waxing his pole". Again, not my words.
Were you blinded by its majesty?


Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?

Nooo!

  • 12.20.2012 12:36 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: Mike Huntt
wtf is this -blam!-


Sir, you've violated the law. I'm going to have to ask to see your sister naked.

  • 12.20.2012 12:37 AM PDT
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Yup.


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: FloodPsychologis

Posted by: petitminou
lol at accidental incest


Posted by: FloodPsychologis
It's not a big deal as long as you don't try and -blam!- each other. Accidents happen though.


But we didn't have sex so it's not incest...


There we go.


No I meant why I even saw these things in the first place is by accident. Not referring to accidental incest sex, lol.

  • 12.20.2012 12:38 AM PDT


Posted by: LoneWolf138xX

Posted by: Ice Penjamin

Posted by: Captain_Killjoy
I don't have a sister, but I have seen my brother naked before. I didn't sleep for a week. My room is opposite to the bathroom door, so I was walking out of my room, and the bathroom door opened, with my brother, to quote another Floodian, "waxing his pole". Again, not my words.
Were you blinded by its majesty?


Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?


Blinded? Nay, surely you, noble Floodians understand, that once the parasite attacked, there was nothing I could do?

  • 12.20.2012 1:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: superspartan178
Of course.
My Sister's like, twelve, though. So on an awkward scale, it's a 0.
How does that make it less awkward?

  • 12.20.2012 1:22 AM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

i used to have baths with my sister so yeah.

not since i was like 9 though.

  • 12.20.2012 1:35 AM PDT

If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

The Flood Theory of Deterioration: q(p)=(qi)e^(-p/r)

Where q(p) is the quality of the thread as a function of p posts, (qi) is the inital quality of the first post, p is the amount of posts and r is the e-peen of the original poster.

I can honestly say that I haven't seen my sister naked. Though I have seen a few of my friends' sisters naked. It was while skinny dipping, so they saw me naked as well.

  • 12.20.2012 1:48 AM PDT

I am a Floodian

I have not seen my sister naked, unless you're counting taking a bath with here when I was 4 and she was 2.

  • 12.20.2012 1:49 AM PDT

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