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Subject: British Santa > Every other. He drive's a tank..... A TANK!!!
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With less than a week to go to Christmas, the job of delivering presents across the world is getting closer for Santa Claus.

It seems his helpers have definitely not been sticking to the traditional sleigh and reindeer in Scunthorpe this year, as Simon Spark reports.


So it seems Reindeer are to expensive to fly and the sleigh doesn't do tarmac take offs to well. So this guy decided to take a tank, I doubt anybody will be trying to jump him to take his presents any time soon.

So what would you do if you saw a tank driving down the street with a santa hat sticking out the top?? And would you want a tank for christmas?

  • 12.20.2012 6:40 AM PDT

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out"
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Only in Sunny Scunny.

  • 12.20.2012 6:42 AM PDT
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I'd prefer him flying an Apache longbow but a tank is great too.

  • 12.20.2012 6:42 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

That's no tank that's an APC. Anyway it would be cool seeing Santa in a Christmas themed Abram. Going down to the streets of my neighborhood.

  • 12.20.2012 6:44 AM PDT

*APC

EDIT: Ninja'd!

[Edited on 12.20.2012 6:44 AM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 6:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: Koolen
I'd prefer him flying an Apache longbow but a tank is great too.
Try landing an Apache longbow in narrow streets.

  • 12.20.2012 6:44 AM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

Scunthorpe'nuff said.

  • 12.20.2012 6:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: Koolen
I'd prefer him flying an Apache longbow but a tank is great too.
Try landing an Apache longbow in narrow streets.


GAU - 8 automatic christmas present hellfire cannon :3

  • 12.20.2012 6:50 AM PDT
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It's things like this that restore my pride in being English.

  • 12.20.2012 6:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: Koolen

Posted by: Android Spartan

Posted by: Koolen
I'd prefer him flying an Apache longbow but a tank is great too.
Try landing an Apache longbow in narrow streets.


GAU - 8 automatic christmas present hellfire cannon :3
That would blow everybodies minds........out of their skulls.

  • 12.20.2012 6:51 AM PDT

Trust me, I'm the Doctor...

http://www.youtube.com/xZomGGamingx

Well, looks like everyone on the naughty list is getting something a bit worse than coal.

  • 12.20.2012 6:52 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

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That's no tank that's an APC. Anyway it would be cool seeing Santa in a Christmas themed Abram. Going down to the streets of my neighborhood.

  • 12.20.2012 6:55 AM PDT
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Do you like Yax? I do.

Belsnickel > Santa

  • 12.20.2012 7:05 AM PDT
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Cup of tea please govna'. Oh would love some crumpets with my disgusting yellow teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 12.20.2012 7:06 AM PDT

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It wasn't a "spur-of-the-moment" thing like the article might suggest. It was carefully planned. How else can you get presents through Scunthorpe?

Dohohohohoho.

  • 12.20.2012 7:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Lord Gwyn
Cup of tea please govna'. Oh would love some crumpets with my disgusting yellow teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell you what.

Come back when you brush your teeth alright? We have the best teeth in the world and they are their natural colour, not some bleached white "Perfect" teeth you American's seem to like.

  • 12.20.2012 7:12 AM PDT


Posted by: Lord Gwyn
Cup of tea please govna'. Oh would love some crumpets with my disgusting yellow teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Loving those outdated stereotypes. Go on.

  • 12.20.2012 7:12 AM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

Awesome

  • 12.20.2012 7:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: Lord Gwyn
Cup of tea please govna'. Oh would love some crumpets with my disgusting yellow teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell you what.

Come back when you brush your teeth alright? We have the best teeth in the world and they are their natural colour, not some bleached white "Perfect" teeth you American's seem to like.


Nice stereotyping you got going there. Just because I insulted you, you think I'm an American. Here's some news for you buddy: The whole world laughs at you.

  • 12.20.2012 8:30 AM PDT

Yeah well this -blam!- has a huge flaming sword and can leap like 200 feet.

Gwyn is best Santa for he'd drop a tank.
Posted by: Lord Gwyn

  • 12.20.2012 8:32 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

So it's illegal to own a gun, but it's legal to drive around in an APC.

  • 12.20.2012 8:33 AM PDT


Posted by: Lord Gwyn
Cup of tea please govna'. Oh would love some crumpets with my disgusting yellow teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nurse! Nurse! He's gotten out of bed again!

  • 12.20.2012 8:44 AM PDT
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Ugh. Scunthorpe.

Almost threw up.

  • 12.20.2012 8:45 AM PDT
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Damn, talk about derailed thread. Anywho, Robot Santa is best Santa, followed by robot chicken Santa.

  • 12.20.2012 8:45 AM PDT

How will Santa give the gifts on time in a tank? He needs something faster.

  • 12.20.2012 8:45 AM PDT

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