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I lov teh rabbits nd wanna life off a da fatta da land.

Can you teach me how to brush my teeth?

  • 12.20.2012 7:38 AM PDT

Why did you make Halo 4?

PS: I think this is bannable.

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  • 12.20.2012 7:38 AM PDT

OH MY GOD SO FUNNY.


Not.

  • 12.20.2012 7:39 AM PDT

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out"
- Bill Hicks

If we're pretending you're an employee why don't you just pretend we're asking you questions? That way no-one has to bother with this thread.

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  • 12.20.2012 7:39 AM PDT

Wouldn't The Master Chief have extensive freezer burn after coming out of the cryo tube after being in there for 4/5 years ?

  • 12.20.2012 7:39 AM PDT

My DeviantArt Gallery - For my Photoshop stuff, go have a look!

Where are you hiding the ODST Helmet? I know it's in this game somewhere >:(

  • 12.20.2012 7:40 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

This thread is really dumb, if you admit you are not an employee why even make this?

It isn't funny

  • 12.20.2012 7:40 AM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

Posted by: FatherlyNick
Did you know that Halo 4 is just a very expensive plastic surgery performed on Halo Reach? betcha' didnt know that!

Pics or it didn't happen.

  • 12.20.2012 7:40 AM PDT
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I've been playing Halo since 2002. My earliest memories include hiding at the shotgun window on Damnation and killing my dad with grenades while playing co-op on Pillar of Autumn.

What were you smoking when you made this tras- I mean Ha- I mean Call of Duty game?

  • 12.20.2012 7:48 AM PDT
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A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.


Posted by: Mythical Wolf
Why did you make Halo 4?

PS: I think this is bannable.
He's not trying to actually pass himself off as a 343 guy...

  • 12.20.2012 8:16 AM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

Ok, to answer your questions, we sure can teach you how to brush your teeth. try xbox.com for some video tutorials.

Why we made Halo 4? There wasnt any other studio brave enough to do it.

What we were smoking? 343's Haffen Gaizenberg was smoking salami in his garage during the development, he later shared a few slices with us. It was delicious!

  • 12.20.2012 8:23 AM PDT

Are you going to give me a copypaste response like EA?

  • 12.20.2012 8:24 AM PDT

The shadow on the wall.

Silent


Posted by: FatherlyNick
A few trivias: Did you know that Halo 4 is just a very expensive plastic surgery performed on Halo Reach? betcha' didnt know that!


Did you know that the same thing has happened with every single Halo game to date, and that reach was supposed to be an improved Halo CE?

Bet you didn't know that. Bet you also didn't know that Armor abilities were first introduced in Halo 2, and that nobody gave to -blam!-s about them at the time.

  • 12.20.2012 8:26 AM PDT
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Halo CE- Amazing
Halo 2- Revolutionary
Halo 3- Masterpiece
Halo Reach- The Black Sheep of the bunch
Halo 4- Incredible

Did you know that 93% of all statistics on the internet are made up on the spot, and that 68% of readers believe them?

When you were addressing the weapons on map and spawning options, did you close your eyes, spin around in circles and point to the first suggestion written on a dry erase board?

  • 12.20.2012 8:34 AM PDT
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What's the secret to making the best Halo?

  • 12.20.2012 8:34 AM PDT

Why so lag?

  • 12.20.2012 8:57 AM PDT


Posted by: SilentA98

Posted by: FatherlyNick
A few trivias: Did you know that Halo 4 is just a very expensive plastic surgery performed on Halo Reach? betcha' didnt know that!


Did you know that the same thing has happened with every single Halo game to date, and that reach was supposed to be an improved Halo CE?

Bet you didn't know that. Bet you also didn't know that Armor abilities were first introduced in Halo 2, and that nobody gave to -blam!-s about them at the time.


The OP is correct, so much has been completely ripped straight off reach but feel free to get annoyed with him without even checking his points.
Forge objects
The coding for AI in spartan ops suffers the same problems as Firefight
Even the Hologram glitch from the last game was included. It's not the fact that the ideas continue, as some should except to in a series, but the fact that they've actually just taken a lot of things actually FROM reach.

  • 12.20.2012 9:00 AM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

Does Microsoft really come into your place of work with a whip the other employees?

  • 12.20.2012 9:01 AM PDT