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Subject: World doesn't end tomorrow, but in the near future.
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According to the Romanian Orthodox church the world is going to end, not per se tomorrow on the 21th, but still in the near future.

The church's leader bases his findings on old fresco's a total of 14 of them, depicting giant solar flares raining down on the earth scorching all life. Also depicted is the destruction of the earths magnetic field.

The Frescos date from the 17th century and predict the Apocalyps to happen in the 21th century. To back up this claim, NASA has predicted giant solar storms in late 2012 and 2013.

The prophecy is from previous times and included not the end of a calander to vagually derive our doom, but actually prophecizes the actual end of times with 14 fresco's. Therefore it must be true and worthy of our consideration. It's at least 14x more believable then the Mayas.

source It's in Dutch and I'm not going to translate it.

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English Source

here is the article in english, complete with a movie of the frescoes


[Edited on 12.20.2012 1:46 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 1:41 PM PDT
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I would love for you to be quiet.

  • 12.20.2012 1:42 PM PDT


Posted by: Koolen
According to the Romanian Orthodox church


yeah no

  • 12.20.2012 1:42 PM PDT

"Right now it is raining methane on Titan. The planet Uranus is, hilariously, orbiting the sun sideways while Venus spins backwards. We sit here on a planet marked with collisions, rocked by earthquakes, shaken by storms. A planet doomed to be fried in radiation as its magnetic fields collapse, until the sun grows and leaves nothing of the earth but dust. Here we sit, glasses on our noses, inhalers in our pockets, braces on our teeth, and we say "Behold the perfect ORDER of it all!""

They're going to be wrong. Simple.

  • 12.20.2012 1:42 PM PDT
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http://hainanwel.com/en/unusual-world/2427-frescoes-in-brasov -romania.html

here is the article in english, complete with a movie of the frescoes

  • 12.20.2012 1:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Zanir
I would love for you to be quiet.


no u

  • 12.20.2012 1:44 PM PDT

Ima Bee

are you -blam!- kidding me? its ok, man. you lost, and that is completely fine. now can we move on?

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bane: lets not stand on ceremony here mr wayne
batman: ok
bane: your punishment must be more severe
batman: im gothams rekoning
bane: me too
batman: oh


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Posted by: Koolen
According to the Romanian Orthodox church


yeah no

  • 12.20.2012 1:48 PM PDT
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the world wont end before 343i totally screws halo 5 and 6 with one shot uber dmrs

  • 12.20.2012 1:48 PM PDT

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Posted by: Koolen
According to the Romanian Orthodox church the world is going to end, not per se tomorrow on the 21th, but still in the near future.

The church's leader bases his findings on old fresco's a total of 14 of them, depicting giant solar flares raining down on the earth scorching all life. Also depicted is the destruction of the earths magnetic field.

The Frescos date from the 17th century and predict the Apocalyps to happen in the 21th century. To back up this claim, NASA has predicted giant solar storms in late 2012 and 2013.

The prophecy is from previous times and included not the end of a calander to vagually derive our doom, but actually prophecizes the actual end of times with 14 fresco's. Therefore it must be true and worthy of our consideration. It's at least 14x more believable then the Mayas.

source It's in Dutch and I'm not going to translate it.

EDIT:

Posted by: loekes
English Source

here is the article in english, complete with a movie of the frescoes


Posted by: Koolen
According to the Romanian Orthodox church the world is going to end, not per se tomorrow on the 21th, but still in the near future.


Posted by: Koolen
not per se tomorrow on the 21th,

Posted by: Koolen
21th

  • 12.20.2012 1:58 PM PDT

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Truer words were never spoken

Paintings=we're all gun die

Yep

  • 12.20.2012 2:01 PM PDT

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Paintings=we're all gun die

Yep


This.



Just as we're about to get over an "apocalyptic" prophecy, this -blam!- -blam!- pops up. I'm done.

  • 12.20.2012 2:06 PM PDT
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They're using paintings from the 1600s as evidence that the world may near its end?

Is there a hidden contest on who can come up with the stupidest reason an apocalypse would happen?

  • 12.20.2012 2:13 PM PDT

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Whether they're right or not, the sun shooting a massive solar flare on earth is the most likely scenario for the apocalypse. There was a solar flare back in the 1800s that was so powerful that the telegraph lines were being used without any electricity. The solar flare was powering the lines and wire operators said that they experienced the clearest signal they had ever seen. If that same flare were to occur today, it would have wiped out our entire technological infrastructure.

[Edited on 12.20.2012 2:17 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 2:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: Koolen
According to the Romanian Orthodox church the world is going to end, not per se tomorrow on the 21th, but still in the near future.

The church's leader bases his findings on old fresco's a total of 14 of them, depicting giant solar flares raining down on the earth scorching all life. Also depicted is the destruction of the earths magnetic field.

The Frescos date from the 17th century and predict the Apocalyps to happen in the 21th century. To back up this claim, NASA has predicted giant solar storms in late 2012 and 2013.

The prophecy is from previous times and included not the end of a calander to vagually derive our doom, but actually prophecizes the actual end of times with 14 fresco's. Therefore it must be true and worthy of our consideration. It's at least 14x more believable then the Mayas.

source It's in Dutch and I'm not going to translate it.

EDIT:

Posted by: loekes
English Source

here is the article in english, complete with a movie of the frescoes


Posted by: Koolen
According to the Romanian Orthodox church the world is going to end, not per se tomorrow on the 21th, but still in the near future.


Posted by: Koolen
not per se tomorrow on the 21th,

Posted by: Koolen
21th


the flood

OT:Yeah this all seems difficult to believe.

[Edited on 12.20.2012 2:19 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 2:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Murcielago00
They're using paintings from the 1600s as evidence that the world may near its end?

Is there a hidden contest on who can come up with the stupidest reason an apocalypse would happen?


I dropped my candy.

End of the world. End is nigh.

  • 12.20.2012 2:20 PM PDT

This world wants to drag you down... And the weight, that guilt they want to hang around your neck, you don’t have to carry it one more step. You think they won’t let you rest, but it’s not up to them. It never was.

The Romanian Orthodox Church? Have they read their Bible? Jesus said no knows the day or hour. Even He said He didn't know the day or hour. They can't call that crap, especially over a painting.

  • 12.20.2012 2:21 PM PDT

Circle Jerkin' I got my wiener workin'

So now we're going to have to put up with another end of the world date for another year?

Wow. I was so happy that it would finally be done tomorrow. Now Ancient Aliens will change their shows from the Mayans to the Christians and their frescoes.

  • 12.20.2012 2:21 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

can we do anything if the world ever 'ends' and we haven't figured out a way to get off the Earth in time?
no
therefore, whatever day the world ends we're screwed, so no-one should give a -blam!- about it.

  • 12.20.2012 2:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Potato Joe
So now we're going to have to put up with another end of the world date for another year?


Yes


Posted by: Murcielago00
They're using paintings from the 1600s as evidence that the world may near its end?

Is there a hidden contest on who can come up with the stupidest reason an apocalypse would happen?


Yes

Trust me guys this is going to be the next big thing, untill Harold Camping makes another prediction.

  • 12.20.2012 10:38 PM PDT

Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the -blam!- cross, and let me be reborn!

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Posted by: Koolen
not per se tomorrow on the 21th,

Posted by: Koolen
21th
Twenty Firth.

  • 12.20.2012 10:38 PM PDT
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I like stuff.

Massive solar storms would still not damage Earth in the way that they are describing. It wouldn't torch all life. It could affect some things, but not in that scale.

  • 12.20.2012 10:42 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


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Posted by: Murcielago00
They're using paintings from the 1600s as evidence that the world may near its end?

Is there a hidden contest on who can come up with the stupidest reason an apocalypse would happen?


I dropped my candy.

End of the world. End is nigh.


My Cat meowed at me today.

We're all going to die.

  • 12.20.2012 10:43 PM PDT

Oh for the love of god... another doomsday prediction?

  • 12.20.2012 10:46 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: DarkSpyda04
Oh for the love of god... another doomsday prediction?


No, we're all going to die in 2029.

And then 2036.

And then 2038.

  • 12.20.2012 10:47 PM PDT

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