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Subject: Proof that animals are better than people

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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This dog showed more love than anyone I have ever seen when his master returns from Afghanistan.

People don't act this way. Even if they should.

  • 12.20.2012 2:15 PM PDT
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Clearly, one animal is more than enough proof to use the blanket statement that animals are better than people. Clearly.

  • 12.20.2012 2:16 PM PDT

Dog is clearly on something.

  • 12.20.2012 2:16 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
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Posted by: Murcielago00
Clearly, one animal is more than enough proof to use the blanket statement that animals are better than people. Clearly.
Yup. Seeing as your snarkiness proved the complimentary statement.

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Posted by: Murcielago00
Clearly, one animal is more than enough proof to use the blanket statement that animals are better than people. Clearly.


Perhaps you've never seen elephants mourning. They're more emotionally drawn animals than humans.

/fact

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Meanwhile...


Yeah, yeah, it's a fake yada yada.

  • 12.20.2012 2:17 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: TH3_AV3NG3R
What house has a rocket pod, has legs, and has a long narrow barrel that probably shoots something powerful?

Sounds like you're describing the lower half of my body, actually.

That is because if we did that we would probably knock the person on the floor and unconscious or just maybe Charlie just MAYBE we aren't dogs. We show our love differently.

  • 12.20.2012 2:17 PM PDT

+1 for you good sir.

We have a different way of showing it.

  • 12.20.2012 2:18 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

The whole time I was imagining that was a person. Twas really odd.

  • 12.20.2012 2:20 PM PDT

Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on.


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Posted by: Murcielago00
Clearly, one animal is more than enough proof to use the blanket statement that animals are better than people. Clearly.
Yup. Seeing as your snarkiness proved the complimentary statement.

  • 12.20.2012 2:20 PM PDT

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Posted by: Adamal123
We have a different way of showing it.


Give a dog some love and he'll be forever loyal. Give a baby a rattle and he'll demand for more.

[Edited on 12.20.2012 2:22 PM PST]

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the will to win is the will to destroy

my dog acts like that for eveybody

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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

I wish that I was as good an individual as my dogs appear to think that I am.

I also wish that I could be as loyal, unwavering, and devoted to those whom I love as my dogs are to me.

  • 12.20.2012 2:21 PM PDT


Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: Adamal123
We have a different way of showing it.


Give a baby a rattle and he'll demand for more.


so you're saying that Human greed starts from birth ?

  • 12.20.2012 2:22 PM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

Humans are animals.

Your argument is invalid.

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Posted by: MashterChief117

Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: Adamal123
We have a different way of showing it.


Give a baby a rattle and he'll demand for more.


so you're saying that Human greed starts from birth ?


More so the prospect of never being satisfied

[Edited on 12.20.2012 2:23 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 2:23 PM PDT

+1 for you good sir.

Nvm.

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  • 12.20.2012 2:24 PM PDT

this one is better

And yes OP, the world would be a far better place if more people were like dogs.

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They like to kill as much as we do, skip to 2:00 and we can love, see? So get off your hippy ass and take a look at the world.

  • 12.20.2012 2:25 PM PDT

RIP Logan ~B.B.

Dogs will act like that when you get home from work. They are pretty awesome.

  • 12.20.2012 2:26 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Cart of Onions

Given that never a day goes by that humans don't kill for money, pleasure, power etc... seeing a dog kill another animal isn't disproof of what I said.

People are much, much worse.

  • 12.20.2012 2:29 PM PDT


Posted by: Cart of Onions
They like to kill as much as we do, skip to 2:00 and we can love, see? So get off your hippy ass and take a look at the world.

I don't see how that was relevant to both links.

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Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: Murcielago00
Clearly, one animal is more than enough proof to use the blanket statement that animals are better than people. Clearly.


Perhaps you've never seen elephants mourning. They're more emotionally drawn animals than humans.

/fact
I've seen elephants mourn their dead. And lions. And hippos. And whales. And dolphins. Yes many animals mourn their dead.

That doesn't make them better than humans.

  • 12.20.2012 2:30 PM PDT

Posted by: WhiteFang0699

Posted by: Cart of Onions
They like to kill as much as we do, skip to 2:00 and we can love, see? So get off your hippy ass and take a look at the world.

I don't see how that was relevant to both links.
The dog kills the woodchuck, the human feels love. The OP says that humans are inferior to animals, but we are the same. We both feel, love, greed, bloodlust, and all the other emotions. These videos show the other sides of the argument.

  • 12.20.2012 2:32 PM PDT

NON FACET NOBIS CALCITRARE VESTRUM PERNĒ¢UM

I've seen people/been this excited when my buddy came back from his tour in Afghanistan. Well, maybe not as jumpy as the dog, but clearly just as excited.

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