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Subject: 343i confirms Halo 4 sucks.

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

KIRKLAND, WASHINGTON - According to multiple sources who have interviewed 343i industries, 343i have officialy confirmed that their latest project Halo 4 "sucks".

"Halo 4 just plain sucks." One staff member stated. "What more do you want us to say? Anything less would be complete bull -blam!-."

Another employee stated "We pretty much just wiped our ballsacks all over this one. We knew this game wasn't going to be good. But we couldn't have imagined it ending up as this spectacularly god-awful excuse for a video-game. We probably should just be fired right now, actually."

"Hell, i honestly have no idea how a video game can be capable of such utterly terrible gameplay." He continued. "I strongly urge everyone to not buy this game. If you have, then your probably one huge ass. Any store who sells this game should stop sales immediately." He later added "I laugh at reviews, just like those from the incompetent assclowns from IGN, who give this game anything more than a 0.0"

At press time, one avid Call of Duty fan said, "Its truely saddening to see such a great series... ha! Oh god, couldn't say that without laughing. Honestly, watching the Halo franchise epically collapse in the hands of 343i has been wonderful to watch. I literally can not be more happier right now."



No, none of this is factual information, nor was any of this actually stated."



[Edited on 12.20.2012 2:36 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 2:29 PM PDT

I wish.

  • 12.20.2012 2:30 PM PDT

I was like wut? Then I read the whole thing and lol'd

  • 12.20.2012 2:30 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

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NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

I don't get the point of this thread.

  • 12.20.2012 2:31 PM PDT
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the will to win is the will to destroy

*sigh*just stop

  • 12.20.2012 2:31 PM PDT
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

I disagree with 343, then.

Also, what the hell was the point of this thread anyway?

  • 12.20.2012 2:31 PM PDT
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I don't need no stinking signature!

Posted by: Halfa55al
No, none of this is factual information, nor was any of this actually stated."


Arrrgh you ruined it.

  • 12.20.2012 2:33 PM PDT

I'm 23, I have a house, dog, girlfriend, job and I have no interest in any fanboyism so if you're thinking about sending me a childish PM, don't be surprised when I don't call back.

Welcome to Reach.

  • 12.20.2012 2:34 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

OP is a piece of -blam!-.

  • 12.20.2012 2:34 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mythical Wolf
I wish.

  • 12.20.2012 2:34 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"

Had my hopes up ;( damn op, you cold.

  • 12.20.2012 2:34 PM PDT

you are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity

  • 12.20.2012 2:35 PM PDT

NON FACET NOBIS CALCITRARE VESTRUM PERNĒ¢UM

Well all know that this is what they are thinking really.

  • 12.20.2012 2:35 PM PDT

R3AL1Y?

  • 12.20.2012 2:35 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

You really want attention, don't you?

  • 12.20.2012 2:36 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

I wonder when this forum will get to the point where talking about Halo 4 will result in insta-bans.

  • 12.20.2012 2:36 PM PDT

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That's right. I just dropped some AOL IM protocol.

This just in:
Halfa55al confirms "my thread was pointless and clearly not funny. I mean, a twelve year old could have put that out".

  • 12.20.2012 2:38 PM PDT

Trussingdoor is pretty kewl. He fires lasers and doesn't afraid of anything.

If you don't like it, don't play it. All this ranting is just sad.

  • 12.20.2012 2:39 PM PDT


Posted by: Mythical Wolf
I wish.

  • 12.20.2012 2:39 PM PDT

I am a monument to all your sins

Ha Ha Ha.

/sarcasm

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  • 12.20.2012 2:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: AquaBlader
CTF is god. Praise his name. For the flag is his holy messiah.

Posted by: Bricypoo Nobody quotes me and puts me in their signatures It makes me sad ... :(
My third montage!

8/10 Would chuckle to myself again.

  • 12.20.2012 2:40 PM PDT
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the will to win is the will to destroy


Posted by: Assassin 11D7
I wonder when this forum will get to the point where talking about Halo 4 will result in insta-bans.
soon i hope

  • 12.20.2012 2:41 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

I enjoyed reading that more than I should have.

  • 12.20.2012 2:41 PM PDT


Posted by: LocknLoader2K8
*sigh*just stop

  • 12.20.2012 2:41 PM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

Honestly though, i really don't think Halo is a terrible game, i was just greatly dissapointed. It just that even playing with friends, doing such usually makes any game fun for me, just doesn't seem to make the game any more enjoyable.

  • 12.20.2012 2:41 PM PDT

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