- Halfa55al
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There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
SCFH
KIRKLAND, WASHINGTON - According to multiple sources who have interviewed 343i industries, 343i have officialy confirmed that their latest project Halo 4 "sucks".
"Halo 4 just plain sucks." One staff member stated. "What more do you want us to say? Anything less would be complete bull -blam!-."
Another employee stated "We pretty much just wiped our ballsacks all over this one. We knew this game wasn't going to be good. But we couldn't have imagined it ending up as this spectacularly god-awful excuse for a video-game. We probably should just be fired right now, actually."
"Hell, i honestly have no idea how a video game can be capable of such utterly terrible gameplay." He continued. "I strongly urge everyone to not buy this game. If you have, then your probably one huge ass. Any store who sells this game should stop sales immediately." He later added "I laugh at reviews, just like those from the incompetent assclowns from IGN, who give this game anything more than a 0.0"
At press time, one avid Call of Duty fan said, "Its truely saddening to see such a great series... ha! Oh god, couldn't say that without laughing. Honestly, watching the Halo franchise epically collapse in the hands of 343i has been wonderful to watch. I literally can not be more happier right now."
No, none of this is factual information, nor was any of this actually stated."
[Edited on 12.20.2012 2:36 PM PST]