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There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
SCFH
BELLEVUE, WASHINGTON - Recent news reports have indicated that IGN has confirmed that Bungie's new upcoming title "Destiny" is Game of the Year.
"Destiny is an obvious choice for GotY, obviously." An IGN representative stated. "It's a no-brainer."
In response to the prestigious award, Achronos stated, "We pretty much opened up a freakin huge can of 100% whoop ass on this game."
"I'm not sayin' this game is awesome, but this game is just so damn mind-blowingly awesome." He said. "Honestly, my mind has been totally -blam!- by how amazing this game is."
IGN has farther stated that "Yeah, we've only seen a few pictures and concept art, and we don't have an official release date," but stated that they saw enough to make an immediate decision that the game will be the "only reasonable choice" to be Game of the Year, whatever year it comes out.
"I mean, i'm bustin' loads just thinking about it."
Another IGN representative replied "Any review that gives this game less than a 10.0 is more than likely written by a complete douche of a human being and probably ought to have his genitals cut off with a piece of fishing wire."
One reporter asked Sage about how Destiny will compare to Halo in terms of the best franchise ever made, and he, while reportedly 'stroking his beard in absoulutely stunning fashion', stated "Halo? We made that? Nah, i'm just messin' with you man. Halo was pretty good too."
At press time, Bungie.net Forum Moderator Foman, who was reportedly in the middle of having "just an incredibly mind-blowing and intense time banning some sorry mother -blam!-s on Bungie.net," exclaimed that he could not wait for Destiny to come out.
/obvious joke
[Edited on 12.20.2012 5:28 PM PST]