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Subject: IGN confirms upcoming title "Destiny" is Game of the Year.

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

BELLEVUE, WASHINGTON - Recent news reports have indicated that IGN has confirmed that Bungie's new upcoming title "Destiny" is Game of the Year.

"Destiny is an obvious choice for GotY, obviously." An IGN representative stated. "It's a no-brainer."

In response to the prestigious award, Achronos stated, "We pretty much opened up a freakin huge can of 100% whoop ass on this game."

"I'm not sayin' this game is awesome, but this game is just so damn mind-blowingly awesome." He said. "Honestly, my mind has been totally -blam!- by how amazing this game is."

IGN has farther stated that "Yeah, we've only seen a few pictures and concept art, and we don't have an official release date," but stated that they saw enough to make an immediate decision that the game will be the "only reasonable choice" to be Game of the Year, whatever year it comes out.

"I mean, i'm bustin' loads just thinking about it."

Another IGN representative replied "Any review that gives this game less than a 10.0 is more than likely written by a complete douche of a human being and probably ought to have his genitals cut off with a piece of fishing wire."

One reporter asked Sage about how Destiny will compare to Halo in terms of the best franchise ever made, and he, while reportedly 'stroking his beard in absoulutely stunning fashion', stated "Halo? We made that? Nah, i'm just messin' with you man. Halo was pretty good too."

At press time, Bungie.net Forum Moderator Foman, who was reportedly in the middle of having "just an incredibly mind-blowing and intense time banning some sorry mother -blam!-s on Bungie.net," exclaimed that he could not wait for Destiny to come out.









/obvious joke





[Edited on 12.20.2012 5:28 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 5:23 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

Congrats future Bungie!

  • 12.20.2012 5:27 PM PDT

This is about as amusing as the last time you made this style of thread.

  • 12.20.2012 5:33 PM PDT

"A good player wins a 1v1, a great player avoids one." - T00lB0X

This game is amazing! - Homeless guy

  • 12.20.2012 5:33 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

I didn't even chuckle...some joke :(

  • 12.20.2012 5:35 PM PDT

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

Damn my expectations. I am disappoint.

  • 12.20.2012 5:38 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

I thought there would be some new info...

...

I hate you

  • 12.20.2012 6:01 PM PDT

Owning Noobs Since 05

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Jim Harkins

Posted by: Halfa55al
/obvious joke


When the slingshot is ready, you'll be the first one to go.

  • 12.20.2012 6:03 PM PDT

Key

Misleading information! Ban him. Ban him hard.

  • 12.20.2012 6:16 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ

Second time I have seen you fail at humor with this type of thread. This material obviously is not working OP. Either give me decent info, or make me laugh. You are failing at both.

  • 12.20.2012 6:20 PM PDT

I am never late,Nor am I early; I arrive precisely when I mean to.
Also
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick -Potatoes!-... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Check out this Thread on how to help new members here on Bungie.net

I knew this was a joke right away, don't get super mad or take it seriously guys.

Besides during this time pretty much the only information I'll believe is the one confirmed by Bungie and a thread with a nice Gold septagon.

  • 12.20.2012 6:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: arch4ng13
I didn't even chuckle...some joke :(

  • 12.20.2012 6:24 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

:|

Not funny.

  • 12.20.2012 6:25 PM PDT

You definitely half-assed this one, Al.

  • 12.20.2012 6:25 PM PDT

USAF Air Traffic Controller.
#moap

Why even create a thread like this?

  • 12.20.2012 6:31 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Posted by: Saint of Taint
Why even create a thread like this?
Some idiots just want to watch themselves fail.

  • 12.20.2012 6:42 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

Achronos totally goes by the name Achronos outside of bungie.net.

  • 12.20.2012 6:44 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: r c takedown
Achronos totally goes by the name Achronos outside of bungie.net.
And IGN totally refers to him with no sort of introduction. Seriously this was so poorly done it ain't even humorous.

  • 12.20.2012 6:52 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

Dear Bungie,

Please save is from these therribad threads and announce your game.

  • 12.20.2012 6:57 PM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

Posted by: Halfa55al

/obvious joke
Lulz.

  • 12.20.2012 7:11 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: r c takedown
Achronos totally goes by the name Achronos outside of bungie.net.
And IGN totally refers to him with no sort of introduction. Seriously this was so poorly done it ain't even humorous.

  • 12.20.2012 7:35 PM PDT

Halo: CE Anniversary Achievement Idea
C-C-C-CANNON BREAKER!
Let Sgt. Johnson die on Halo.

Posted by: Hylebos
This is about as amusing as the last time you made this style of thread.


Lawyered.

  • 12.20.2012 7:42 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."

*StandingOvation*

  • 12.20.2012 10:27 PM PDT

Wasn't funny the first time, second time gave me cancer.

  • 12.20.2012 10:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Hylebos
This is about as amusing as the last time you made this style of thread.


pwnd

  • 12.20.2012 11:15 PM PDT

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