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Subject: Doomsday bar.


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Can't have a night thread without them.
*He slowly approaches you, placing a hand on your shoulder as he leans in.*

Guess who?

  • 12.20.2012 9:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: IslocStarkiller
I'll take your sweetest tea.


*Starts heating water*

  • 12.20.2012 9:28 PM PDT

*lights cuban* whiskey on the rocks please

  • 12.20.2012 9:29 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


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Posted by: IslocStarkiller
I'll take your sweetest tea.


*Starts heating water*



Much appreciated.

We have One Last Sunset.

  • 12.20.2012 9:30 PM PDT

Drink now for ruin and the worlds ending........

  • 12.20.2012 9:31 PM PDT

Get me a milk.

Chocolate.

  • 12.20.2012 9:31 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything in the Waypoint forums -50g

*In a drunken rage I throw my glass at the bartender*

  • 12.20.2012 9:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: IslocStarkiller
I'll take your sweetest tea.


*Starts heating water*



Much appreciated.

We have One Last Sunset.


*Puts in peach blossom tea bag*

How much sugar will you want?

  • 12.20.2012 9:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bobby Hill
*In a drunken rage I throw my glass at the bartender*


*Catches*

Sir, calm your tits *Gets out sledge hammer*

  • 12.20.2012 9:33 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: IslocStarkiller
I'll take your sweetest tea.


*Starts heating water*



Much appreciated.

We have One Last Sunset.


*Puts in peach blossom tea bag*

How much sugar will you want?


*clears throat*

All of it.

  • 12.20.2012 9:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: IslocStarkiller
I'll take your sweetest tea.


*Starts heating water*



Much appreciated.

We have One Last Sunset.


*Puts in peach blossom tea bag*

How much sugar will you want?


*clears throat*

All of it.


*Tea is done steeping*

*Pours in all the sugar I have*

  • 12.20.2012 9:37 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything in the Waypoint forums -50g


Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: Bobby Hill
*In a drunken rage I throw my glass at the bartender*


*Catches*

Sir, calm your tits *Gets out sledge hammer*


*I start to refuse but I stop when I hear this

  • 12.20.2012 9:37 PM PDT
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Endlessoblivion

*turns on radio*

"this is mr. new vegas....."

  • 12.20.2012 9:37 PM PDT
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''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''

''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''

*Walks in with a VSV w/Laser pointer.Also wearing gasmask.*
''Ill take some 'shroomvodka!''

(Metro 2033 anyone?)

[Edited on 12.20.2012 9:38 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 9:38 PM PDT

Red vs Blue Fan. Doc is the best!


Posted by: Endlesssoblivion
*turns on radio*

"this is mr. new vegas....."


And I have a berrrryyy speshal song for you tonight.

[Edited on 12.20.2012 9:39 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 9:39 PM PDT
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Endlessoblivion


Posted by: ossku
*Walks in with a VSV w/Laser pointer.Also wearing gasmask.*
''Ill take some 'shroomvodka!''

(Metro 2033 anyone?)


*the man wearing a black duster with helmet gasmask combo looks over, you notice the eyes on the mask are red, and a strange double headed bear marking is on his shoulder*
"I got half an atomic -blam!- tale if ya' want it.

[Edited on 12.20.2012 9:42 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 9:39 PM PDT
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♦♦☻

I'll take an 8 ounce top sirloin with mashed potatoes.

  • 12.20.2012 9:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bobby Hill

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: Bobby Hill
*In a drunken rage I throw my glass at the bartender*


*Catches*

Sir, calm your tits *Gets out sledge hammer*


*I start to refuse but I stop when I hear this


Sir, didn't I tell you to calm your breasts?

[Edited on 12.20.2012 9:41 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 9:40 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

*He wanders through the door, smirking as he glances at the crowd.*

Just in time...

  • 12.20.2012 9:40 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


Posted by: AJ7188
*Tea is done steeping*

*Pours in all the sugar I have*


*About to stir*

*stops*

*looks at bartender*

*looks back at the tea*

*swiftly gulps hot tea*

  • 12.20.2012 9:40 PM PDT

*Enters bar, hears music*
Does anybody want something more mellow?
like this?

Bartender, please get me the usual, whatever that is.

  • 12.20.2012 9:41 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

*After hopping up onto the barstool, he taps on the counter, growling as he awaits for a bartender.*
Servant, I require you this instant!

  • 12.20.2012 9:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: linos100
*Enters bar, hears music*
Does anybody want something more mellow?
like this?

Bartender, please get me the usual, whatever that is.


*Hands Irish Cream*

Enjoy sir.

  • 12.20.2012 9:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*After hopping up onto the barstool, he taps on the counter, growling as he awaits for a bartender.*
Servant, I require you this instant!


Yes Vien?

  • 12.20.2012 9:44 PM PDT


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*He wanders through the door, smirking as he glances at the crowd.*

Just in time...


*glances over and holds up glass* "drink?"

  • 12.20.2012 9:44 PM PDT