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Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: Bobby Hill

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Posted by: Bobby Hill
*In a drunken rage I throw my glass at the bartender*


*Catches*

Sir, calm your tits *Gets out sledge hammer*


*I start to refuse but I stop when I hear this


Sir, didn't I tell you to calm your breasts?


But they like it wild...

  • 12.20.2012 9:44 PM PDT

*Runs into the room*
Quick! Someone tell me what year is it?!

  • 12.20.2012 9:45 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: AJ7188

Yes Vien?
*He taps his claws on the counter, eyeing the various drinks on the shelf behind the tender.*

I might settle for a cup of tea for tonight...No sweeteners, I do not wish to become too hyper.

  • 12.20.2012 9:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AJ7188

Yes Vien?
*He taps his claws on the counter, eyeing the various drinks on the shelf behind the tender.*

I might settle for a cup of tea for tonight...No sweeteners, I do not wish to become too hyper.


We only have bulk. What kind would you like?

  • 12.20.2012 9:48 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AJ7188

Yes Vien?
*He taps his claws on the counter, eyeing the various drinks on the shelf behind the tender.*

I might settle for a cup of tea for tonight...No sweeteners, I do not wish to become too hyper.


We only have bulk. What kind would you like?
Green tea if that is in stock, if not I will settle for black.

  • 12.20.2012 9:48 PM PDT
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Do you guys want a music change?

If so Soft Rock or Soul?

  • 12.20.2012 9:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AJ7188

Yes Vien?
*He taps his claws on the counter, eyeing the various drinks on the shelf behind the tender.*

I might settle for a cup of tea for tonight...No sweeteners, I do not wish to become too hyper.


We only have bulk. What kind would you like?
Green tea if that is in stock, if not I will settle for black.


*Grabs green tea and bags it by hand*

It will be 2-3 minutes.

  • 12.20.2012 9:50 PM PDT

POUR ME YOUR STRONGEST DRINK!
I want to be out like a light when -blam!- gets real.

  • 12.20.2012 9:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: AJ7188
Do you guys want a music change?

If so Soft Rock or Soul?


"lets see if this piece of junk can pick up some GNR"

  • 12.20.2012 9:50 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: AJ7188

*Grabs green tea and bags it by hand*

It will be 2-3 minutes.
My mouth requires moisture, tender. Why haven't you prepared for me?

  • 12.20.2012 9:51 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

*is on a sugar high from the tea*

Tender! I desire more tea! Black as black can be! AND BUY MORE SWEETENER FOR ME

  • 12.20.2012 9:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AJ7188

*Grabs green tea and bags it by hand*

It will be 2-3 minutes.
My mouth requires moisture, tender. Why haven't you prepared for me?


It's two to three minutes or the moisture of your own blood. Pick one!

  • 12.20.2012 9:52 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


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Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Can't have a night thread without them.
*He slowly approaches you, placing a hand on your shoulder as he leans in.*

Guess who?



Vien! My good alien friend!

How are you doing in this pseudo apocalypse?

  • 12.20.2012 9:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: IslocStarkiller
*is on a sugar high from the tea*

Tender! I desire more tea! Black as black can be! AND BUY MORE SWEETENER FOR ME


Sir, you may need some depressants... *Hands whiskey*

  • 12.20.2012 9:53 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: AJ7188

It's two to three minutes or the moisture of your own blood. Pick one!
My own blood as in the blood of my enemies? I can drink that if you really wish to.

  • 12.20.2012 9:53 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Vien! My good alien friend!

How are you doing in this pseudo apocalypse?
These bastards will not know what hit them...The fleet is going to attack soon.

  • 12.20.2012 9:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AJ7188

It's two to three minutes or the moisture of your own blood. Pick one!
My own blood as in the blood of my enemies? I can drink that if you really wish to.


If that's a threat I'll take it as one *Pulls out 357. revolver*

[Edited on 12.20.2012 9:55 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 9:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Vien! My good alien friend!

How are you doing in this pseudo apocalypse?
These bastards will not know what hit them...The fleet is going to attack soon.

Mothership Zeta gotcha beat buddy, their fleet has been in orbit since before the great war.

  • 12.20.2012 9:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AJ7188

It's two to three minutes or the moisture of your own blood. Pick one!
My own blood as in the blood of my enemies? I can drink that if you really wish to.


If that's a threat I'll take it as one *Pulls out 357. revolver*


*pulls out Ranger Sequoia* I'll handle this one.

  • 12.20.2012 9:57 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: IslocStarkiller
*is on a sugar high from the tea*

Tender! I desire more tea! Black as black can be! AND BUY MORE SWEETENER FOR ME


Sir, you may need some depressants... *Hands whiskey*


*hands back to bartender*

I'm straight edge.

  • 12.20.2012 9:57 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: AJ7188

If that's a threat I'll take it as one *Pulls out 357. revolver*
*He gives a slight grin, baring the tips of his teeth as he leans in.*

Now now, don't get violent.

  • 12.20.2012 9:57 PM PDT

Thanks for the drink
The world did have a good run
Lets hope to meet again

  • 12.20.2012 9:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: IslocStarkiller
*is on a sugar high from the tea*

Tender! I desire more tea! Black as black can be! AND BUY MORE SWEETENER FOR ME


Sir, you may need some depressants... *Hands whiskey*


*hands back to bartender*

I'm straight edge.


...

How about stimulants
*Gets out cocaine*

  • 12.20.2012 9:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AJ7188

If that's a threat I'll take it as one *Pulls out 357. revolver*
*He gives a slight grin, baring the tips of his teeth as he leans in.*

Now now, don't get violent.


*Looks dead into his eyes*

Well either blowing brains out or getting hookers to blow brains out....

  • 12.20.2012 9:59 PM PDT

There just aren't enough moments in the day to rectify the wrongs of the past.

I'll take a Vodka, preferably Grey Goose. And here i had just started writing a novel...

  • 12.20.2012 10:00 PM PDT