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Subject: Doomsday bar.
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Posted by: AgileNaruto001
I'll take a Vodka, preferably Grey Goose. And here i had just started writing a novel...


Alright

*Hands drink*

I'll be sure to pick up a copy of that novel if I see it.

  • 12.20.2012 10:02 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: AJ7188
*Looks dead into his eyes*

Well either blowing brains out or getting hookers to blow brains out....
I prefer the last option.
*He places a forefinger on the barrel of the gun, slowly easing it downwards.*

Try finding a stronger gun.

  • 12.20.2012 10:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AJ7188
*Looks dead into his eyes*

Well either blowing brains out or getting hookers to blow brains out....
I prefer the last option.
*He places a forefinger on the barrel of the gun, slowly easing it downwards.*
Try finding a stronger gun.


*draws Fatman MIRV*

[Edited on 12.20.2012 10:04 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 10:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AJ7188
*Looks dead into his eyes*

Well either blowing brains out or getting hookers to blow brains out....
I prefer the last option.
*He places a forefinger on the barrel of the gun, slowly easing it downwards.*

Try finding a stronger gun.


Down the hall where the washrooms are and around the corner.

  • 12.20.2012 10:07 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: AJ7188

Down the hall where the washrooms are and around the corner.
*He snickers and turns away.*

Forget the tea...goodnight to you.

*After waving off, he slowly makes his way into the hall, disappearing from your sight.*

  • 12.20.2012 10:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AJ7188

Down the hall where the washrooms are and around the corner.
*He snickers and turns away.*

Forget the tea...goodnight to you.

*After waving off, he slowly makes his way into the hall, disappearing from your sight.*


Everything went better then expected!

*Goes back to shining a wine glass*

  • 12.20.2012 10:10 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AJ7188

Down the hall where the washrooms are and around the corner.
*He snickers and turns away.*

Forget the tea...goodnight to you.

*After waving off, he slowly makes his way into the hall, disappearing from your sight.*


Everything went better then expected!

*Goes back to shining a wine glass*


Indeed.

*holsters concealed DE-10 Blaster pistol*

More tea, please.

  • 12.20.2012 10:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AJ7188

Down the hall where the washrooms are and around the corner.
*He snickers and turns away.*

Forget the tea...goodnight to you.

*After waving off, he slowly makes his way into the hall, disappearing from your sight.*


Everything went better then expected!

*Goes back to shining a wine glass*


Indeed.

*holsters concealed DE-10 Blaster pistol*

More tea, please.


*Makes more tea*

*Dumps another bag of sugar inside*

  • 12.20.2012 10:14 PM PDT
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Endlessoblivion

*wonders were Atomic -blam!- tale is*

  • 12.20.2012 10:15 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!

*drinks a few whiskey shots and falls onto the floor. lays there and begins humming Irish drinking songs*

  • 12.20.2012 10:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: rat lord09
*drinks a few whiskey shots and falls onto the floor. lays there and begins humming Irish drinking songs*


This guy can't hold his liquor... *Helps him up onto a chair*

  • 12.20.2012 10:19 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: rat lord09
*drinks a few whiskey shots and falls onto the floor. lays there and begins humming Irish drinking songs*


This guy can't hold his liquor... *Helps him up onto a chair*


I'll help him out.

*Helps walk guy to a cab*

  • 12.20.2012 10:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: rat lord09
*drinks a few whiskey shots and falls onto the floor. lays there and begins humming Irish drinking songs*


This guy can't hold his liquor... *Helps him up onto a chair*


I'll help him out.

*Helps walk guy to a cab*


*Tips hat*

  • 12.20.2012 10:21 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

I require sustenance!


A sandwich! ASAP!

*takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.20.2012 10:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball
I require sustenance!


A sandwich! ASAP!

*takes swig of space whisky*


*Gives turkey club*

  • 12.20.2012 10:29 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
I require sustenance!


A sandwich! ASAP!

*takes swig of space whisky*


*Gives turkey club*


Thank you!

*throws sandwich at alien ship that then crashes to the ground and explodes into a mushroom cloud*

Aliens hate sandwiches.

*Takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.20.2012 10:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
I require sustenance!


A sandwich! ASAP!

*takes swig of space whisky*


*Gives turkey club*


Thank you!

*throws sandwich at alien ship that then crashes to the ground and explodes into a mushroom cloud*

Aliens hate sandwiches.

*Takes swig of space whisky*


*Gives food nipple*

I'm just going to add the damages to your tab...

  • 12.20.2012 10:34 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
I require sustenance!


A sandwich! ASAP!

*takes swig of space whisky*


*Gives turkey club*


Thank you!

*throws sandwich at alien ship that then crashes to the ground and explodes into a mushroom cloud*

Aliens hate sandwiches.

*Takes swig of space whisky*


*Gives food nipple*

I'm just going to add the damages to your tab...


I probably have that stacked up, considering using the doors as a parking space for my ship.

  • 12.20.2012 10:36 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.

*mixes vodka and white lighting in mug*
Is there a flat screen in this place?

  • 12.20.2012 10:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
*mixes vodka and white lighting in mug*
Is there a flat screen in this place?


We have jazz and hookers... But if you need TV...
*Turns on*

  • 12.20.2012 10:38 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: rat lord09
*drinks a few whiskey shots and falls onto the floor. lays there and begins humming Irish drinking songs*


This guy can't hold his liquor... *Helps him up onto a chair*


I'll help him out.

*Helps walk guy to a cab*


*Tips hat*
Why shtank hew vewy mutch, mentlegens...

*passes out and wakes up 27 hours later with the world ended around him*

I just had the strangest dream...

  • 12.20.2012 10:39 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.


Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
*mixes vodka and white lighting in mug*
Is there a flat screen in this place?


We have jazz and hookers... But if you need TV...
*Turns on*

Sweet.
*pulls up a chair*
*hands cuffs 2 hooks to the chair (1 for each front leg)*
Time to enjoy this night properly

  • 12.20.2012 10:41 PM PDT

Gamertag - Rdog 11

Call me Rdog, not RdOG or RdOG1507. I made that username when I thought it was cool to use alternating capital and lowercase letters...

Speak louder, I can't hear you

  • 12.20.2012 10:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: RdOG1507
Speak louder, I can't hear you


*Gives Bose headset* I'll talk to you with this.

  • 12.20.2012 10:43 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.


Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: rat lord09
*drinks a few whiskey shots and falls onto the floor. lays there and begins humming Irish drinking songs*


This guy can't hold his liquor... *Helps him up onto a chair*


I'll help him out.

*Helps walk guy to a cab*


*Tips hat*
Why shtank hew vewy mutch, mentlegens...

*passes out and wakes up 27 hours later with the world ended around him*

I just had the strangest dream...
Did you take the red or blue pill?

  • 12.20.2012 10:45 PM PDT