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you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
Did you take the red or blue pill?
I'm not sure... Is Jersey Shore over?

[Edited on 12.20.2012 10:49 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 10:49 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.


Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
Did you take the red or blue pill?
I'm not sure... Is Jersey Shore over?
It's over
*poors strongest drink I can find laying around and drinks*
It's all over
*laughs evilly*

  • 12.20.2012 10:51 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: Yourself 332AGN

Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
Did you take the red or blue pill?
I'm not sure... Is Jersey Shore over?
It's over
*poors strongest drink I can find laying around and drinks*
It's all over
*laughs evilly*
Finally, my quest is at an end. my people can live in peace.


give me some of whatever's in that bottle

[Edited on 12.20.2012 11:00 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 11:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN

Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
Did you take the red or blue pill?
I'm not sure... Is Jersey Shore over?
It's over
*poors strongest drink I can find laying around and drinks*
It's all over
*laughs evilly*
Finally, my quest is at an end. my people can live in peace.


give me some of whatever's in that bottle


*pours drain-o*

  • 12.20.2012 11:01 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.


Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN

Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
Did you take the red or blue pill?
I'm not sure... Is Jersey Shore over?
It's over
*poors strongest drink I can find laying around and drinks*
It's all over
*laughs evilly*
Finally, my quest is at an end. my people can live in peace.


give me some of whatever's in that bottle
*Poors glass, and hands it over*

  • 12.20.2012 11:01 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Where's the guy who K.O'd Superman at.

  • 12.20.2012 11:02 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: Yourself 332AGN

Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN

Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
Did you take the red or blue pill?
I'm not sure... Is Jersey Shore over?
It's over
*poors strongest drink I can find laying around and drinks*
It's all over
*laughs evilly*
Finally, my quest is at an end. my people can live in peace.


give me some of whatever's in that bottle
*Poors glass, and hands it over*
Cheers to ya, mate!

*chugs and falls onto the floor. lays there and begins humming Irish drinking songs*

  • 12.20.2012 11:03 PM PDT

No battle is decided in a single moment, although in every battle there arise moments of crisis, on which the result depends. - Carl von Clausewitz

No man’s knowledge can go beyond his own experience.- John Locke

How many Ukrainians does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they glow in the dark!

Since it's past 12am Central time (the time the Maya said the calendar for 13 baktun ends), I'm getting "I survived the Mayan apocalypse" just because it's ironic.

  • 12.20.2012 11:05 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.


Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
*Poors glass, and hands it over*
Cheers to ya, mate!

*chugs and falls onto the floor. lays there and begins humming Irish drinking songs*
*duck tapes to ceiling, and sits back in chair*

[Edited on 12.20.2012 11:07 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 11:07 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: Yourself 332AGN

Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
*Poors glass, and hands it over*
Cheers to ya, mate!

*chugs and falls onto the floor. lays there and begins humming Irish drinking songs*
*duck tapes to ceiling, and sits back in chair*
*starts spitting at the strippers*

'ey barkeep, ya ming turnin up da mushick? i cans hears meselfs tink!

  • 12.20.2012 11:18 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.


Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN

Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
*Poors glass, and hands it over*
Cheers to ya, mate!

*chugs and falls onto the floor. lays there and begins humming Irish drinking songs*
*duck tapes to ceiling, and sits back in chair*
*starts spitting at the strippers*

'ey barkeep, ya ming turnin up da mushick? i cans hears meselfs tink!
Ask yourself this before you continue:
Do you really want a nearly drunk angry Scot ready to beat you with a bat?

*reverse syphons more liquor down your throat*

  • 12.20.2012 11:28 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: Yourself 332AGN

Ask yourself this before you continue:
Do you really want a nearly drunk angry Scot ready to beat you with a bat?

*reverse syphons more liquor down your throat*
liquor eh? i think we can be friends.

*begins humming scottish drinking songs*

  • 12.20.2012 11:33 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck

Hey fellas

  • 12.20.2012 11:34 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.


Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN

Ask yourself this before you continue:
Do you really want a nearly drunk angry Scot ready to beat you with a bat?

*reverse syphons more liquor down your throat*
liquor eh? i think we can be friends.

*begins humming scottish drinking songs*
Much better
*sings along*

[Edited on 12.20.2012 11:41 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2012 11:35 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: Yourself 332AGN

Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: Yourself 332AGN

Ask yourself this before you continue:
Do you really want a nearly drunk angry Scot ready to beat you with a bat?

*reverse syphons more liquor down your throat*
liquor eh? i think we can be friends.

*begins humming scottish drinking songs*
Much better
*sings along*
eh, ya shoulda brought yer bagpipes.

*switches to singing harmony*

  • 12.20.2012 11:49 PM PDT

Would anyone like some freshly baked potatoes? They're still burning inside.

  • 12.20.2012 11:50 PM PDT

Anchorman is my favorite movie ever.
I'm kind of a big deal.
Check out my youtube channel for Halo videos and comedy sketches


Posted by: CharlesBrown33
Would anyone like some freshly baked potatoes? They're still burning inside.


"I'll have one."
*takes potato*

"And an Irish Cream please, barkeep."

  • 12.20.2012 11:52 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: spirit of sand
Hey fellas
evenin' bud.

*somehow tosses money at him from the ceiling*

git yourself some booze. I'm tied up at the moment.

  • 12.20.2012 11:53 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: CharlesBrown33
Would anyone like some freshly baked potatoes? They're still burning inside.
luverly! just toss one up here, if you would be so kind.

  • 12.20.2012 11:55 PM PDT

*walks in*
What's going on in here?

  • 12.20.2012 11:56 PM PDT

Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: CharlesBrown33
Would anyone like some freshly baked potatoes? They're still burning inside.
luverly! just toss one up here, if you would be so kind.

*throws potato*

I hope you have a wonderful night.

  • 12.20.2012 11:56 PM PDT

Join the Halo Haven group!

Well op, it's been a rough night, the missus expects me back, i'll cya around.

its been a pleasure spending doomsday with you all.

  • 12.20.2012 11:58 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.


Posted by: timothy pumpkin
Well op, it's been a rough night, the missus expects me back, i'll cya around.

its been a pleasure spending doomsday with you all.
same to you
*passes out on nearest hooker trapping her their*

  • 12.21.2012 12:02 AM PDT

Now sit down and pull your pants back up.

1 vodka, no rocks. Then I'm out.

  • 12.21.2012 12:03 AM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: TH3_AV3NG3R
What house has a rocket pod, has legs, and has a long narrow barrel that probably shoots something powerful?

Sounds like you're describing the lower half of my body, actually.

Guys just to let you know. I am dead... so...yeah.

  • 12.21.2012 12:03 AM PDT