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Your most punishing jokes here.

Jokes that are a real punch in the face.

  • 12.20.2012 10:15 PM PDT

Red vs Blue Fan. Doc is the best!

I was trying to figure out why baseball was getting bigger, but then it hit me.

  • 12.20.2012 10:16 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

This one time I punched someone in the face as a joke.
Punchline: It was the OP.

Do I win?

  • 12.20.2012 10:17 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.


Posted by: Painis Cupcake
Jokes that are a real punch in the face.
i would, but it'd make for a terrible eyesore.

  • 12.20.2012 10:17 PM PDT

OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


Stosh <3's me vicariously... at least someone does...

This thread is punbearable.

  • 12.20.2012 10:17 PM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

I was going to make a joke about this thread, but it was more of a yarn.

  • 12.20.2012 10:19 PM PDT

I have been making apocalypse jokes like no tomorrow.

  • 12.20.2012 10:20 PM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.

I used to be an adventurer like you, before a took a punch to the knee

  • 12.20.2012 10:23 PM PDT

Posted by: Nessy

The bungie.net community is the halo PC community that is renowned for being unbelieveably sucky.

FYI, the word "pun" does not have to be included in order to qualify as a pun.

  • 12.20.2012 10:24 PM PDT


Posted by: Silentone2
This thread is punbearable.


It's so pungent!

  • 12.20.2012 10:25 PM PDT

Check out my youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/ultratog1028


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That meme.

  • 12.20.2012 10:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: ultratog1028

Posted by: Painis Cupcake
That meme.
Watch yourself. You don't want to get eaten.

  • 12.20.2012 10:27 PM PDT
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knock knock
who's there?
arch
arch who?
bless you

knock knock
who's there
ya
ya who?
someone's happy

my friend died in quicksand. Took a while to sink in

why were the lumberjacks happy to go to the forest? Because they were in for a treet

what did the tie say to the hat? You go on, I'll hang around

what do you call a girl with no arms? Sandy

knock knock
who's there
not sandy

two fish are in a tank. One said "you drive while i shoot"

How do you find a lost train? Follow its tracks

What happened to the car with the wooden engine, wooden wheels and wooden interior? It wooden go.

  • 12.20.2012 10:31 PM PDT

Vote for me for a free cookie.

These post are pretty punny

  • 12.20.2012 10:33 PM PDT