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Subject: I think my neighbors were Satanist

@accordingto343

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Sorry for the rather controversial title there Flood, but I honestly don't know how to describe them. I come from a small town in Massachusetts, its quiet most of the time but I swear my neighbors have been disrupting that peace. For one thing they are very ugly looking people. I don't mean that to sound mean, but that family has definitely seen better days.

The grandfather who lived with them seemed normal enough, but his daughter looks deformed and is albino. She has a son who defies description, I can really only describe him as "goat-like" to be honest. He must have a great metabolism though since he seems to have grown leaps and bounds over the years. He is barely in his teens and he resembles a grown ass man! Odd thing is that they don't seem to leave their home much, so I'm not sure who the boys father is. I shudder to imagine it being the grandfather, but it would explain his appearance.

That isn't the weirdest thing though. For some odd reasons whenever the old man and the kid are seen near animals they freak the -blam!- out. They also have cattle on their land, but they always have these weird sores and marks, oddly enough so do the members of the family. I've also noticed that some seem to be disappearing and are brought into the house. The mother seems to have vanished too, but she may have just not left the house.

The boy has been making more trips towards the big city as of late, apparently it has been to a library. Gossip says he has been looking into some old book with spells and incantations from Sumeria or some place. I guess he got pretty steamed up because the library didn't let him check it out. Last I heard he got mauled by an attack dog as he broke into the library.

Want to know the scary thing? They have a farmhouse, well had one. The things blew apart last night and I've heard from some neighbors of houses being smashed and destroyed by some unknown force. Folks have been saying it was just some biazrre weather, but I'm a little worried that damn family did some weird ass Satanic -blam!- and now my town is going to pay for it.

So what do you think guys, were these guys Satanist or something?

[Edited on 12.21.2012 1:36 AM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 1:17 AM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

I'm just going to not read any of your post and assume you are making a reference to Rosemary's Baby.

  • 12.21.2012 1:19 AM PDT
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Means there going to beat your hammer with a Gatorade bottle. Hide your hammer OP.

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  • 12.21.2012 1:20 AM PDT

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  • 12.21.2012 1:26 AM PDT

@accordingto343

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Posted by: petitminou
I'm just going to not read any of your post and assume you are making a reference to Rosemary's Baby.


'Fraid not good sir, dealing with some fairly heavy -blam!- going on.

  • 12.21.2012 1:27 AM PDT

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Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Throw water it them

If they're satanists they'll melt

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How exactly does the son define description?

  • 12.21.2012 1:35 AM PDT

@accordingto343

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Posted by: Ason Unique
How exactly does the son define description?


Defy description. Sorry about that, been very stressed about all this crap going on.

  • 12.21.2012 1:36 AM PDT
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There are loads of different types of satanists anyway, not all of them are weird.

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Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: Ason Unique
How exactly does the son define description?


Defy description. Sorry about that, been very stressed about all this crap going on.


Thank heavens! I thought something Satanic was going on and the boy had special powers :)

  • 12.21.2012 1:38 AM PDT

@accordingto343

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Posted by: Mastergee
There are loads of different types of satanists anyway, not all of them are weird.


Goat kids and deformed, albinos running around attracting the frenzied attention of animals ain't weird?

  • 12.21.2012 1:39 AM PDT

They seem to be Stage 3 Satanists. Deadlock your doors OP.

  • 12.21.2012 1:42 AM PDT

Here's a little fact for you OP; being a Satanist has no effect on your appearance or how animals react to you. I should know, considering I am one.

  • 12.21.2012 1:42 AM PDT

@accordingto343

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Posted by: Cowlick035
Here's a little fact for you OP; being a Satanist has no effect on your appearance or how animals react to you. I should know, considering I am one.


The boys persist desire for some witchcraft books was concerning.

  • 12.21.2012 1:44 AM PDT


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: Cowlick035
Here's a little fact for you OP; being a Satanist has no effect on your appearance or how animals react to you. I should know, considering I am one.


The boys persist desire for some witchcraft books was concerning.

Witchcraft has nothing to do with Satanism.

  • 12.21.2012 1:57 AM PDT

@accordingto343

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Posted by: Cowlick035

Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: Cowlick035
Here's a little fact for you OP; being a Satanist has no effect on your appearance or how animals react to you. I should know, considering I am one.


The boys persist desire for some witchcraft books was concerning.

Witchcraft has nothing to do with Satanism.


If you say so. But still, what say you if they weren't dabbling in Satanism? Plenty of odd goings on.

  • 12.21.2012 1:58 AM PDT

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  • 12.21.2012 2:10 AM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

OP, i am goatboy. Don't be suspicious of my actions, i am visiting the library to borrow books for college. I'm studying paleontology.

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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

This seems like it would be the setting for a quest in a TES game.

If serious, chill in your bedroom with lots of BBQ Fritos.

"This foe is beyond any of you... Run!"

  • 12.21.2012 2:15 AM PDT


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: Cowlick035

Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: Cowlick035
Here's a little fact for you OP; being a Satanist has no effect on your appearance or how animals react to you. I should know, considering I am one.


The boys persist desire for some witchcraft books was concerning.

Witchcraft has nothing to do with Satanism.


If you say so. But still, what say you if they weren't dabbling in Satanism? Plenty of odd goings on.

Coincidence, unidentified logical causes, rumours and your imagination?

Most Satanists don't believe in the supernatural. The few that do treat it as something to be careful with and avoided, they're generally no more evil than people that believe in contacting the dead.

  • 12.21.2012 2:20 AM PDT
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pee in his butt you little turdnugget

  • 12.21.2012 2:22 AM PDT