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Subject: If I facepalmed any harder(BF3 thread)

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.

My hand would have gone through my face
Looks like BF3 lost all that credibility it had as 'being more realistic than Call of Duty'
Discuss how stupid this is.

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  • 12.21.2012 7:00 AM PDT
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Anyone who though BF3 was even slightly realistic aside from bullet drop was stupid to begin with.

I'm not really sure what your point is with this video though. I see motorcycles. So what?

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  • 12.21.2012 7:01 AM PDT

Sgt A.J Johnson=Grunts>Spartans>Elites>Hunters>

Looks fun.

  • 12.21.2012 7:02 AM PDT

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This looks so -blam!- cool. R.I.P: Guy with flag.

  • 12.21.2012 7:02 AM PDT

What doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger

Sometimes Fun > Realistic gameplay

  • 12.21.2012 7:03 AM PDT

I am a pharmaceutical scientist. I received my Masters degree in Pharmaceutics from the University of the Sciences in Philadelphia in 2010, after working as a Pharmacist for 4 years. I currently work in King of Prussia, PA, and focus on the analytical chemistry of small molecule APIs. My clients include some of the most well known big pharma companies in the world.

You could always just not play those maps. There's are 4 other map packs worth of maps to play. Plus lolCoD being compared to BF3. BF3 will always be more realistic than Cod, always.(Obviously still not very realistic, but more so than mostly anything else that's out there) A lot of people just don't like large scale combat and games that can go for an 1hr+ sometimes.

Personally, aside from Halo 3, I think BF3 is the best FPS shooter of the current gen.

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  • 12.21.2012 7:03 AM PDT

BF3 is an arcade shooter. It is more realistic than call of duty, but hardly tries to be ARMA 2.

Spoiler: It looks fun.

  • 12.21.2012 7:03 AM PDT

No


Posted by: KilteDKilleR93
Sometimes Fun > Realistic gameplay

  • 12.21.2012 7:03 AM PDT

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.


Posted by: AaronG67
It is more realistic than call of duty
Nope.

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Looks fun.

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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Go play Arma 2 then, god.

  • 12.21.2012 7:06 AM PDT

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.


Posted by: Garshne
Go play Arma 2 then, god.
No, Arma 2 is mind numbingly boring.

  • 12.21.2012 7:09 AM PDT

Seems like you value realism over fun, exciting gameplay.

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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: Garshne
Go play Arma 2 then, god.
No, Arma 2 is mind numbingly boring.
You wanted realistic. There you go, mother-blam!-.

The fact that they're putting this stuff in multiplayer rather than ultra-scripted 2hr long campaign is achieving way more than CoD ever has.

  • 12.21.2012 7:10 AM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

I haven't touched bf3 in months


I fancy a go now..

  • 12.21.2012 7:11 AM PDT

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.


Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: Garshne
Go play Arma 2 then, god.
No, Arma 2 is mind numbingly boring.
You wanted realistic. There you go, mother-blam!-.

The fact that they're putting this stuff in multiplayer rather than ultra-scripted 2hr long campaign is achieving way more than CoD ever has.
I was posting this because that's all BF3 fanboys ever argue for, and adding dirtbikes is better than anything CoD has ever done? DICE fanboy detected

  • 12.21.2012 7:12 AM PDT

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.


Posted by: WhiteFang0699
Seems like you value realism over fun, exciting gameplay.
Not really I'm one of the few users who loves CoD.

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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: Garshne
Go play Arma 2 then, god.
No, Arma 2 is mind numbingly boring.
You wanted realistic. There you go, mother-blam!-.

The fact that they're putting this stuff in multiplayer rather than ultra-scripted 2hr long campaign is achieving way more than CoD ever has.
I was posting this because that's all BF3 fanboys ever argue for, and adding dirtbikes is better than anything CoD has ever done? DICE fanboy detected
Better controls, smoother gameplay, long-range combat, vehicles, it looks better, it sounds better, you have feet, better gunplay.

Of course it's got balancing issues, some of the maps are -blam!-, some of the maps are overused, hardly any official servers anymore, and junk like that.

But it's still more fun.

Honestly, -blam!- No Luca No is better than CoD.

For the record, I play the -blam!- out of Arma 2.

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  • 12.21.2012 7:16 AM PDT

This.
Posted by: brandorobot
Anyone who thought BF3 was even slightly realistic aside from bullet drop was stupid to begin with.


and this.
Posted by: KilteDKilleR93
Sometimes Fun > Realistic gameplay

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I don't play BF3, but I don't think it's that stupid. Looks like they are just trying to show off a new vehicle and gamemode. Now the mantis, THAT is stupid.

  • 12.21.2012 7:17 AM PDT

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.


Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: Garshne
Go play Arma 2 then, god.
No, Arma 2 is mind numbingly boring.
You wanted realistic. There you go, mother-blam!-.

The fact that they're putting this stuff in multiplayer rather than ultra-scripted 2hr long campaign is achieving way more than CoD ever has.
I was posting this because that's all BF3 fanboys ever argue for, and adding dirtbikes is better than anything CoD has ever done? DICE fanboy detected
Better controls, smoother gameplay, long-range combat, vehicles, it looks better, it sounds better, you have feet, better gunplay.

Of course it's got balancing issues, some of the maps are -blam!-, some of the maps are overused, hardly any official servers anymore, and junk like that.

But it's still more fun.

Honestly, -blam!- No Luca No is better than CoD.

For the record, I play the -blam!- out of Arma 2.
Better controls? They're the exact same other than prone and knife
Argument lost credibility detected.

  • 12.21.2012 7:18 AM PDT

Brainwashing, idiotic media: "hur dur, vido gaems cas vilenc n iz nt gud. dey ned 2 b baned."

Logic: Really? Then please explain how there's violence in third world countries. I guess they're all poor due to the large amount of video games they buy.

I'm failing to see your point. Of course, you seem to be a CoD fanboy so I'll just nod my head and say yes to avoid your fanboyism.

  • 12.21.2012 7:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: Garshne
Better controls, smoother gameplay, long-range combat, vehicles, it looks better, it sounds better, you have feet, better gunplay.

Of course it's got balancing issues, some of the maps are -blam!-, some of the maps are overused, hardly any official servers anymore, and junk like that.

But it's still more fun.

Honestly, -blam!- No Luca No is better than CoD.

For the record, I play the -blam!- out of Arma 2.
Better controls? They're the exact same other than prone and knife
Argument lost credibility detected.
Button mapping is not what I was talking about, Bnan. You move somewhat like a real person in BF3, in CoD you do not.

But feel free to ignore everything I say. You've done that a lot over the last -blam!- two years, so I'm not surprised.


What CoD has done best: CoD has had much better storylines than any Battlefield game, embraces the 'SUPER ACTION SPECIAL FORCES -blam!- YEAH' theme and plays it well, and has simple mechanics that anyone can get into. If you want to pick up a game and play without any sort of needless dicking around, CoD is good.

  • 12.21.2012 7:23 AM PDT

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.


Posted by: BlazingAngel94
I'm failing to see your point. Of course, you seem to be a CoD fanboy so I'll just nod my head and say yes to avoid your fanboyism.

>Everyone argues pre BF3 it's more realistic than CoD so it's better
>Proves everyone wrong post launch BF3 is just the same
>omg ur such a cod fanboy that doesn't even matter anymore it's about the fun

gg CoD haters.

  • 12.21.2012 7:23 AM PDT

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.


Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: Garshne
Better controls, smoother gameplay, long-range combat, vehicles, it looks better, it sounds better, you have feet, better gunplay.

Of course it's got balancing issues, some of the maps are -blam!-, some of the maps are overused, hardly any official servers anymore, and junk like that.

But it's still more fun.

Honestly, -blam!- No Luca No is better than CoD.

For the record, I play the -blam!- out of Arma 2.
Better controls? They're the exact same other than prone and knife
Argument lost credibility detected.
Button mapping is not what I was talking about, Bnan. You move somewhat like a real person in BF3, in CoD you do not.

But feel free to ignore everything I say. You've done that a lot over the last -blam!- two years, so I'm not surprised.


What CoD has done best: CoD has had much better storylines than any Battlefield game, embraces the 'SUPER ACTION SPECIAL FORCES -blam!- YEAH' theme and plays it well, and has simple mechanics that anyone can get into. If you want to pick up a game and play without any sort of needless dicking around, CoD is good.
So what you're saying is that Call of Duty has unrealistic walking(which it doesn't) so Battlefield is better.
mmmkay

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