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Subject: What do i have to do now flood? I have nothin left....

So here it is:

A long time ago i started to prepare for The end of the world, so , now i sold my house, my tv, diforced my wife, And had spend my last money for a Around the world trip, so i now have nothing left, except my mobile phone, from which i am now writing...

What do?

  • 12.21.2012 7:39 AM PDT

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Posted by: Le Petit Chien
If you were my son, I'd be proud.
This. I'd take you out for a dinner at your favorite restaurant.


Quoted by a Mod. Call me a suck up, but I feel pretty damn awesome right now.

Wait 31 minutes until absolution, duh.

  • 12.21.2012 7:40 AM PDT

Play a country song backwards?

  • 12.21.2012 7:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Sadly this'll be a common story in the coming weeks.

*sigh*

  • 12.21.2012 7:41 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Remain in your stupidity.

  • 12.21.2012 7:41 AM PDT
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try humming, it can be pleasant

  • 12.21.2012 7:43 AM PDT

What doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger

Stand there while the world laughs at you.

  • 12.21.2012 7:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
Hey, guys, what's going on in this thread?
Someone tell Kivell that he is a lie.


Get WorkPlaced!


Posted by: Ticoman
diforced my wife


Lol

  • 12.21.2012 7:45 AM PDT

04s suck

Trip over a huge diamond, that'd be a good start.

  • 12.21.2012 7:50 AM PDT
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O o
/¯_____________________
| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
\_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ;¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯

Fap like there is no tomorrow.

  • 12.21.2012 7:56 AM PDT


Posted by: Koolen
Fap like there is no tomorrow.


i even forgot how to fap myself :-(

My wife did that for me you know...

  • 12.21.2012 8:13 AM PDT


Posted by: Ticoman

Posted by: Koolen
Fap like there is no tomorrow.


i even forgot how to fap myself :-(

My wife did that for me you know...

The flood has wives?!
It is the end of times!

[Edited on 12.21.2012 8:32 AM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 8:29 AM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: Garshne
Sadly this'll be a common story in the coming weeks.

*sigh*
Really? What babosos.

  • 12.21.2012 8:32 AM PDT