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Earlier today a copy of Mass Effect was arrested under suspicion of planning a mass murder. When questioned the cold blooded killer simply remained silent and still. Police are now investigating companions of Mass Effect such as GTA IV and Battlefield 3, Call of Duty has been taken in for questioning. It is believed that these video games are involved in terrorist attacks on over 783 occasions.
It is believe that the video games were armed with heavy assault weapons, such as violent content and nudity. Also, a pez dispenser was recovered
King neo-con Bill O'Reilly also stated that video games are to blame for Autism and the empty half of chip bags.
On another note, Halo will appear at the international criminal court on charges of genocide in late February.
[Edited on 12.21.2012 8:57 AM PST]