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Earlier today a copy of Mass Effect was arrested under suspicion of planning a mass murder. When questioned the cold blooded killer simply remained silent and still. Police are now investigating companions of Mass Effect such as GTA IV and Battlefield 3, Call of Duty has been taken in for questioning. It is believed that these video games are involved in terrorist attacks on over 783 occasions.

It is believe that the video games were armed with heavy assault weapons, such as violent content and nudity. Also, a pez dispenser was recovered

King neo-con Bill O'Reilly also stated that video games are to blame for Autism and the empty half of chip bags.

On another note, Halo will appear at the international criminal court on charges of genocide in late February.

[Edited on 12.21.2012 8:57 AM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 8:33 AM PDT
Subject: A Copy Of Mass Effect 3 Has Been Taken Into Custody Under Suspision...

Wut?

  • 12.21.2012 8:34 AM PDT

No Battlefield, how could you!?

  • 12.21.2012 8:34 AM PDT
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source?

  • 12.21.2012 8:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: mr pie123
Wut?


The CDC is advising you destroy all video games as they could be carrying biological pathogens linked to cancer as well.

  • 12.21.2012 8:35 AM PDT

Intoxicated Warthawg driver for Hire
Posted by: AquaBlader
CTF is god. Praise his name. For the flag is his holy messiah.

Posted by: Bricypoo Nobody quotes me and puts me in their signatures It makes me sad ... :(
My third montage!

About time. Those games have ruined 'Murica!

  • 12.21.2012 8:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: Mastergee
source?


I am a journalist and I can assure you my sources are very reliable.

  • 12.21.2012 8:40 AM PDT


Posted by: Y SO REACH BETA

Posted by: mr pie123
Wut?


The CDC is advising you destroy all video games as they could be carrying biological pathogens linked to cancer as well.

Mother of God...
It's happening...

  • 12.21.2012 8:40 AM PDT

Drecker225 is awesome and doesn't afraid of anything.





I cannot wait for the day when I gain control of the world.

They have no evidence. The charges won't stick.

  • 12.21.2012 8:49 AM PDT
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Posted by: Agent Peeps
About time. Those games have ruined 'Murica!


Homeland security is working tirelessly to maintain your safety.

  • 12.21.2012 8:49 AM PDT
Subject: Video Games Linked To Violence

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

It's try people video games are linked to violence. After playing Battlefield 1942 I'm going to invade the Pacific Islands and take back the islands we got from Japan. Of course I'm going to be using WW 2 era weapons and vehicles in order to do this. Anybody want to join me?

  • 12.21.2012 8:52 AM PDT
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"Insert generic signature here"

Relevant.

Spread the video around.

  • 12.21.2012 8:52 AM PDT
Subject: A Copy Of Mass Effect 3 Has Been Taken Into Custody Under Suspision...
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

*doesn't see Halo listed*

Victory.

  • 12.21.2012 8:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: iRdACheef619
*doesn't see Halo listed*

Victory.


Halo is a menace to humanity.

  • 12.21.2012 8:58 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Posted by: Y SO REACH BETA

Posted by: iRdACheef619
*doesn't see Halo listed*

Victory.


Halo is a menace to humanity.

Agreed. It's such a menace to humanity that it even as aliens killing humans. To make it even worse the MP has humans killing humans.

  • 12.21.2012 9:03 AM PDT

Don't forget, video games also caused 9/11. The terrorists were trained by DOOM.

  • 12.21.2012 9:06 AM PDT
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Posted by: Spirit of Ember
Don't forget, video games also caused 9/11. The terrorists were trained by DOOM.



Ace Combat was executed via lethal injection for it's role.

  • 12.21.2012 9:08 AM PDT

Posted by: Y SO REACH BETA

Posted by: Spirit of Ember
Don't forget, video games also caused 9/11. The terrorists were trained by DOOM.



Ace Combat was executed via lethal injection for it's role.

DOOM made them psychopathic and unstable, Ace Combat gave them the flying skills.

  • 12.21.2012 9:11 AM PDT
Subject: Video Games Linked To Violence

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.


Posted by: Y SO REACH BETA
King neo-con Bill O'Reilly also stated that video games are to blame for Autism and the empty half of chip bags.
Seriously my favorite thing ever said on this forum.

  • 12.21.2012 9:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: omg a bannana

Posted by: Y SO REACH BETA
King neo-con Bill O'Reilly also stated that video games are to blame for Autism and the empty half of chip bags.
Seriously my favorite thing ever said on this forum.


Big guns Bill O'Reilly deserves the credit.

  • 12.21.2012 9:16 AM PDT

I just found an old newspaper article from 2005 that states:

"Man, 24, Steals plane from neighbor and later crashes into urban area, killing 11 (As well as himself) and injuring 25 others. Reports say he was under the influence of the game "Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge."

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  • 12.21.2012 9:19 AM PDT
Subject: A Copy Of Mass Effect 3 Has Been Taken Into Custody Under Suspision...

TRU7H. CARNAGE. BUNGIE


Posted by: Agent Peeps
About time. Those games have ruined 'Murica!

  • 12.21.2012 9:20 AM PDT
Subject: Video Games Linked To Violence
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Posted by: Spirit of Ember
I just found an old newspaper article from 2005 that states:

"Man, 24, Steals plane from neighbor and later crashes into urban area, killing 11 (As well as himself) and injuring 25 other. Reports say he was under the influence of the game "Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge."


More proof added to the already HUGE pile of evidence. Thank you.

  • 12.21.2012 9:32 AM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Dead space encourages Mutilation!
AND KILLING BABIES!
SENTENCE IT THE FIRING SQUAD

  • 12.21.2012 9:33 AM PDT