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Subject: how do i mlg?

flood i have a problem i want to become a pro in halo 4 (best one yet!) but i can never get any gooder so should i liek find a sponsor or train to get butter at the gaem and should i like contact walshy?
help?

  • 12.21.2012 9:47 AM PDT

I'm an alt. Get at me.

You don't.

  • 12.21.2012 9:48 AM PDT
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do a barrel roll

  • 12.21.2012 9:48 AM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

Well OP when a man and a video game love each other very much...

  • 12.21.2012 9:49 AM PDT
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Gratulieren you are now MLG.

  • 12.21.2012 9:49 AM PDT
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3rd edition. Now with more grunt.

TFS 4 lyfe

Eat your greens.

  • 12.21.2012 9:49 AM PDT
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i am from us navy seals with over 300 confirmed kills i can educate you in the art of warfare if you transfer $4000 usd to my bank account

  • 12.21.2012 9:50 AM PDT


Posted by: Koolen
XxXiLegitBrofessorSniperiXxX

Gratulieren you are now MLG.
but my gt is already OZxzXxxzxZxzXzXO

  • 12.21.2012 9:50 AM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.

Disregard skill; acquire l33t hax.

  • 12.21.2012 9:50 AM PDT


Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Disregard skill; acquire l33t hax.
but then how would i str8 rippin?

  • 12.21.2012 9:51 AM PDT

I am a pharmaceutical scientist. I received my Masters degree in Pharmaceutics from the University of the Sciences in Philadelphia in 2010, after working as a Pharmacist for 4 years. I currently work in King of Prussia, PA, and focus on the analytical chemistry of small molecule APIs. My clients include some of the most well known big pharma companies in the world.

0/10

  • 12.21.2012 9:51 AM PDT
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The most dangerous gunslinger in the west.

Aquire teh HaX0Rz

  • 12.21.2012 9:52 AM PDT


Posted by: The Broffesor
flood i have a problem i want to become a pro in halo 4 (best one yet!) but i can never get any gooder so should i liek find a sponsor or train to get butter at the gaem and should i like contact walshy?
help?


Stay in school. Master the English language first, then worry about being a pro in a video game.

You can't get a sponsor if you have the spelling skills of a 3 yr old.

  • 12.21.2012 9:52 AM PDT


Posted by: Dback139
0/10
actually my kd is 3.9

  • 12.21.2012 9:52 AM PDT

Watch this

  • 12.21.2012 9:53 AM PDT


Posted by: The Broffesor

Posted by: Dback139
0/10
actually my kd is 3.9


Confirmed troll.

Move on kids.

  • 12.21.2012 9:54 AM PDT

If you clicked on here to ignore my coup, why? Do I look ugly to you? Do I look fat in this dress or what? Jerk.

1. Set your camera sensitivity as high as possible.
2. Grab hold of the Right anologue stick with both your hands.
Shake violently left and right while mashing down on the RT button with your teeth.
3. Upload montage to Youtube.

  • 12.21.2012 9:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ex0 Dante

Confirmed troll.

Move on kids.


How much time do you spend on the internet?

  • 12.21.2012 9:56 AM PDT


Posted by: Koolen

Posted by: Ex0 Dante

Confirmed troll.

Move on kids.


How much time do you spend on the internet?


Considering I spend time repairing IT and PC problems, a lot.

Haters be hatin.

  • 12.21.2012 9:57 AM PDT
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You might want to reconsider adjusting your view on what 'trolling' is compaired to parody threading.

  • 12.21.2012 9:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: The Broffesor

Posted by: Koolen
XxXiLegitBrofessorSniperiXxX

Gratulieren you are now MLG.
but my gt is already OZxzXxxzxZxzXzXO


Okay first off... Hahahahahahaha! And secondly, that's a good start. Now just get your parents' credit cards and order any and every piece of MLG merchandise you can find. Don't forget a sweatband. That's imperative. Change your license plate to "itz2Pro" and you're golden. Oh yea, and constantly send "m2af- msg me for scrims." Only to never get a response.

  • 12.21.2012 10:01 AM PDT


Posted by: Koolen
You might want to reconsider adjusting your view on what 'trolling' is compaired to parody threading.
wats a thread?

  • 12.21.2012 10:02 AM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

I lol'd.

  • 12.21.2012 10:03 AM PDT

You just need training and exercise
Hone your skills, OP

  • 12.21.2012 10:04 AM PDT


Posted by: ANKLE5

Posted by: The Broffesor

Posted by: Koolen
XxXiLegitBrofessorSniperiXxX

Gratulieren you are now MLG.
but my gt is already OZxzXxxzxZxzXzXO


Okay first off... Hahahahahahaha! And secondly, that's a good start. Now just get your parents' credit cards and order any and every piece of MLG merchandise you can find. Don't forget a sweatband. That's imperative. Change your license plate to "itz2Pro" and you're golden. Oh yea, and constantly send "m2af- msg me for scrims." Only to never get a response.
scrims?

  • 12.21.2012 10:06 AM PDT

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