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Posted by: abelsinh
Posted by: NinjaLord77
Posted by: abelsinh
Posted by: The Broffesor
Posted by: abelsinh
My mom caught me once while I was having sex :(Oh what happened?
Well, I used to play guitar in a band, I was like 17, a female friend of mine came to a gig. After the gig, it was too late for her to go back to her house (about 4 AM), so I Told her she can stay at mine (my mom's house, actually) so, once in my bedroom, we started kissing each other and stuff.
My mom opened the door exactly in time to see us -blam!-. lol
She started screaming to me, she said that her house wasn't a Motel, and threw me a "you're dead" stare, so I just put back my boxers and slept at the couch :( It was pretty embarassing.
What did the girl do?
Nothing, she slept until 1:00 PM or something like that, my mom was so pissed off. When she finally woke up, I just drove her to the bus stop, she kissed me and told me "it was nice, let's end that sometime". I never saw her after that.
Ultimate -blam!- block