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Subject: Have your parents ever caught you.

Spanking the monkey? or watching adult films? mine did once because I forgot to close the tab

  • 12.21.2012 10:16 AM PDT

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No but they've come pretty close...

  • 12.21.2012 10:16 AM PDT

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nope!

  • 12.21.2012 10:16 AM PDT

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Nope. I'm like a master. One minute I'm there watching it, having a 'nice time'. The next minute I'm playing chess all by myself.

  • 12.21.2012 10:21 AM PDT

Love your friends, Die laughing.

My mom caught me once while I was having sex :(

  • 12.21.2012 10:22 AM PDT
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My mum came pretty dam close, she never knocks or when she does she knocks once then comes in.

She never waits until I say come in like my dad.

  • 12.21.2012 10:23 AM PDT

The Snow Leopard's wisdom includes: Understanding one's shadow-side; trusting one's inner-self; agility; strength; the ability to stalk; understanding the power of silence.

Yes, and when they have, they say "sorry" and leave the room.

  • 12.21.2012 10:23 AM PDT


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My mom caught me once while I was having sex :(
Oh what happened?

  • 12.21.2012 10:24 AM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I was once watching a Star Trek fan video which had a scene with two male officers lying together in a bed with their shirts off. My dad walked in and thought I was watching...well...you know.

  • 12.21.2012 10:28 AM PDT

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Posted by: abelsinh
My mom caught me once while I was having sex :(
Oh what happened?


Well, I used to play guitar in a band, I was like 17, a female friend of mine came to a gig. After the gig, it was too late for her to go back to her house (about 4 AM), so I Told her she can stay at mine (my mom's house, actually) so, once in my bedroom, we started kissing each other and stuff.

My mom opened the door exactly in time to see us -blam!-. lol
She started screaming to me, she said that her house wasn't a Motel, and threw me a "you're dead" stare, so I just put back my boxers and slept at the couch :( It was pretty embarassing.

  • 12.21.2012 10:30 AM PDT

My monkey ran away after I spanked it too much.

  • 12.21.2012 10:30 AM PDT


Posted by: abelsinh

Posted by: The Broffesor

Posted by: abelsinh
My mom caught me once while I was having sex :(
Oh what happened?


Well, I used to play guitar in a band, I was like 17, a female friend of mine came to a gig. After the gig, it was too late for her to go back to her house (about 4 AM), so I Told her she can stay at mine (my mom's house, actually) so, once in my bedroom, we started kissing each other and stuff.

My mom opened the door exactly in time to see us -blam!-. lol
She started screaming to me, she said that her house wasn't a Motel, and threw me a "you're dead" stare, so I just put back my boxers and slept at the couch :( It was pretty embarassing.


What did the girl do?

  • 12.21.2012 10:31 AM PDT

Call me Stu

My mom caught my little brother but nobody else lol.

  • 12.21.2012 10:32 AM PDT

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Why didn't Frodo just stick the ring up his ass?

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Sex with highschool jailbait
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Nope. I'm like a master. One minute I'm there watching it, having a 'nice time'. The next minute I'm playing chess all by myself.

  • 12.21.2012 10:32 AM PDT

Been close calls, but nope. Even if they were to use my computer they wouldn't find the hundreds of GB's of pr0n I have.

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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

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Nope.

  • 12.21.2012 10:33 AM PDT
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Hooray for poor houses!

Damn straight


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Posted by: abelsinh
My mom caught me once while I was having sex :(
Oh what happened?


Well, I used to play guitar in a band, I was like 17, a female friend of mine came to a gig. After the gig, it was too late for her to go back to her house (about 4 AM), so I Told her she can stay at mine (my mom's house, actually) so, once in my bedroom, we started kissing each other and stuff.

My mom opened the door exactly in time to see us -blam!-. lol
She started screaming to me, she said that her house wasn't a Motel, and threw me a "you're dead" stare, so I just put back my boxers and slept at the couch :( It was pretty embarassing.
Freaking lol!

  • 12.21.2012 10:33 AM PDT
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I've come close entirely too close a few times. But my mother caught my brother a few times and needless to say it was not a very pleasant experience.

  • 12.21.2012 10:34 AM PDT

Love your friends, Die laughing.


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Posted by: abelsinh

Posted by: The Broffesor

Posted by: abelsinh
My mom caught me once while I was having sex :(
Oh what happened?


Well, I used to play guitar in a band, I was like 17, a female friend of mine came to a gig. After the gig, it was too late for her to go back to her house (about 4 AM), so I Told her she can stay at mine (my mom's house, actually) so, once in my bedroom, we started kissing each other and stuff.

My mom opened the door exactly in time to see us -blam!-. lol
She started screaming to me, she said that her house wasn't a Motel, and threw me a "you're dead" stare, so I just put back my boxers and slept at the couch :( It was pretty embarassing.


What did the girl do?


Nothing, she slept until 1:00 PM or something like that, my mom was so pissed off. When she finally woke up, I just drove her to the bus stop, she kissed me and told me "it was nice, let's end that sometime". I never saw her after that.

  • 12.21.2012 10:36 AM PDT

Ad Infinitum


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She never waits until I say come in like my dad.


Because dads know what it is like to be a horny little teen. They usually wait for the all clear, to avoid the awkward "So, uh.... I see you're a healthy, strapping young man. That's great...." talk.

  • 12.21.2012 10:37 AM PDT

Fair play

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Posted by: Android Spartan


She never waits until I say come in like my dad.


Because dads know what it is like to be a horny little teen. They usually wait for the all clear, to avoid the awkward "So, uh.... I see you're a healthy, strapping young man. That's great...." talk.


hehe... in my case, its the other way around.

  • 12.21.2012 10:40 AM PDT

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Posted by: abelsinh

Posted by: The Broffesor

Posted by: abelsinh
My mom caught me once while I was having sex :(
Oh what happened?


Well, I used to play guitar in a band, I was like 17, a female friend of mine came to a gig. After the gig, it was too late for her to go back to her house (about 4 AM), so I Told her she can stay at mine (my mom's house, actually) so, once in my bedroom, we started kissing each other and stuff.

My mom opened the door exactly in time to see us -blam!-. lol
She started screaming to me, she said that her house wasn't a Motel, and threw me a "you're dead" stare, so I just put back my boxers and slept at the couch :( It was pretty embarassing.


What did the girl do?


Nothing, she slept until 1:00 PM or something like that, my mom was so pissed off. When she finally woke up, I just drove her to the bus stop, she kissed me and told me "it was nice, let's end that sometime". I never saw her after that.


Ultimate -blam!- block

  • 12.21.2012 10:44 AM PDT

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  • 12.21.2012 10:46 AM PDT

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Posted by: Android Spartan
My mum came pretty dam close, she never knocks or when she does she knocks once then comes in.

She never waits until I say come in like my dad.
I think that's because your dad knows the experience in a way your mom probably can't relate to. My dad was always the same way, he'd knock and give what seemed like fifteen minutes of warning before coming in. My mom always seemed oblivious to the horror she might accidentally unleash.

  • 12.21.2012 10:51 AM PDT

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5. Medal of Honor or Spec Ops: The Line

"You can be larger than life. But you can't be larger than death."

Well they've caught me watching Spartacus so I'm sure if that counts.

  • 12.21.2012 10:52 AM PDT

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