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Subject: Have your parents ever caught you.

No u

Once.

Never again.

yorkie

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  • 12.21.2012 10:52 AM PDT

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yorkie


Posted by: abelsinh
My mom caught me once while I was having sex :(


thats a bummer. i just read what she said. why did you never get back with her? and ive been close many a times lol like yesterday.
yorkie

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  • 12.21.2012 10:53 AM PDT


Posted by: LeSieg

Posted by: Android Spartan
My mum came pretty dam close, she never knocks or when she does she knocks once then comes in.

She never waits until I say come in like my dad.
I think that's because your dad knows the experience in a way your mom probably can't relate to. My dad was always the same way, he'd knock and give what seemed like fifteen minutes of warning before coming in. My mom always seemed oblivious to the horror she might accidentally unleash.

At least your parents knock mine never knock and I can't close my door. I have to listen to people coming up the stairs in order to avoid getting caught.

  • 12.21.2012 10:54 AM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Nope, but my nephue caught me fooling around with my ex once, was pretty hilarious.

  • 12.21.2012 10:55 AM PDT

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Posted by: abelsinh
My mom caught me once while I was having sex :(


thats a bummer. i just read what she said. why did you never get back with her? and ive been close many a times lol like yesterday.
yorkie


She was mad at me for like a year, she used every chance she had to reproach me for that night. But since I don't live with her anymore, she has moved on finally off that subject.
yorkie

  • 12.21.2012 10:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: Hillbilly Bob
My monkey ran away after I spanked it too much.
He lives with me now.

*lovingly strokes the monkey*

He's lovely.

  • 12.21.2012 10:57 AM PDT

Wait...you spank the monkey while your parents are at home?

  • 12.21.2012 10:59 AM PDT

Alt account #4 because i can!

my ex's mom caught us gettin freaky once.

but as for spankin it, ive got this talent for pulling up my drawers and closing all tabs at the same time in less than 10 seconds. lol

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  • 12.21.2012 11:01 AM PDT

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.”

Mum walked in on me -blam!- my fiance. Dad did before too. I'm glad to say I've never jerked off.

  • 12.21.2012 11:04 AM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson


Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: Hillbilly Bob
My monkey ran away after I spanked it too much.
He lives with me now.

*lovingly strokes the monkey*

He's lovely.


lol

yorkie

  • 12.21.2012 11:05 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Yes, loads of times. It really sucks because both of those things are taboo.

  • 12.21.2012 11:06 AM PDT

You're either first or you're last.

You'll never amount to anything, go back under your bridge.

Nope!

Was ~10 seconds away from getting busted during sexy time, though.

Not surprisingly, I can hide my dick much quicker than a girl can get dressed.

  • 12.21.2012 11:07 AM PDT

You're either first or you're last.

You'll never amount to anything, go back under your bridge.


Posted by: mister death
Yes, loads of times. It really sucks because both of those things are taboo.



Posted by: mister death
Yes, loads of times.


loads of times.

HAH!

  • 12.21.2012 11:08 AM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

Yeah. They called the RSPCA. Now I'm banned from owning any animals.

  • 12.21.2012 11:10 AM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.


Posted by: LeSieg

Posted by: Android Spartan
My mum came pretty dam close, she never knocks or when she does she knocks once then comes in.

She never waits until I say come in like my dad.
I think that's because your dad knows the experience in a way your mom probably can't relate to. My dad was always the same way, he'd knock and give what seemed like fifteen minutes of warning before coming in. My mom always seemed oblivious to the horror she might accidentally unleash.

When my parents gave me that "teenage" talk, it was pretty funny. They both said that if I was doing that, just close the door so they don't have to see.

  • 12.21.2012 11:12 AM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."


Posted by: derka derka
Yeah. They called the RSPCA. Now I'm banned from owning any animals.


Argh, someone always beats me to the joke I come up with when I enter a thread.

  • 12.21.2012 11:39 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Dooms Flight

Posted by: mister death
Yes, loads of times. It really sucks because both of those things are taboo.



Posted by: mister death
Yes, loads of times.


loads of times.

HAH!

We got a smartie ova here ;)

  • 12.21.2012 11:41 AM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.


Posted by: Show me pie
No but they've come pretty close...

  • 12.21.2012 11:41 AM PDT

"Right now it is raining methane on Titan. The planet Uranus is, hilariously, orbiting the sun sideways while Venus spins backwards. We sit here on a planet marked with collisions, rocked by earthquakes, shaken by storms. A planet doomed to be fried in radiation as its magnetic fields collapse, until the sun grows and leaves nothing of the earth but dust. Here we sit, glasses on our noses, inhalers in our pockets, braces on our teeth, and we say "Behold the perfect ORDER of it all!""


Posted by: mister death
We got a smartie ova here ;)


Not exactly hard.

If a parent is in, just don't be an idiot. Listen out for footsteps. Done.

  • 12.21.2012 11:43 AM PDT

Winner of the 2012 Lurker of the Year award.

I'm watching you.

No, because I wasn't stupid enough to get caught.

  • 12.21.2012 11:44 AM PDT

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