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Subject: My tongue hurts like a -blam!-

When ever I move my tongue, the back of it hurts so bad. Swallowing hurts, and eating is so painful because of my tongue. I tried googling it, but nothing showed up relevant to what I feel.

Any help?

  • 12.21.2012 10:48 AM PDT

You know, there are these people whose jobs are to figure this kinda stuff out. I think they're called doctors, I could be wrong.

  • 12.21.2012 10:49 AM PDT
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I lov teh rabbits nd wanna life off a da fatta da land.

OP likes oral.

  • 12.21.2012 10:49 AM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

Doing some things out of the norm, Kikashi?

  • 12.21.2012 10:49 AM PDT

Wait a second, people read these?


Posted by: Hunterwoot
You know, there are these people whose jobs are to figure this kinda stuff out. I think they're called doctors, I could be wrong.

  • 12.21.2012 10:49 AM PDT

Ask your mum, OP

  • 12.21.2012 10:50 AM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson


Posted by: Hunterwoot
You know, there are these people whose jobs are to figure this kinda stuff out. I think they're called doctors, I could be wrong.


Now you're wrong. Only the Flood knows these kind of things.

  • 12.21.2012 10:50 AM PDT

Life will always find a new way to ruin everything you know, enjoy the moments of peace to their fullest and prepare yourself for the lemons that are heading your way and you might just make it.


Remember Elk


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Posted by: Hunterwoot
You know, there are these people whose jobs are to figure this kinda stuff out. I think they're called doctors, I could be wrong.

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Posted by: Vezakam

Posted by: Mooondance
it was boring
You complain about everything getting boring sooner or later.

The side of my tongue hurts when I move it, but I think I just bit it during lunch a few days ago.

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Herpes

  • 12.21.2012 10:50 AM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

Definitely cancer.

  • 12.21.2012 10:50 AM PDT

Alt account #4 because i can!

pulled muscle? thats all it the tongue is is a muscle

  • 12.21.2012 10:51 AM PDT

>Asking the Flood

Go to a doctor if it really hurts that bad.

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Posted by: Hunterwoot
You know, there are these people whose jobs are to figure this kinda stuff out. I think they're called doctors, I could be wrong.

and I want to be a dr.

  • 12.21.2012 10:52 AM PDT

I was at a baseball game wondering why the ball gets bigger as it comes closer.......then it hit me.......
Objection!
Lmgtfy
lmsbtfy

Its obviously a parasite. Ive seen this before. Ok OP listen closely, if the medicine didn't work, mix 4 cups of lizard pee, with some cat food and mud, and a hint of garlic. Now swish that in your mouth for about 5 minutes and spit out. ITS THE SPITTING OUT THAT MATTERS MOST.

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Posted by: TurtleNut
who would pay for digital drugs


Posted by: kikashi hatake

Posted by: Hunterwoot
You know, there are these people whose jobs are to figure this kinda stuff out. I think they're called doctors, I could be wrong.

and I want to be a dr.
Then operate on yourself, kiddo.

  • 12.21.2012 10:53 AM PDT

You have cancer

  • 12.21.2012 10:53 AM PDT

Go to the doctor.

I am worried for the future of the world.

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Posted by: kikashi hatake

Posted by: Hunterwoot
You know, there are these people whose jobs are to figure this kinda stuff out. I think they're called doctors, I could be wrong.

and I want to be a dr.
No time for fixing what may or may not be a serious problem?
You might wanna check your priorities, OP.

  • 12.21.2012 10:54 AM PDT

I wait things out, and when its almost too late, I see the doc

  • 12.21.2012 10:55 AM PDT

Life will always find a new way to ruin everything you know, enjoy the moments of peace to their fullest and prepare yourself for the lemons that are heading your way and you might just make it.


Remember Elk


Posted by: kikashi hatake
I wait things out, and when its almost too late, I see the doc

but kika you gunna be a docter right then you must kure yourself

  • 12.21.2012 11:04 AM PDT


Posted by: kikashi hatake
I wait things out, and when its almost too late, I see the doc
There's a possibility that it's oral cancer. Would you really want to "wait it out?" It would be too late by then.

Seriously, OP, go see a doctor.

  • 12.21.2012 11:27 AM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!

I googled your symptoms...

I'm afraid you have testicular cancer.

  • 12.21.2012 11:31 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Get your tonsils removed.

  • 12.21.2012 11:32 AM PDT

The sound of iron shocks is stuck in my head, The thunder of the drums dictates
The rhythm of the falls, the number of dead's the rising of the horns, ahead
From the dawn of time to the end of days I will have to run, away
I want to feel the pain and the bitter taste of the blood on my lips, again

I've heard of this before. It's a rare condition called "sore throat". You might need to have your tongue amputated.

  • 12.21.2012 11:44 AM PDT

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