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Subject: I cant ever use the bathroom again...

Kyle Kilgore

Chills, chills everywere.

  • 12.21.2012 12:39 PM PDT

iPhone 4S 64GB Black.

I always thought about that anyway... Now, you're going to make me check every time. :(

  • 12.21.2012 12:40 PM PDT

My Toilet Paper Roll Has A Much Smaller Diameter Hole.

  • 12.21.2012 12:40 PM PDT

Black Water Ops

Use it to wipe like a real man.

  • 12.21.2012 12:40 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

I get my pet spider to spin the roll for me.

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  • 12.21.2012 12:40 PM PDT
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The Flood's resident metalhead.

Very unlikely place for a black widow, too bright and frequently moved area.

  • 12.21.2012 12:40 PM PDT

Call me Stu

Hey I have to watch the ceiling right above me spider once spun a web right down to the front of my screen Crapped the hell out of me.

  • 12.21.2012 12:40 PM PDT

Love your friends, Die laughing.

The biggest spider I've ever seen IRL was hiding behind my door-knob. I even touched it. The spider itself was about 18 cm. in diameter.



I'll never forget that day.

  • 12.21.2012 12:41 PM PDT

"Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bull-blam!-, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you."-Lemmy of Motorhead

i belive shhave funzes suppos

Yes, I'm the guy who had the Flood admit to being furries.


Posted by: Makushin
My Toilet Paper Roll Has A Much Smaller Diameter Hole.
That's what she said.

I'm sorry, I had to get that out of the way.

  • 12.21.2012 12:41 PM PDT

Forever Pyro

Watch out for that yellow pee pee monster.

He'll piss all over your bathroom.

  • 12.21.2012 12:42 PM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

I'm pretty sure the table right next to where I sleep has loads of hidden spiders...

  • 12.21.2012 12:42 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.

What if... I am a spider?

  • 12.21.2012 12:54 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

I've had a Wolf Spider on the shower head whilst I was bathing.

It died.

  • 12.21.2012 12:56 PM PDT

NON FACET NOBIS CALCITRARE VESTRUM PERNǢUM

-blam!- spiders, I hate them!

  • 12.21.2012 12:56 PM PDT

Ha!
I never use public restrooms. Not unless it's at a quality restaurant

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  • 12.21.2012 12:58 PM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

You eat an average of 8 spiders while you're asleep each year. That means about every six weeks, a spider will crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping.

Think on that.

  • 12.21.2012 1:08 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Spiders make great punching practice!

  • 12.21.2012 1:11 PM PDT
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What about the inbred house potatoes?!


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Posted by: Disambiguation
You eat an average of 8 spiders while you're asleep each year. That means about every six weeks, a spider will crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping.

Think on that.



That does not happen.

  • 12.21.2012 1:15 PM PDT

signatures are for fa- wait

VA doesn't have -blam!- man slaying spiders like that.

  • 12.21.2012 1:15 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: Makushin
My Toilet Paper Roll Has A Much Smaller Diameter Hole.
This. You know, the ones that are too small for an abomination like that spider to crawl into?

  • 12.21.2012 1:16 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts

Lol @ idiots getting butthurt over spiders

  • 12.21.2012 1:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: Disambiguation
You eat an average of 8 spiders while you're asleep each year. That means about every six weeks, a spider will crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping.

Think on that.
I hate you. Why did you have to say this.

  • 12.21.2012 1:18 PM PDT
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I like spiders so I would move him somewhere safer

  • 12.21.2012 1:20 PM PDT