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Subject: Flood, it's haunted castle time!

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson


Posted by: Pong Krell
*massice boner*


*I kick you in the junk.*

[Edited on 12.21.2012 5:32 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 5:30 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

*I suddenly disappear, someone attempts to walk up the stairs to the second floor but the entire staircase collapses about 3/4 of the way there*

*I suddenly appear on the 2nd floor* is everyone alright?

  • 12.21.2012 5:31 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*I suddenly disappear, someone attempts to walk up the stairs to the second floor but the entire staircase collapses about 3/4 of the way there*

*I suddenly appear on the 2nd floor* is everyone alright?


"No, the hot chick just got squished."

[Edited on 12.21.2012 5:32 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 5:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: Zayah117

Posted by: Pong Krell
*massice boner*


*I kick you in the junk.*
:(

  • 12.21.2012 5:33 PM PDT
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*pulls out interesting book in library*

*secret entrance opens up*

"Guys, found a secret hallway!"

  • 12.21.2012 5:33 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*pulls out interesting book in library*

*secret entrance opens up*

"Guys, found a secret hallway!"


*You hear a whisper from nowhere, "Turn back, spare your eyes" it says*

  • 12.21.2012 5:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*pulls out interesting book in library*

*secret entrance opens up*

"Guys, found a secret hallway!"


*You hear a whisper from nowhere, "Turn back, spare your eyes" it says*
"Who ever said I have eyes?"

  • 12.21.2012 5:35 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*pulls out interesting book in library*

*secret entrance opens up*

"Guys, found a secret hallway!"


*You hear a whisper from nowhere, "Turn back, spare your eyes" it says*


*I look in*

"MY GOD A NAKED OLD MAN! I'M BLIND!"

*I am actually blind*

  • 12.21.2012 5:36 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Zayah117

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*pulls out interesting book in library*

*secret entrance opens up*

"Guys, found a secret hallway!"


*You hear a whisper from nowhere, "Turn back, spare your eyes" it says*


*I look in*

"MY GOD A NAKED OLD MAN! I'M BLIND!"

*I am actually blind*


*As your vision begins to become clear again, the old man is gone, however the scent of death, rotting and strangely, wine become present from the passageway*

  • 12.21.2012 5:41 PM PDT
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"I'm scared guys, let's go home!!"

  • 12.21.2012 5:52 PM PDT
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*doors slam shut and lock*

EDIT: In reply to Deadlight

[Edited on 12.21.2012 5:52 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 5:52 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Deadlights911
"I'm scared guys, let's go home!!"


*An ominous voice of a young child is heard, "Oh please don't go! the fun is just about to start!"*

  • 12.21.2012 5:59 PM PDT

Pfft ghosts ain't real cuz YOLO.
*runs into the castle

  • 12.21.2012 6:00 PM PDT

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Deadlights911
"I'm scared guys, let's go home!!"


*An ominous voice of a young child is heard, "Oh please don't go! the fun is just about to start!"*
Wait, what fun?

*Spontaniously combusts into a ball of flames.

Me: AH OMG I'M ON FIRE!!

  • 12.21.2012 6:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: RockdaleRooster
Pfft ghosts ain't real cuz YOLO.
*runs into the castle


You see a pale woman crying in the corner

  • 12.21.2012 6:05 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: RockdaleRooster
Pfft ghosts ain't real cuz YOLO.
*runs into the castle


*you trip on something and are knocked out*

*You wake up with a throbbing headache, chained up to a wall in the secret room*

*In this room are the rotting, mangled, bloody bodies of past victims also chained to the walls, some of the bodies were those of children and of the elderly*

*The others approach the secret room at a quick pace*

*I am seen talking to a beautiful woman behind a window, I then see everyone go into the secret room, iron bars rise preventing any sort of exit*

*I walk over to the window, I am wearing a black, hoodless cloak with gold t-blam!-, my eyes are a glowing dark red, and my smile is not fang-filled and demented*

Well hello there, I presume you're my new guests! I was getting quite lonely.

  • 12.21.2012 6:11 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

*Crashes ship a few feet away from front door*


Let's do this!

LEEEEERRROOYYYY JEEENNNNNKIIIINNNS!


*runs to door while taking swigs of space whisky*

  • 12.21.2012 6:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball
*Crashes ship a few feet away from front door*


Let's do this!

LEEEEERRROOYYYY JEEENNNNNKIIIINNNS!


*runs to door while taking swigs of space whisky*


(Lol, you again)

You enter the house and see a pale woman crying in the corner

  • 12.21.2012 7:08 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
*Crashes ship a few feet away from front door*


Let's do this!

LEEEEERRROOYYYY JEEENNNNNKIIIINNNS!


*runs to door while taking swigs of space whisky*


(Lol, you again)

You enter the house and see a pale woman crying in the corner




*leans uncomfortably close to woman*

How are ya!?

*takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.21.2012 9:15 PM PDT

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