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Subject: If you could be one inanimate object.....

What would it be and why?


I would be a Xbox

[Edited on 12.21.2012 5:34 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 5:33 PM PDT

Vibrator

'Nuff said

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  • 12.21.2012 5:34 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

A really nice gaming computer...

  • 12.21.2012 5:34 PM PDT
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A gun so i can kill people and the blame gets put on other people

  • 12.21.2012 5:34 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

A brain that gets put into a robot, so I can terminate everyone!

  • 12.21.2012 5:35 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

Justin Bieber's fleshlight.

  • 12.21.2012 5:35 PM PDT

a loofah

  • 12.21.2012 5:39 PM PDT

The Fifth Amendment.

  • 12.21.2012 5:40 PM PDT


Posted by: MashterChief117
Vibrator

'Nuff said


Why am I not surprised?

Yeah. I'm not sure that would be pleasant. Think of the bacteria. And you wouldn't get any pleasure out of it at all because, you are an object. You would just have to be shoved up some body part urine passes through as well. Yeah, no.

Anyway. I would be Helicopter. That's an object. Right?

  • 12.21.2012 6:02 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: ronaldmcdonald
A gun so i can kill people and the blame gets put on other people

But you would have to be the bullet in that case.

  • 12.21.2012 6:04 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball


Posted by: MashterChief117
Vibrator

'Nuff said
They're ready for you.

Inanimate? Susan Coffey's bra.

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  • 12.21.2012 6:04 PM PDT

Op is 12.

  • 12.21.2012 6:06 PM PDT

A toaster.

  • 12.21.2012 6:06 PM PDT

If pro is the opposite of con, then the opposite of progress is...

Headphones(?)

  • 12.21.2012 6:09 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

HAL 9000

  • 12.21.2012 6:10 PM PDT


Posted by: bocajbee

Posted by: MashterChief117
Vibrator

'Nuff said


Why am I not surprised?

Yeah. I'm not sure that would be pleasant. Think of the bacteria. And you wouldn't get any pleasure out of it at all because, you are an object. You would just have to be shoved up some body part urine passes through as well. Yeah, no.

Anyway. I would be Helicopter. That's an object. Right?


Unless a girl is using it the wrong way or a dude is pulling a kids in a sandbox scenario you wouldn't be shoved up any holes which urine pass through.

  • 12.21.2012 6:20 PM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.


Posted by: Decimator Omega
A really nice gaming computer...

  • 12.21.2012 6:21 PM PDT