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On this land, I am torn. Part of me wants to fight and repel all outsiders. The other part of me is the outsider.

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  • 12.21.2012 6:22 PM PDT

Op is 12.

  • 12.21.2012 6:23 PM PDT

Spider Chief

  • 12.21.2012 6:23 PM PDT
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another one of these threads huh

  • 12.21.2012 6:24 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

I've seen this before. Spiderman gets my vote.

  • 12.21.2012 6:25 PM PDT

Spiderman of course. He fights guys with guns all the time. He's powerful enough to stop a ****ing train. Spidey would dominate him.

  • 12.21.2012 6:29 PM PDT


Posted by: Eternal Moon
Can Spider-Man even beat John Cena? Like honestly.

Spider-Man > Randy Savage/Bone Saw McGraw > John Cena=Master chief.


[Edited on 12.21.2012 6:45 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 6:44 PM PDT

Spider Man.

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Spider-Man, rather effortlessly.

  • 12.21.2012 6:45 PM PDT


Posted by: Eternal Moon
Can Spider-Man even beat John Cena? Like honestly.
if spiderman was at a long distance he would.

  • 12.21.2012 6:47 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Chief.

All spiderman can do is shoot spidey--blam!- all over the place.

  • 12.21.2012 6:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: GohanRules 12
Bone Saw McGraw > Master chief.

BONESAW IS REEAA -DYYYY!

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Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Chief.

All spiderman can do is shoot spidey--blam!- all over the place.


He's also ten times faster and stronger than John...and he can basically see into the future...and his webs can bind the friggin' Hulk...and he can dodge bullets and lightning...yeah, there's no real way John can win this.

  • 12.21.2012 6:51 PM PDT
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Spiderman because Chief has fall damage.

  • 12.21.2012 6:53 PM PDT
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Spider-Man but only because he's the best super hero ever!

  • 12.21.2012 6:54 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


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Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Chief.

All spiderman can do is shoot spidey--blam!- all over the place.


He's also ten times faster and stronger than John...and he can basically see into the future...and his webs can bind the friggin' Hulk...and he can dodge bullets and lightning...yeah, there's no real way John can win this.

Except Spiderman: Is whiny, an angsty teen, technically should have to shoot webs out a butt-gland, wears tights, lives in NY, and can pull random strength ratios out his butt-gland.

Chief wins, also he has a knife to cut the webs with.

  • 12.21.2012 6:56 PM PDT


Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Chief.

All spiderman can do is shoot spidey--blam!- all over the place.


He's also ten times faster and stronger than John...and he can basically see into the future...and his webs can bind the friggin' Hulk...and he can dodge bullets and lightning...yeah, there's no real way John can win this.

Binding the hulk is kinda of a plot shield sorta thing. Considering the hulk is 10x stronger than most of spidey's opponents. If doc ock or venom who have a strength of 15-20 tons can break out then I'm sure the hulk who generally starts out at 80-100 ton strength could tear it quite easily. It would still most likely contain the chief though.

  • 12.21.2012 6:59 PM PDT

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Posted by: GohanRules 12

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Chief.

All spiderman can do is shoot spidey--blam!- all over the place.


He's also ten times faster and stronger than John...and he can basically see into the future...and his webs can bind the friggin' Hulk...and he can dodge bullets and lightning...yeah, there's no real way John can win this.

Binding the hulk is kinda of a plot shield sorta thing. Considering the hulk is 10x stronger than most of spidey's opponents. If doc ock or venom who have a strength of 15-20 tons can break out then I'm sure the hulk who generally starts out at 80-100 ton strength could tear it quite easily. It would still most likely contain the chief though.

You do realise he can alter the strength of his web fluid depending on the strength of the opponent he faces?

OT: A 15 ton ultra fast force punch would turn him into a MJOLNIR slushie.

  • 12.22.2012 3:54 AM PDT

Spiderman. He is faster, stronger, more agile, has spider sense and webs.

Come at me Halo fanboys.

  • 12.22.2012 3:56 AM PDT

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Op is 12.


-blam!- off!

  • 12.22.2012 3:57 AM PDT

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Master Chief. I think a lot of people are disregarding the fact that he isn't just some walking tank. He's highly intelligent, a tactician, agile, fast, strong, with a plethora - and variety - of equipment / weapons at his disposal (not to mention Cortona if we include her as well). Even without a suit on, I figure Master Chief would be (at the very least) a huge pain in the *BLAM* for Spidey, and at most, would be able to take him down.

  • 12.22.2012 4:46 AM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

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  • 12.22.2012 4:47 AM PDT

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Posted by: N8 Thegr8t
Master Chief. I think a lot of people are disregarding the fact that he isn't just some walking tank.

When did anyone ever state this?

He's highly intelligent,
Cool. Spidey's probably smarter. Ya know, IQ of 250+ and all.

a tactician
Yeah, a war tactician, not a 1v1 tactician, but I'll give you that one.

agile
lol

fast
Can he dodge lightning?

strong
Does he have +15 ton strength?

with a plethora - and variety - of equipment / weapons at his disposal
...That would not prove any difficulty at all to Spider-Man.

Besides OP hasn't stated what equipment he even gets anyway. For all we know it could just be a fistfight.

(not to mention Cortona if we include her as well)
Separate character, and is not included in the OP, so no that's irrelevant.

Even without a suit on, I figure Master Chief would be (at the very least) a huge pain in the *BLAM* for Spidey, and at most, would be able to take him down.
Even bigger lol.

With the suit he might be able to survive a minute tops. Take away MJOLNIR and it would just be overkill. He relies on it too heavily.

  • 12.22.2012 4:53 AM PDT

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