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Subject: Think of One Opposite-Gendered Video Game Character

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

That character is now your spouse. What do you do?

  • 12.21.2012 7:28 PM PDT
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CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am the alt of Masterchief9095.

Cortana.

  • 12.21.2012 7:29 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

The answer is obvious.

Fap

  • 12.21.2012 7:29 PM PDT
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Real account.

Join me as we make new friends from different communities!

If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

I watch as people lie about thinking of the first female character.

  • 12.21.2012 7:30 PM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Oh boy, Abigail Marston.

  • 12.21.2012 7:30 PM PDT

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

Vaas Montenegro.
I now live in constant fear of stabbings and/or being sold into sex slavery. But, what else is new?

[Edited on 12.21.2012 7:31 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 7:31 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: Addison Stone
Vaas Montenegro.
FEMALE! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! THERE IS A FEMALE DETECTED ON THE FLOOD! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, ALL FIRETEAMS REPORT TO THREAD IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

[Edited on 12.21.2012 7:34 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 7:34 PM PDT
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

Girlfriend's Commander Shepard.

I always win these threads.

  • 12.21.2012 7:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Anton P Nym
who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Stupid parents let their stupid children play games that are rated M when they should be playing Big Birds Spelling Adventures

Posted by: Kira Onime
Also the AR is actually good in CQB now and no longer a glorified baseball bat.

Consider how he(Sam Fisher) could protect me!

(OP stated "Opposite Gender" and not which gender said character would be opposite of)

  • 12.21.2012 7:35 PM PDT

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: Addison Stone
Vaas Montenegro.
FEMALE! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! THERE IS A FEMALE DETECTED ON THE FLOOD! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, ALL FIRETEAMS REPORT TO THREAD IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Oh, I -blam!- up actually. I read it as same-sex. Thought it was a reverse of the other thread. Don't worship me as a god just yet.

[Edited on 12.21.2012 7:36 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 7:35 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

EDIT: Wait a second...

I sense a title change...

[Edited on 12.21.2012 7:37 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 7:37 PM PDT

Who's got AIDS?

Samus Aran. I'm cool with this. Not Other-M Samus, though.

  • 12.21.2012 7:37 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Krystal from Star Fox. Ima going to make lots of human fox thingies...You get the point. I'm going to penatrate her virgin booty hole with gusto and begin pumping. She's going to cry out in pure ecstasy while I do so. She's going to be screaming, but not because she's in pain. But because her boody is being fillevwith my beautiful genitalia. For 26minutes I'm going to be pumping and gruntingl, back and forth, in and out of her backside. While my balls are slapping on her body. Then we are going to [cum] togeather as one. As true BROS! I'm going to release my load inside her so forcefully that some comes squrting out if her mouth. It's going to fly so far that's it's going to hit the OP right in the face.

  • 12.21.2012 7:42 PM PDT

Lightning? Hell yeah!

  • 12.21.2012 7:47 PM PDT
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t3hAvenger77 - XBL (BF3, ME3, Blops)
decla1mer104 - Origin (BF3)
Steam

Maya is my spouse? Oh -blam!- yeah!

  • 12.21.2012 7:47 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Krystal from Star Fox. Ima going to make lots of human fox thingies...You get the point. I'm going to penatrate her virgin booty hole with gusto and begin pumping. She's going to cry out in pure ecstasy while I do so. She's going to be screaming, but not because she's in pain. But because her boody is being fillevwith my beautiful genitalia. For 26minutes I'm going to be pumping and gruntingl, back and forth, in and out of her backside. While my balls are slapping on her body. Then we are going to [cum] togeather as one. As true BROS! I'm going to release my load inside her so forcefully that some comes squrting out if her mouth. It's going to fly so far that's it's going to hit the OP right in the face.

I'm a floodian and what is this.

  • 12.21.2012 7:48 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Krystal from Star Fox. Ima going to make lots of human fox thingies...You get the point. I'm going to penatrate her virgin booty hole with gusto and begin pumping. She's going to cry out in pure ecstasy while I do so. She's going to be screaming, but not because she's in pain. But because her boody is being fillevwith my beautiful genitalia. For 26minutes I'm going to be pumping and gruntingl, back and forth, in and out of her backside. While my balls are slapping on her body. Then we are going to [cum] togeather as one. As true BROS! I'm going to release my load inside her so forcefully that some comes squrting out if her mouth. It's going to fly so far that's it's going to hit the OP right in the face.

I'm a floodian and what is this.

Look up Nightmare time with Finn and Jake.

  • 12.21.2012 7:53 PM PDT

No thought required, just spawn and GOOOOOOOOOOO

Princess Zelda... Oh mai C:

  • 12.21.2012 7:59 PM PDT

Digging Foxholes by Profession
Accept No Substitutes

Well it was a tie between Cortana and Garrus Vakarian.

Except, the precondition for Cortana was that the chacter not necessarily be a genderbent carbon copy, so that means Garrus as a woman.

I think I can handle it.

  • 12.21.2012 8:05 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Krystal from Star Fox. Ima going to make lots of human fox thingies...You get the point. I'm going to penatrate her virgin booty hole with gusto and begin pumping. She's going to cry out in pure ecstasy while I do so. She's going to be screaming, but not because she's in pain. But because her boody is being fillevwith my beautiful genitalia. For 26minutes I'm going to be pumping and gruntingl, back and forth, in and out of her backside. While my balls are slapping on her body. Then we are going to [cum] togeather as one. As true BROS! I'm going to release my load inside her so forcefully that some comes squrting out if her mouth. It's going to fly so far that's it's going to hit the OP right in the face.

I'm a floodian and what is this.

This is what happens when Vien isn't here to make something even worse.

  • 12.21.2012 8:07 PM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.

Librarian...

  • 12.21.2012 8:10 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Posted by: The_Didact
Librarian...
Yeah you're not getting back together.

  • 12.21.2012 8:10 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: Bungie Sam
Posted by: The_Didact
Librarian...
Yeah you're not getting back together.

She dead.

  • 12.21.2012 8:12 PM PDT

-I was here

Samus? time for sexy times.

  • 12.21.2012 8:13 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Posted by: Bungie Sam
Posted by: The_Didact
Librarian...
Yeah you're not ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever getting back together.

Taylor Swift'd.

  • 12.21.2012 8:13 PM PDT

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