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There is a big ass spider in my bathroom! And I have to use the it! BAD! Plus, I can't find the damn bug spray! I had it the other day. Well, I'll use another bathroom. But that's a BIG ass spider. Trust me.

  • 10.01.2004 6:32 PM PDT

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Then get a BIG ass shoe.

  • 10.01.2004 6:34 PM PDT
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I once had a huge spider in my room. I didn't have any bug spray and didn't want to get close to it. Over the phone, my mom suggested I use hair spray. Sounds wierd, but it really works!!

  • 10.01.2004 6:35 PM PDT
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It's a spider, get a napkin or a shoe if you are worried about poison large spiders usually don't have poison.

[Edited on 10/1/2004 6:38:25 PM]

  • 10.01.2004 6:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: CANNON 117
Then get a BIG ass shoe.

ROFL

  • 10.01.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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I ain't got hair spray yo.

  • 10.01.2004 6:40 PM PDT
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wes: u want me to gt naked on my web came?

all spiders have venom, but most isnt strong enough to hurt us.....sorry couldnt help it

  • 10.01.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: madcoconut
all spiders have venom, but most isnt strong enough to hurt us.....sorry couldnt help it

lol, i was close.

  • 10.01.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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Well you could just use say disenfectant,window cleaner,wood cleaner,oh paint thinner works great with some matches!Of course you can never go wrong with a big ass shoe.

  • 10.01.2004 6:45 PM PDT
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Hey, I've got those!

  • 10.01.2004 6:50 PM PDT
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I love how in Canada on the east coast the spiders like never get bigger than a quarter =p I wouldnt want a bigass tarantula in my bathroom, that would be freaky. But get a gun, and put a clip into the bastard lol. And by the way, how big are we talkin here, like a tarantula big, or like a garden spider big?

  • 10.01.2004 6:50 PM PDT
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Maybe I should huh? You know what? I will!

(in the background)
Damn spider....POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP

  • 10.01.2004 6:54 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I know! Mail it to someone who you dont know!!! Then when they open it, a spider of doom will inject them with a lethal toxin and devour them!

Or you could take it down with some C4 no problem.

  • 10.01.2004 9:01 PM PDT
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This one time, me and my friend, we can call him Fredrik, where out walking along the coastline of the island we're living at. We discovered that betwen the bars in the fence protecting people form falling in the water, there were millions of spiders nesting. And they.where.HUGE. I tell you, I'v never seen so many spiders at the same time. And they where like three inches long.

Damn stupid spiders...

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  • 10.02.2004 3:31 AM PDT
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Get a flame thrower

  • 10.02.2004 4:56 AM PDT
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cool game

  • 10.02.2004 6:26 AM PDT
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you know what i would use possibly...my ninja sword....or i like the BIG ass shoe, lol

  • 10.02.2004 6:32 AM PDT
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Whenever I find a spider as big as the one you're talking about in my house, I just declare it a pet, name it and move on. BTW, I have LOTS of pets.

  • 10.02.2004 7:35 AM PDT
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Whanever I see a spider i have my sister kill it.

  • 10.02.2004 7:46 AM PDT
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put it in an empty fish aquarium and keep it lol

  • 10.02.2004 9:19 AM PDT
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once i was on xbox live and my freind said he used a home made flame thrower to kill a moth

hair spray+lighter+moth+stapler=one srcewed moth

  • 10.02.2004 10:00 AM PDT
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Posted by: BeefySleet
I love how in Canada on the east coast the spiders like never get bigger than a quarter =p
The Brown Recluse never gets bigger than a quarter...

Anyway, one time, my brother was coming out of the bathroom and on the wall next to it there was a HUGE spider. We had to call my grandpa to kill it, because my dad was gone. =)

  • 10.02.2004 10:01 AM PDT
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Take some bug spray and a match and burn his BIG ass.

  • 10.02.2004 11:11 AM PDT
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ok, what is the big problem here? is it the spider? If that is the problem, then let me laugh at you.


HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

ITS A SPIDER!!!! wtf is keeping you from taking a piss? its the size of your thumb, it has a fear of you, and is as brittle as a wet tissue paper. OOO! scary!!!

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  • 10.02.2004 11:25 AM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Whatever you do, DON'T kill the spider! Spiders kick ass.

  • 10.02.2004 11:44 AM PDT

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