Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.
So, I went out on a date last night with a girl who I thought was perfect. Well, I brought her to Burger King, and we talked about stuff. What kind of stuff, you may ask?
Well...
We began talking about gun control, 4chan, bronies, how much we hate Halo 4, Skyrim, December 21st, and the recent shooting in Newtown.
I told her about how much this reminds me of the Flood.
"The Flood?", she inquired. "You really go on that site full of lose-"
At that point I shot her and I ran home. The cops will be here soon, so I have to make this short and sweet. I love all of you, and I will see you in about 90 years.
<3 Donut