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Subject: I have a girl problem.

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.

So, I went out on a date last night with a girl who I thought was perfect. Well, I brought her to Burger King, and we talked about stuff. What kind of stuff, you may ask?

Well...

We began talking about gun control, 4chan, bronies, how much we hate Halo 4, Skyrim, December 21st, and the recent shooting in Newtown.

I told her about how much this reminds me of the Flood.

"The Flood?", she inquired. "You really go on that site full of lose-"

At that point I shot her and I ran home. The cops will be here soon, so I have to make this short and sweet. I love all of you, and I will see you in about 90 years.

<3 Donut

  • 12.21.2012 9:52 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Sounds legit.

  • 12.21.2012 9:53 PM PDT

Vote for me for a free cookie.

I think you've made enough threads for today op.

  • 12.21.2012 9:54 PM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

Almost. Too short.

  • 12.21.2012 9:55 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.


Posted by: da 70 70 hatred
I think you've made enough threads for today op.


:(

  • 12.21.2012 9:56 PM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.

One less human to oppose my might. A great service by your hand.

  • 12.21.2012 9:56 PM PDT

Just step away from the computer, we'll handle the thread from here.

  • 12.21.2012 9:56 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.


Posted by: The_Didact
One less human to oppose my might. A great service by your hand.


Thank you, Dildact.

  • 12.21.2012 9:57 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

Thread now about how Soul sister is stick in my head?
Ok.

  • 12.21.2012 9:58 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.

dun worry

its k

  • 12.21.2012 9:58 PM PDT

You'd probably shoot back if i wasn't T-bagging your dead body.

Why did you go to burger king?

  • 12.21.2012 9:59 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

srs bizniss

  • 12.21.2012 10:00 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck

Posted by: Cheify Weefy 07
Why did you go to burger king?
This bothers me more than anything else

  • 12.21.2012 10:00 PM PDT
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Be happy you only have one problem which is of the female variety. You -blam!- could have 99 problems of the non female variety.

  • 12.21.2012 10:02 PM PDT


Posted by: spirit of sand
Posted by: Cheify Weefy 07
Why did you go to burger king?
This bothers me more than anything else

Exactly what I was thinking. Who takes a girl you thought was "perfect" for you to Burger King?

  • 12.21.2012 10:02 PM PDT

But... The Flood is a forum full of losers.

  • 12.21.2012 10:04 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.


Posted by: ABotelho
But... The Flood is a forum full of losers.


Does this smell like chloroform to you?

  • 12.21.2012 10:05 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything in the Waypoint forums -50g

Op, you did the right thing.

  • 12.21.2012 10:06 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.


Posted by: Bobby Hill
Op, you did the right thing.


Thank you, Bobbeh.

  • 12.21.2012 10:08 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

10/10.

  • 12.21.2012 10:13 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Seems completely legit
OT: Bring a rope for the soap

  • 12.21.2012 10:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

lmao

  • 12.21.2012 10:59 PM PDT