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Subject: I just kissed a guy.

Flood, I need help. I was hanging out with my friend and we were talking, and things got kinda... I don't know, weird. He started to hit on me, but I'm retarded so I didn't realize it until he was sitting right up against me. My friend is -blam!-, I've known for years and it's never bothered me. Tonight I found out he likes me. When I realized that he was right up against me. I turned toward him, startled. He was leaning in to kiss me and... and I kissed him. I kissed my friend. I don't know why, it was an act of impulse, I think we kissed for like 10 seconds or something, but I'm not -blam!-! Or at least I don't think I'm -blam!-, I really hope I'm not -blam!-. No, it's not because I'm embarrassed, it's because of my family. My parents are bible bumpers through and through, I've overheard them talking to people and they said that they'd disown their child if they found out they were -blam!-. Now my friend keeps texting me and trying to apologize and I don't know what to say, I have no idea what the -blam!- is going on, can someone please help me??

  • 12.21.2012 10:11 PM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

Stick it in his pooper

  • 12.21.2012 10:11 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 12.21.2012 10:11 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

LOL

  • 12.21.2012 10:11 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Did you like it?

  • 12.21.2012 10:12 PM PDT

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

I know, right?
Jay acts like she's better than everyone else simply because she's a chick.
I hope she chokes to death.

If this isn't a troll thread, this isn't exactly the kind of issue the Flood can help you solve. There are a few LGBT members on this forum, though, maybe PM one of them?

  • 12.21.2012 10:12 PM PDT
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Don't worry about other people, bro. Just be who you be.

  • 12.21.2012 10:12 PM PDT


Posted by: jaythenerdkid
If this isn't a troll thread, this isn't exactly the kind of issue the Flood can help you solve. There are a few LGBT members on this forum, though, maybe PM one of them?
I don't know any of their usernames

  • 12.21.2012 10:12 PM PDT

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

I know, right?
Jay acts like she's better than everyone else simply because she's a chick.
I hope she chokes to death.


Posted by: SPLEEEEENS

Posted by: jaythenerdkid
If this isn't a troll thread, this isn't exactly the kind of issue the Flood can help you solve. There are a few LGBT members on this forum, though, maybe PM one of them?
I don't know any of their usernames
Well, me, for starters. :P

If you're serious, you can PM me, I'd be happy to talk it out with you.

  • 12.21.2012 10:13 PM PDT
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stick it in his pooper

  • 12.21.2012 10:14 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Forgive him, then tell your parents what happened and how you forgave.

If they are truly Christian, they will forgive you. Who are they to condemn you, when God has already forgiven you?

P.s. If anyone tries to start something with me here, you're not going to get anywhere. I'm not that dumb.

  • 12.21.2012 10:15 PM PDT

-I was here

pee in his butt.

  • 12.21.2012 10:15 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything in the Waypoint forums -50g

Op, If this is legit evaluate yourself. Do you think you are -blam!- or was it a mistake? Would you do it over or not? Ask yourself some things and make the answer for yourself on if your -blam!- or not.

  • 12.21.2012 10:15 PM PDT

One does not simply trolololol into Mordor.


Posted by: Slap My Nuts
stick it in his pooper


and then slap his nuts

  • 12.21.2012 10:16 PM PDT

I've done it before, several times. It's honestly no big deal. Just let it linger in your mind for a while. You'll start to realize it's honestly not a big deal.

Felt awkward for me at first, then I got comfortable with it.

[Edited on 12.21.2012 10:17 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 10:16 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Hello.
Posted by: SPLEEEEENS

Posted by: jaythenerdkid
If this isn't a troll thread, this isn't exactly the kind of issue the Flood can help you solve. There are a few LGBT members on this forum, though, maybe PM one of them?
I don't know any of their usernames

  • 12.21.2012 10:16 PM PDT

Kill him, only option.

  • 12.21.2012 10:17 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck

burn in hel blam

jk but seriously just be -blam!-. It's okay to be -blam!-.

  • 12.21.2012 10:18 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Well, if you are -blam!-, there's nothing wrong with that.
Just sayin'
Also, don't tell your parents anything. If they find out and desire to "disown" you, tell them some stupid religious stuff to shut them up.

[Edited on 12.21.2012 10:21 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2012 10:19 PM PDT


Posted by: spirit of sand
burn in hel blam

jk but seriously just be -blam!-. It's okay to be -blam!-.

That's not the issue, I don't know if I am -blam!-, and my parents are going to disown me if I am, they're SUPER homophobic, they won't let my friend in my house and I have to make up -blam!- that I'm doing to hang out with him.

  • 12.21.2012 10:19 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Wife him.

  • 12.21.2012 10:19 PM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

OP, continue living your life. There's nothing wrong with being homo-blam!- these days. If it's what makes you happy, then go ahead.

Think about it - seriously think about it - does it really matter if you're homosxeual? What can you not do as a homosxeual that you can do as a straight guy? The differences are minimal.

You can still live a completely normal life if you simply choose to live a normal life.

The bottom line is don't force yourself to be something you're not just because of your family. They don't own the 80+ years that you're going to be alive, and you shouldn't get hung up on what they think. It's your life.

  • 12.21.2012 10:19 PM PDT


Posted by: Eternal Moon

Posted by: ABotelho
I've done it before, several times. It's honestly no big deal. Just let it linger in your mind for a while. You'll start to realize it's honestly not a big deal.

Felt awkward for me at first, then I got comfortable with it.

Sounds like you purposefully repeated doing it.

Haha, ya. Weren't accidents.

  • 12.21.2012 10:21 PM PDT