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I'm not so good with advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

He'd be Keanu Leaves.

Go Go Go.

  • 12.21.2012 11:47 PM PDT

You're terrible and you should feel terrible.

  • 12.21.2012 11:48 PM PDT

Vote for me for a free cookie.

The Tom Hanks version was so much better than this.

  • 12.21.2012 11:49 PM PDT
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The Tom Hanks version was so much better than this.
If Tom Hanks was grateful, he'd be Tom Thanks.

  • 12.21.2012 11:50 PM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

If your mother was a whore, then she would take money in exchange for sex.

  • 12.21.2012 11:50 PM PDT

Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the -blam!- cross, and let me be reborn!

It was good the first time.

  • 12.22.2012 12:00 AM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39477223


Posted by: da 70 70 hatred
The Tom Hanks version was so much better than this.


If Tom Hanks had a S&M fetish he'd be Tom Spanks.

  • 12.22.2012 12:10 AM PDT

No thought required, just spawn and GOOOOOOOOOOO

If Nicholas Cage was a gun, He would be a Nicholas 12 Cage

  • 12.22.2012 12:10 AM PDT

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i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck

Posted by: da 70 70 hatred
The Tom Hanks version was so much better than this.
You're welcome

  • 12.22.2012 12:12 AM PDT

Odie's Iced Tea - $59.98

Pfhor Eternity

Marathon: Durandal: 0:36:46 (Kindergarten) WR

If Keanu Reeves had to sneeze...well, he'd be...Keanu Snee..

  • 12.22.2012 12:13 AM PDT
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If Keanu Reeves's mom died, he's be Keanu Griefs.

  • 12.22.2012 12:41 AM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!


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Posted by: da 70 70 hatred
The Tom Hanks version was so much better than this.


If Tom Hanks had a S&M fetish he'd be Tom Spanks.

If Tom Hanks joined the military he'd be Tom Tanks

  • 12.22.2012 12:49 AM PDT
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I'm not so good with advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


Posted by: Unit 076

Posted by: finalknight92

Posted by: da 70 70 hatred
The Tom Hanks version was so much better than this.


If Tom Hanks had a S&M fetish he'd be Tom Spanks.

If Tom Hanks joined the military he'd be Tom Tanks
If Tom Hanks went to prison, he'd be Tom Shanks.

  • 12.22.2012 6:12 PM PDT