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Subject: Bungie Empire: What would it consist of?
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Marching Spartains? Would they allow Covenant troops too?

  • 07.05.2006 7:26 PM PDT

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Marching Spartains? Would they allow Covenant troops too?


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  • 07.05.2006 7:27 PM PDT

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and ya.... pretty much there army

  • 07.05.2006 7:38 PM PDT

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The entire universe would bow to the great and awesome might that is Bungie!

  • 07.05.2006 8:40 PM PDT
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Great, now Im seing Spartains, Eliets and Storm Troopers fighting W/ MC battling D.Vader. The Galactic empire dosent stand a chance against Bungie

  • 07.05.2006 10:22 PM PDT
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  • 07.06.2006 12:20 AM PDT

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  • 07.06.2006 12:42 AM PDT
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Do not forget the slingshot.

  • 07.06.2006 2:36 AM PDT
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The Bungie Empire would have certain things:

Primarily: Bungie + Empire

Other things might be:

* All Websites Webmaster's are family or friends of the B.Net Webmaster

* The halls of power would have dog heads in jars as critical art peices

* Bald Scottsmen would not be allowed belts....

* Marty O'Donnel would have a belt stolen for each Frankie.

* Giant Slingshots located in every major city, with firings taking place around 5 (relative time).

* Microsoft Office's running red with blood.

* Starbucks becoming a Five Star Restraunt

* Mandatory Tijuana Mama's for new citizens of the Empire.

* Actual Secret Police consiting of Ninjas.


The list could go on, and on.

  • 07.06.2006 5:28 AM PDT

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  • 07.06.2006 8:21 AM PDT

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Posted by: chown
Do not forget the slingshot.


Yes, bow down to Bungie or they will slingshot you into the sun.

  • 07.06.2006 9:29 AM PDT
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Guys guys, all these things are nice.
But bungie's empire would be one of nin..jer..ee.. ninjury and connivitude. (and interesting adjectives)

It would be a subtle breeze amidst a violent gail with the sweet, alluring fragrance of old coffee and chilidogs.

Out and out conflict? Pah, I say, PAH!!! The truest way to rule a man is to let him rule himself.



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  • 07.06.2006 9:36 AM PDT