Ok so i was having an argument with this guy at school, and we were pretty mad at each other so i sent him a few messages. Here is how it went:
Me: You face is a cod piece, or ghey -blam!- midgets
My friend: Yo mamas so dumb, she stole free samples
Me: Your butt is a safe house, for ghey -blam!- midgets
My friend: -blam!- you!!!!
I dont remember the rest, but it went on for hours. If you want to hear some yo mama jokes, just say the word.