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Subject: I am Santa Claus AMA

Christmas is pretty much entering it's final stages, with the reindeer being trained, the elves finishing up any other toys, and I double-checking anyone I missed on my list.

I was kinda bored now, so I think I can take some time off to answer your questions :)

  • 12.22.2012 8:05 AM PDT
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Explain how you are able to deliver presents to billions of kids in less than 12 hours.

  • 12.22.2012 8:05 AM PDT
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Why do you only eat and drink some of my cookies and milk? Why not all of it? Don't you get hungry riding the sleigh?

  • 12.22.2012 8:06 AM PDT

Why are you such a pedobear?

  • 12.22.2012 8:06 AM PDT

I love the physics behind Santa's Christmas day.

  • 12.22.2012 8:08 AM PDT

Posted by: Aang the Avatar
Explain how you are able to deliver presents to billions of kids in less than 12 hours.


We get this question A LOT. Well, you see, it all depends on how many people Believe . Not only Kids, but actual PEOPLE. Because a lot of the time, people may stop believing in ME, but they believe in the spirit of Christmas, and that affects the speed and efficiency of my sleigh. As long as the Belief is above a certain threshold, then I can keep delivering christmas cheer to all :)

Posted by: Zanir
Why do you only eat and drink some of my cookies and milk? Why not all of it? Don't you get hungry riding the sleigh?


Well, Yes, and No.
Keep in mind, I visit BILLIONS of kids in that night.
To keep the kids happy, I go ahead and eat whatever they leave out for me, or at least a bite or two; But by the time I get to the 1,000th house, I am absolutely STUFFED. Again, I do get hungry, so I may end up eating the whole plate, after the 1000th house, but most the time, I only eat a few bites, and drink half the milk, because I appreciate what the kids do for me:)

  • 12.22.2012 8:12 AM PDT

Posted by: An average gamer
I love the physics behind Santa's Christmas day.
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This is simply incorrect.
I could get into specifics, but I'd be here for a very long time.

I don't exclusively deliver to Christians

My sleigh is obviously intact

And I am still alive.

  • 12.22.2012 8:15 AM PDT

Fellow Floodian:
Posted by: Oh This Dude
I had a very similar thing, only I threw a 14 story building out of a pool and hit a kid on a paper aeroplane.


The Flood is just this awesome :D

Why aren't you on Reddit?

  • 12.22.2012 8:16 AM PDT


Posted by: The Santa Claus
This is simply incorrect.
I could get into specifics, but I'd be here for a very long time.


and Santa would need every 1/1000th of a second he could get.

  • 12.22.2012 8:17 AM PDT

Posted by: An average gamer

Posted by: The Santa Claus
This is simply incorrect.
I could get into specifics, but I'd be here for a very long time.


and Santa would need every 1/1000th of a second he could get.


I'm sorry, but have you ever delivered to this many children?

We, when we realized Christmas is going to get a LOT bigger, realized we needed a way to efficiently deliver presents to anyone with a Christmas Tree, or some sort of Christmas spirit.
I have managed to do it for hundreds of years.
Christmas has succeeded every time.

  • 12.22.2012 8:20 AM PDT

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do u reddit

  • 12.22.2012 8:27 AM PDT
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Do your elves even build, Santa?

Do YOU even lift?

  • 12.22.2012 8:29 AM PDT