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Subject: Flood I have done it! I have escaped the Friendzone!!

Posted by: MecuzImblack
She hasn't been seeing anyone seriously for as long as I've known her.
Posted by: MecuzImblack
She got tired of all the jerks she's been dating
...Posted by: Gerbur
You do realize she's only dating you as a rebound, right?

  • 12.22.2012 11:44 AM PDT
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OP is a liar. He goes to my school and I caught him jacking off to a photo of Lonepaul.

[Edited on 12.22.2012 11:45 AM PST]

  • 12.22.2012 11:45 AM PDT

"Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: Sarg GoldIeaf

Posted by: foreveraloner35
I don't associate with females because I'm a disgusting foreveralone nerd loser


This.


This is where it's come to after my betrayal courtesy of my dear sweet wife.
Even Transcendent Mortals experience this? Ha! It is good to be a god.

  • 12.22.2012 11:45 AM PDT

MCz


Posted by: Sarg GoldIeaf

Posted by: foreveraloner35
I don't associate with females because I'm a disgusting foreveralone nerd loser


This.


same

  • 12.22.2012 11:45 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: greatestSheriff

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: Sarg GoldIeaf

Posted by: foreveraloner35
I don't associate with females because I'm a disgusting foreveralone nerd loser


This.


This is where it's come to after my betrayal courtesy of my dear sweet wife.
Even Transcendent Mortals experience this? Ha! It is good to be a god.


Your divinity shall be short-lived.

  • 12.22.2012 11:47 AM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!


Posted by: DarkVader9494
*2 days later*

"I'm breaking up because our friendship will last longer"
How does that work?

  • 12.22.2012 11:47 AM PDT

My legit Killtrocity

Camping like a 'mouth breather'
If Fed Ex and UPS merged into one company, would it be called Fed Up?

I don't want to start another account for a digital number that has no true value in ten years.


Posted by: theshadowstriker

Posted by: DarkVader9494
*2 days later*

"I'm breaking up because our friendship will last longer"
How does that work?
Some girls won't date a guy because they feel they'll break up and things will be awkward so they opt for the "longer lasting" friendship.

  • 12.22.2012 11:48 AM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

The so called "Friendzone" doesn't exist. You know that right?

  • 12.22.2012 11:49 AM PDT

"Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: greatestSheriff

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: Sarg GoldIeaf

Posted by: foreveraloner35
I don't associate with females because I'm a disgusting foreveralone nerd loser


This.


This is where it's come to after my betrayal courtesy of my dear sweet wife.
Even Transcendent Mortals experience this? Ha! It is good to be a god.


Your divinity shall be short-lived.
Thy words spit venom, fiend, but they do not harm the God of Thunder.

  • 12.22.2012 11:49 AM PDT


Posted by: Decimator Omega
The so called "Friendzone" doesn't exist. You know that right?
That's right. It's a friend ladder.

  • 12.22.2012 11:50 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: greatestSheriff
Thy words spit venom, fiend, but they do not harm the God of Thunder.


Leave! Leave me to my sorrowful solitude... in peace...

  • 12.22.2012 11:52 AM PDT

Congratulations, and good luck. I wish the best of you both.

  • 12.22.2012 11:52 AM PDT

"Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: greatestSheriff
Thy words spit venom, fiend, but they do not harm the God of Thunder.


Leave! Leave me to my sorrowful solitude... in peace...
Very well, enjoy thy loneliness for Asgard awaits me.

  • 12.22.2012 11:55 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

I don't get friend zoned. Ever. I make sure of it ;) For example, two nights ago; I kissed this girl whom I've been friends with for some time.

  • 12.22.2012 11:59 AM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.

The friendzone shall reclaim its lost

  • 12.22.2012 12:01 PM PDT

Posted by: cB4d93
Posted by: Silent Eli
you are a good translator
Idiot can be a hard language to learn, but once you get it down, everything becomes so clear! The whole world will make sense to you.

Easiest way out of the friend zone?

Alcohol.

  • 12.22.2012 12:04 PM PDT

Alt account #4 because i can!

want a -blam!- cookie OP? i got out one time. 4 years of friendzoning lifted by one word that you have learned. confidence. others need to learn this.

  • 12.22.2012 12:05 PM PDT


Posted by: HipiO7
Let this be an example to all of you.


Your avatar makes that post so funny.

  • 12.22.2012 12:16 PM PDT

"I am an enforcer man! Don't nothin' go down in my house! This 100% heart baby! Sure, I check a few fools. I give em the pain! But sometimes its about intimidation, though. It's mind games."
-Terry Tate, Office Linebacker

IS NOT POSSIBLE.

  • 12.22.2012 12:17 PM PDT
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Gratz bro. Don't mess it up by being beta, especially if it's your first relationship. Everyone goes full beta their first relationship.

  • 12.22.2012 12:18 PM PDT

I am a monument to all your sins

Impossibru!!!

  • 12.22.2012 12:22 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

lol

  • 12.22.2012 12:23 PM PDT
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Oh don't worry OP, when she unzips your pants she will regret her decision very quickly.

  • 12.22.2012 12:41 PM PDT

I'm kind of a big deal.


Posted by: CamCamm
Sigh.
Edgy.

  • 12.22.2012 12:42 PM PDT


Posted by: Lord Gwyn
OP is a liar. He goes to my school and I caught him jacking off to a photo of Lonepaul.

  • 12.22.2012 12:43 PM PDT

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