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Subject: Man hospitalized after overdosing on Brussel Sprouts

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Well this is odd. Not that someone nearly OD on Brussel Sprouts, but that someone actually likes to eat them.

What an odd man.

[Edited on 12.22.2012 12:28 PM PST]

  • 12.22.2012 12:28 PM PDT

I like brussel sprouts.

  • 12.22.2012 12:28 PM PDT

Ban Brussel Sprouts!

  • 12.22.2012 12:28 PM PDT
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I hate brussels(sprouts).

  • 12.22.2012 12:28 PM PDT

you dontsh tell me wen i've had to much brushhels sprouts, I'll tell YOU when ive had too much

  • 12.22.2012 12:28 PM PDT

My Brahman is ready.

Wait, you can OD on food?

  • 12.22.2012 12:29 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

That's everyone's dream. Living the life, that man.

  • 12.22.2012 12:29 PM PDT
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BAN THEM! IMMEDIATELY!

  • 12.22.2012 12:29 PM PDT

My spoon isn't the only thing that's too big

Illegal-ize it

  • 12.22.2012 12:30 PM PDT

If it can kill people it's legal, no known deaths make it illegal.

  • 12.22.2012 12:34 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

You can overdose on anything.

  • 12.22.2012 12:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: D Deity
You can overdose on anything.


Ban....EVERYTHING!

  • 12.22.2012 12:35 PM PDT