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Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was running away from Halo 4.
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  • 12.22.2012 1:06 PM PDT
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Why not?

  • 12.22.2012 1:07 PM PDT

You know what's a better joke than that?










Halo 4.

[Edited on 12.22.2012 1:07 PM PST]

  • 12.22.2012 1:07 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

It had a death wish and got struck halfway through.

  • 12.22.2012 1:07 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

More like it was running away from OP.

  • 12.22.2012 1:07 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

For the chicken prostitute on the corner.

  • 12.22.2012 1:08 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

It was homophobic.

  • 12.22.2012 1:08 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

No. It was too far to fly.

  • 12.22.2012 1:09 PM PDT

...cause he wanted to

  • 12.22.2012 1:10 PM PDT

He threw down a glove you made the mistake
Of picking it up now you're gone
The choosing of guns or fighting with swords
The choice of weapons is done
He'll tear you apart as soon as you start
You know you don't have a chance.

Correct answer; Because he wanted to.

  • 12.22.2012 1:11 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler


Posted by: And Im Here Too
It had a death wish and got struck halfway through.

Exactly

  • 12.22.2012 1:11 PM PDT

" Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him."

Because it had an abusive relationship with its father, and was crossing the street to get away from him, now years after they last spoke. The father, calling the chicken's name, was looking for a hand-out now that the chicken was rather famous and wealthy. The chicken looked the father in the eyes and crossed the street. That's why the chicken crossed the road.

  • 12.22.2012 1:13 PM PDT

You look around.You fire your weapon before you realize.
Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"

I have a dream, that one day, the chicken can cross any road it chooses without having it's motives questioned.

  • 12.22.2012 1:25 PM PDT

BrAdLeY

um i see so this so called chicken run away from said game "halo 4"


*turns hed in happiness*


halo 4 sucks

  • 12.22.2012 1:30 PM PDT
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LOL @ ur SW@G


Posted by: The Broffesor
It was running away from Halo 4.
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Correction: It was running away from you because you are ugly

  • 12.22.2012 1:33 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

That was terrible.

You are awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • 12.22.2012 1:38 PM PDT
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To get to the other side.

MFW I found out about the double-entendre of that punchline.

  • 12.22.2012 1:42 PM PDT

Why did the chicken cross the road

It was a -blam!-

  • 12.22.2012 1:43 PM PDT

I have no idea what they're saying....Smile and nod.

Hehe,this guy thinks he is funny and cool because he dislikes Halo 4. So original.

[Edited on 12.22.2012 1:45 PM PST]

  • 12.22.2012 1:44 PM PDT


Posted by: boomdeyadah
You know what's a better joke than that?










Halo 4.

Not gonna lie I had a laf mate

  • 12.22.2012 1:50 PM PDT