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Subject: You are a mercenary for a small warlord

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

who just kidnapped this guy's daughter.

You just heard over the radio that he possibly landed a plane on the other side of the island.

What do you do?

  • 12.22.2012 3:25 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Kill the warlord, free the girl, and ask that she puts in a good word for me.

And then I leg it.

  • 12.22.2012 3:27 PM PDT

Pretend to be a civilian and leave.

  • 12.22.2012 3:27 PM PDT

-I was here

That depends... how many other guards are there, and have I already been paid?

  • 12.22.2012 3:28 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: goatman327
That depends... how many other guards are there, and have I already been paid?
You have not been paid, and he easily has a few hundred guards on the small island.

  • 12.22.2012 3:29 PM PDT

Who am I?

mah twitter

Go to the bathroom, lock the door and once all the killing is over, come out of there and pretend I was just pooping all the time.

  • 12.22.2012 3:30 PM PDT

What a waste....

Bail out faster than Dog the Bounty Hunter's targets.

  • 12.22.2012 3:30 PM PDT
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Back to Halo 3. Wake me up when Halo Reach can live up to its full potential!

Shoot a 50. Cal right between his eyes from one mile away?

  • 12.22.2012 3:31 PM PDT

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Have Fai7h

My old Halo account: karsttheninja99

Nukenukenukenuke

at least its only arnold and not neason

  • 12.22.2012 3:31 PM PDT

Why was I expecting Liam Neeson?

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  • 12.22.2012 3:37 PM PDT

Kill the warlord, kill the girl then kill Arnie. I then become the warlord and not just any warlord, the most feared warlord of all time.

  • 12.22.2012 3:37 PM PDT
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kinky lovin

Ask for top billing.

  • 12.22.2012 3:38 PM PDT

Join the Halo Haven group!

walk behind arny so doesnt know im there.

  • 12.22.2012 3:42 PM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

Tie a bandana around my head


Acquire machine gun


Go to town on those bastards

  • 12.22.2012 3:46 PM PDT

Marley: next time try to be a little for inconspicuous.
John: What do you mean?
Marley: John, we grow lots of gear, right?
John: Yeah loads...
Marley: So try not to come back with a wasted girl and a packet of fertilizer!

put on a Hawaiian shirt, pretend i'm an innocent tourist then steal his place, abandoning everyone on the island to fight it out

  • 12.22.2012 3:47 PM PDT

I run, I run so far away

  • 12.22.2012 3:47 PM PDT

I think I love you...

Become Schwarznegger's sidekick.

  • 12.22.2012 3:47 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39477223

Hide and be a traitor.

  • 12.22.2012 3:55 PM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson


Posted by: Capt Beans
Why was I expecting Liam Neeson?

  • 12.22.2012 3:56 PM PDT

Posted by: AquaBlader
Soon to be breaking news:


US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.

Hide.

  • 12.22.2012 3:56 PM PDT

Black Water Ops

I guess we'll see how lucky I am.

  • 12.22.2012 3:58 PM PDT

-I was here


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Posted by: goatman327
That depends... how many other guards are there, and have I already been paid?
You have not been paid, and he easily has a few hundred guards on the small island.
well then, I stay back and act as a personal guard. Then, if the other guy dies, no sweat. If he makes it all the way, I cut my losses and kill the warlord, then raid his safe.

  • 12.22.2012 4:00 PM PDT
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Eat the warlord, since he's so small.

  • 12.22.2012 4:01 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: goatman327

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: goatman327
That depends... how many other guards are there, and have I already been paid?
You have not been paid, and he easily has a few hundred guards on the small island.
well then, I stay back and act as a personal guard. Then, if the other guy dies, no sweat. If he makes it all the way, I cut my losses and kill the warlord, then raid his safe.


You sure that's the best way to handle it? The body guards are usually either shot in the forehead immediately, or if they are the badassed variety, beaten to death after a lengthy hand to hand fight.

Which would you be?

  • 12.22.2012 8:54 PM PDT
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I would make jokes about how short he is, but I'm not exactly super tall either.

  • 12.22.2012 8:57 PM PDT

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